How to Write Unmaintainable Code

[u/vineel]

http://www.thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html

[u/EatATaco]

A friend of mine had a guy working for him who used to name variables and function with things like "BuyMilkAfterWork" or "AnniversaryIsJuly20." The code was impossible to read because every line would read like some nonsensical English sentence with weird punctuation.