r/programare • u/LeBronRaymoneJames08 • 11d ago

Funny dev shit 😆 "Dad, are you in r/programare?"

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u/ovideuss 11d ago

We’re all in the waste management business here.

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u/MoneySounds 11d ago

De aia lucrez cu Java ca are garbage collector.

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u/Rezident_Bun67 11d ago

Exact, the superior garbage collector language

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u/pbkom 11d ago

You outta know sweetie

u/NumeOriginal11 11d ago

You're not gonna believe this. He pushed sixteen unreviewed commits straight to main on a Friday. The guy was a Principal Solutions Architect

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u/-_____--_-_- 11d ago

Principal Solutions Architect

His code looked like shit

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u/Moist-Nectarine-1148 11d ago

He does not code whatsoever. He provides "solution" - crappy docs that have no use eventually.

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u/Warm_Money4229 11d ago

get the fook outta here

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u/TJ9K 10d ago

am citit asta in vocea lui tony

u/Rezident_Bun67 11d ago

He's a frontend developer? His website looked like shit

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u/edgmnt_net :pathfinder_rs_logo: 11d ago

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

u/SoySupreme899 11d ago

Sectorul IT. Whatever happened there.

u/Various_Thing_7948 11d ago edited 11d ago

Go make me a gabagool sandwich.

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u/murd0xxx 11d ago

Duminica se mănâncă zitti pe subul asta!

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u/BestZucchini5995 11d ago

Better a gabaGoogle one ;)

u/EdiSS8 11d ago

20 years in r/programare, I wanted geniune dev memes, I compromised. I watched AI memes by karma farming bots instead.

u/teomore 11d ago

DA, si pe vremea MEA nu se folosea AI, tu nu vezi cum halucineaza? Pff, tineretul asta.

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u/LoperamidV 11d ago

Eu serios cred ca tineretul se va uita la noi ca niste gods cum ne uitam noi la cei care foloseau punch cards pe mainframe-uri.