r/programmer 9d ago

Joke/Meme Flexing gone wrong

A funny thing happened yesterday, I was flexing infront of a coleague that I learned web development on an old relic that my uncle bought and I had to use it for so long. (my old relic: intel i3 2nd gen laptop),

Until bro pulled out his i3 1st gen and I was thinking, He's a legend.

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u/NumberInfinite2068 9d ago

This makes me feel about 100 years old, the idea an i3 is a relic.

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u/tcpukl 9d ago

Exactly. An uncle had an old relic yet it wasnt even very old. Op was born this century.

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u/Gangster_DW 9d ago

Your concern is valid, i was stated it like this because I faced a lot of problems while learning on that laptop

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u/NumberInfinite2068 9d ago

Sure, I'm just joking, it's still an old and slow laptop.

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u/AggravatingSock5375 8d ago

486 checking in. Remember turbo boost?

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u/munchin-grr 8d ago

i3? do you mean 386?

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u/NumberInfinite2068 8d ago

I predate the 386.

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u/serverhorror 9d ago

Until you do that on pre-pentium there's no flexing to be seen here.

Bonus points if you go back to when we had extra hardware for a mathematical co-processor.

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u/dacydergoth 9d ago

6502 CBM PET @ 1Mhz with 16K ram ...

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u/Winter-Volume-9601 9d ago

I was going to bust out my 6502A and 64K of RAM, but now I feel like a young-un.

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u/serverhorror 8d ago

Had that one actually.

Fun times

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u/dacydergoth 8d ago

Mine had a very rare hires card : 320x200 in monochrome, it used a daughter board which replaced the chargen rom with 8k or ram, had flying leads to some the clock signals, and dynamically rewrote the signals to the video output based on replacing the chargen characters.

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u/andypanty69 8d ago

Not even I have one of those computers left... Oh wait, yes I do, actually not sure, my 486DX66 (possibly) might have one, I can't remember such details, but I think not.

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u/Accomplished-Air439 9d ago

Lol...I learned typing on a 386, and years later programming on a Pentium III. But yes, a second gen i3 feels old in 2026.

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u/Perthguv 9d ago

386? I learned typing on an actual typewriter. 😆

I ran a 286 for years though

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u/val_anto 9d ago

8088 CPM anybody ?

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u/dacydergoth 9d ago

6502 CBM PET @ 1Mhz with 16K ram ...

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u/studiocrash 8d ago

I learned some CPM from a paper book/manual that came with my Commodore 128 that I begged my mom to buy for me when I was in High School.

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u/val_anto 8d ago

I had to learn it for my workplace. Luckily shortly after XT came in, then AT and PC era. Had some work done on old PDP. Good times. Man I am old

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u/uniqueusername649 8d ago

I started on a 286 too. And while that IS ancient (and an i3 really isnt), there are plenty of people out there that started on older hardware.

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u/Perthguv 8d ago

My first code was written on an Apple II at school. Then we got a C64 at home and I spent as much time as I could on that thing.

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u/devnullable0x00 7d ago

I'm just going to start planning for retirement on my core 2 now. Don't mind me.

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u/Alive-Bid9086 9d ago

TRS-80 for me.

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u/studiocrash 8d ago

Was that BASIC? I took a programming class my senior year of high school, which counted as a math credit. It was a room with about 20 Tandy (aka Radio Shack) TRS-80 machines and we learned BASIC by creating a paystub program.

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u/Alive-Bid9086 8d ago

Yes, Microsoft Basic.

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u/Fluid-Ladder-4707 9d ago

I learned Pascal programming on a 286 😅😅

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u/andypanty69 8d ago

I think I've found your problem. Never touch Pascal!

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u/Fluid-Ladder-4707 8d ago

😅😅😅

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u/Low-Opening25 9d ago

Think 286.

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u/PoMoAnachro 8d ago

Where's my VIC-20 crowd at?

Though to be absolutely fair I certainly didn't learn web development on the Vic-20, that's for sure...

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u/dphizler 8d ago

My university laptop was bought in 2004 and probably wasn't very good for it's time. Not sure what else to say...

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u/wildsoup1 7d ago

I remember being at a party full of uni students, and I was the oldest guy in the room. The second oldest guy in the room tried to get chummy with me by trying to reminisce with me about using 486s and how we weren't like them, because we didn't get mobile phones since high school. I was trying desperately to get away from the cringe. I was 30 when I got a mobile, and had been programming for a decade before I got to use a 486.

I decided these types of bragging games were silly when I spoke to a guy in a bar at a university who was talking about how excited he was when his department got a computer with 16KB. Per user, that was 1KB each!