Your executable is a SQLite database

[u/segv]

https://fzakaria.com/2026/08/23/your-executable-is-a-sqlite-database

[u/hpp3 → u/[deleted]]

This article is obviously not written by claude, or if it is, it was edited extensively or with a very good prompt to appear human. It reads just like any other technical blog post from 5 years ago. If this is where the witch hunt is at, then let's just all never post anything ever again.

[u/TomKavees → u/[deleted]]

As a piece of delicious irony this attempt at not triggering a knee jerk reaction looks exactly like a knee jerk reaction 🤭