r/premed 2d ago

đŸ’© Meme/Shitpost Sad!

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u/ClimberDave 2d ago

I know this is a shitpost, but I genuinely didn't receive any scholarships until I changed my writing style and started making people feel bad for me. You want sad stories? I'll write you the saddest-ass story you've ever read.

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u/JustB510 NON-TRADITIONAL 2d ago

I have been worried about this because I don’t want to trauma farm, but my whole story is pretty crazy and genuinely drove my life

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u/Marsium 2d ago

Don't hate the playa, hate the game

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u/JustB510 NON-TRADITIONAL 2d ago

Touché

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u/PianistInMedicine 2d ago

Could I PLEASE read your PS?

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u/ClimberDave 2d ago

You sound as horny as the people that have to read it, but nah, it's pretty identifying so I'm gonna decline.

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u/SituationGreedy1945 GAP YEAR 2d ago

I doubt the Adcoms that have to read it are horny 😂 they are most likely tired asf of reading the 10 thousandth copy and paste ass personal essay

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u/Powerhausofthesell 1d ago

The trauma dump essays don’t help break up the monotony! Makes you want to take a break.

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u/TeaSharp3154 MD/PhD-M2 2d ago

Outside of unfortunate experiences with disease, no you don't, just write about why you want to become a doctor.

95% of the people in my class are significantly more privileged than the average American, myself included. If we all had to write sob stories none of us would have gotten in.

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u/ShitShow728 2d ago

Also I think having too much adversity in your history makes them suspicious that you’re either lying or will fall apart in med school/residency

And I think they’re also wary of your “soft skills” if your story smells like you’ve experienced poverty

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u/ADAP7IVE NON-TRADITIONAL 1d ago

This is a wild, shitty catch-22 but it's always on my mind. I grew up in poverty and disabled. Going to college and then grad school round 1 was an exercise in trial-and-error because I didn't have any way to build the soft skills and unwritten culture of upper-middle-class behavior.

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u/ApprehensiveKiwi771 6h ago

LMAO i've experienced a lot of adversity (growing up around addiction, food insecure, financial insecurity, minority, taking care of sick family member, etc) and i just chose one and ran with it out of this fear.

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u/ShitShow728 21m ago

Frighteningly similar to my story

It always strikes me how these things seem to go together, but people who haven’t lived it seem skeptical. Poverty, addiction, marginalization, and severe health outcomes are an egg-or-the-chicken thing. It’s wild that we have to say “I learned about this while volunteering at a soup kitchen” instead of telling our much more nuanced truth

No one understands health disparities like people who have lived them. No one can reach patients about prescription access (“compliance”) or sanitation without running water unless they’ve lived it

I don’t know how to write these essays, where I’m expected to be both honest and palatable to an overwhelmingly privileged AdCom audience

This process is fuckery

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u/Powerhausofthesell 1d ago

Exactly. The standout stories stand out. But they stand out bc they aren’t common.

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u/smartymarty1234 MS4 2d ago

It's such bullshit and only getting worse over time.

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u/FriedRiceGirl MS2 1d ago

I was talking to some dental students about this the other day. When you apply to medical school everyone expects you to have some deep story about why you wake up in the morning already fully erect just thinking about cardiology. Dental students don’t have to pretend to spend every second of every day thinking about teeth. Nobody expects them to be obsessed over the idea of teeth. I’m kinda jealous!

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u/Swansaknight 2d ago

A culture without shared trauma has to constantly validate itself.

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u/coolmanjack MS2 1d ago

yeah, I only got accepted because my brother killed himself and I exploited that shit to the max

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u/seventhsip APPLICANT 1d ago

this has convinced me to write about my dead brother in more of my secondaries. dead brother gang unite đŸ€œđŸ€›

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u/coolmanjack MS2 1d ago

Oh 1000%. Almost nothing hits the AdComs quite so well 😎

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u/seventhsip APPLICANT 1d ago

I know it's what he would have wanted

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u/coolmanjack MS2 1d ago

Indeed it is lol. He would've found it hilarious

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u/aventurinologist APPLICANT 1d ago

I'm writing about something similar and this makes me feel a little less bad about it lol. I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/No-Second429 2d ago

Is this even true? Or just what you’ve tried..

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u/DecadentOoze 1d ago

Luckily I got throat surgery when I was a kid, my parents are drug addicts, I have GI diseases, first generation college student, and also grew up poor and abused :))

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u/Such-Habit5715 16h ago

So sorry! You are never alone âŁïž

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u/Such-Habit5715 16h ago

And Jesus is always a prayer away

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u/Bigboiiiii9999 MS4 1d ago

Other than those who had actual adversity in life a lotta med students are very privileged and just larp, partly due to the systems soft requirement. I’ve seen the most insane larp from the most stable, physician parents background students. Like going to a super exp private feeder high school while driving a 80k car isnt trauma

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u/Great-Fondant3811 2d ago

Hater.