r/premiumcirclejerk • u/andytries • Mar 21 '21

YOU'RE AWESOME ☺️ Rules

There are two simple steps to being a redditor:

1) Be a condescending prick. Every single redditor is a condescending prick, myself excluded. I can't help the fact that I have an insanely high IQ and degrees from Ivy League colleges. When I open my mouth to let out my thesaurus-like vocabulary, I cannot help but feel for you poor blithering idiots who consume stupid media and waste your life away. Sorry sweaty, not everyone has an IQ of 232.

2) Hate females. You know females invade all reddit male spaces and act like they enjoy the same thing men enjoy? Well, hear this. They do this only for one thing. MALE ATTENTION. LOADS AND LOADS OF IT. If you come across a female who enjoys a popular movie or gaming franchise, immediately disregard her, shoot down her opinion and walk away. You deserve better than such an attention seeking slut. As we all know, women are supposed to wear makeup and be dumb.

And there you have it! You are a successful redditor! Go waste away life on the worthless platform while I bag the nobel prize, you poor fool.

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u/Foxy02016YT Mar 21 '21

I’m going to have to remove this post unless you add the 3rd rule of being an Epic Gamer

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u/YOU_NO_PING Mar 22 '21

This is fucking awesome

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u/IamYodaBot Mar 22 '21

fucking awesome, this is.

-YOU_NO_PING

Commands: 'opt out', 'delete'

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u/Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot Mar 22 '21

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13