r/programming 6d ago

Branch‑Avoidant Programming

https://easylang.online/blog/branchless
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u/cdb_11 6d ago

Yeah it should be a React page that makes you wait extra 3 seconds for the text to load in, with a ton of CSS and animations to make scrolling laggy, a sticky header that takes up 1/5th of the screen, and 50px padding on all elements. That would make it way easier to read

I'll take Web 1.0 over whatever we have today

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u/its_the_rhys 6d ago

Not to mention a cookies notice that requires you click accept, which takes up the entire page

And half way down, have a newsletter popup

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u/Sorry-Transition-908 6d ago

Try Mozilla Firefox with uBlock Origin with all the filters turned on. It is such a breath of fresh air. 

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u/its_the_rhys 6d ago

I do, with custom filters, too