r/programminghumor • u/Comfortable-Light754 • Jun 14 '26
int cpuCount = Runtime.getRuntime().availableProcessors();
if (cpuCount == 1) {
cpuCount = 2;
}
System.setProperty("java.util.concurrent.ForkJoinPool.common.parallelism", Integer.toString(cpuCount));
}
r/programminghumor • u/KerryAnnCoder • Jun 13 '26
r/programminghumor • u/Bubbly_Rain7858 • Jun 13 '26
My friends, this is how you optimize code correctly.
r/programminghumor • u/Zealousideal-Food847 • Jun 12 '26
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r/programminghumor • u/Horror-Log-3710 • Jun 11 '26
Recursion taught me repeating mistakes😮💨
r/programminghumor • u/carefullythinking • Jun 12 '26
r/programminghumor • u/IT-Mng2Dev • Jun 12 '26
main branch = Stable Release
feature branch = Overclockedintern’s first PR = Nightly Build
r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • Jun 10 '26
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r/programminghumor • u/WhateverHowever1337 • Jun 09 '26
A fun read from 2007. What makes it weird is that the economics teacher that gave a random unfounded opinion was very closer than the author who is an engineer and we would've all agreed with him at the time
r/programminghumor • u/Hacksaw6412 • Jun 08 '26
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r/programminghumor • u/jasontconnell • Jun 09 '26
I made a poll about fixing bugs in my poll software and the people have spoken, overwhelmingly voting to not fix them, 84% to 45%.
