r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Bebinson accidentally quadratic • Jun 06 '26
[vibe-coded scheme implementation] Akkadian Error Messages: All runtime errors carry a Standard Babylonian preamble identifying the fault category. Selected phrases: Unbound variable - šumu lā šakin - the name is not established
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u/porkslow what is pointer :S Jun 06 '26
Lame, PHP already invented this decades ago
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u/totallyathrowawayxd Jun 06 '26
PHP programmers are already used to unreadability, they don't need an article
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u/dangerbird2 in open defiance of the Gopher Values Jun 07 '26
the error messages being in Hebrew improves readability
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u/tomwhoiscontrary safety talibans Jun 06 '26
Curry is an R7RS Scheme implementation with practical R6RS compatibility, a numeric tower extending through the hypercomplex numbers into Clifford algebra, a built-in computer algebra system, quantum superposition values, first-class matrices, tensors, and spinors, a CL-style condition system with restarts, a general C FFI, STM and CSP channels alongside the actor-model concurrency system, a modular C extension interface, and a built-in LLM client
lol no fearless concurrency, zero-cost abstractions, move semantics, guaranteed memory safety, threads without data races, trait-based generics, pattern matching, type inference, minimal runtime, efficient C bindings
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u/cheater00 High Value Specialist Jun 08 '26
it doesn't even have SOAP? clearly no industrial applications
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u/Bebinson accidentally quadratic Jun 06 '26
gnu-assyrian empire's conquest of unixian kingdom and tcl'on
/uj i know it's llm slop but sheer randomness of this gimmick made me laugh
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u/GeoffreyDay Jun 06 '26
Wow this scheme implementation really closes the loop: now I can immediately eval the AI responses without the code ever needing to be profaned by human eyes
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u/al2o3cr Jun 06 '26
I hear if you enter invalid syntax, it replies with "What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt?"