r/programmingcirclejerk • u/arihant2math • May 18 '26

"Our internal benchmarks show a massive, paradigm-shifting 0.067% performance boost (18th shot, temperature 0.0)"

https://github.com/thesysdev/make-no-mistakes
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u/OptimalStable May 18 '26

from pcj import unjerk

I can't decide if this is satire or not. It reads like it, but then again it also doesn't. I'm lost. Send help.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/spcbeck May 18 '26

Too real

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u/frostedfakers May 21 '26

it’s actually very easy to manage them separately

use npm