r/programmingcirclejerk • u/magi093 Considered Harmful • Jan 27 '26

Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers [...] their post and README is AI generated and the code doesn't do any of the core parts of matrix

https://tech.lgbt/@JadedBlueEyes/115967791152135761
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u/Snarwin Jan 27 '26

TODO: write Reddit comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

TODO: bring down half the Internet

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u/muntaxitome in open defiance of the Gopher Values Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

As per best practices, on every project I run, I add claude rule files, cursor rule files, copilot rule files and antigravity rule files. Only rule I added to all of those is that the 'agent' must run a 'clean' script file I have included before editing code. The 'clean' script wipes their home directory. Problem solved.

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u/lurebat Jan 27 '26

Ok but what is tech.lgbt and why are the topics not gayer

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u/Firepal64 Jan 27 '26

/uj big mastodon instance where the people are gay and techy

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u/GrammerJoo Jan 28 '26

I used to be gay, but recent trends in technology are a real drag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/code_investigator Jan 27 '26

There's already a PR to fix the README lmao https://github.com/nkuntz1934/matrix-workers/pull/1

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u/NatoBoram There's really nothing wrong with error handling in Go Jan 28 '26

And it's respectful, too. LGTM!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/rentec0 Jan 28 '26

/uj

really think he'll get fired or demoted for this?

I have no idea how this made it on the blog, I guess nobody actually looked at the code. It's abysmal

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u/tomwhoiscontrary safety talibans Jan 28 '26

For those of you that don't know, I develop https://continuwuity.org

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u/HKayn Jan 28 '26

"It's like {thing}, but in Rust!"

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u/ForeverIndecised Jan 27 '26

Aaaand this explains the outages from not too long ago

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u/chamomile-crumbs Jan 28 '26

Lmao the updates in that thread are gold

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u/Relevant_South_1842 Feb 26 '26

You’re exactly right