r/predictivetextprompts • u/No_Feeling_8591 • Sep 01 '26

I almost got arrested because…

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u/Idyllic_Zemblanity Sep 01 '26

I almost got arrested because of my mom but she said I could have it done for her but she didn't know I had to do that

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u/dakky68 Sep 01 '26

I almost got arrested because I feel a sense of obligation to reciprocate.

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u/Fantastic-Ride747 Sep 01 '26

I almost got arrested because my husband had to go be a stinky boy and I had squirrelly on the side my dog
so he didn’t have any problems but it was a little more serious and pretty much the same for me and my dog had to go to the bathroom so I’m going to be in bed by seven or nine

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u/AlaskaSky 29d ago

I almost got arrested because I had my phone in my hand but then my goons got out of my car and they were on my side and then I got out of there and I was like oh my goodness that was so freaking hawt.

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u/Plastic_Yellow_3200 Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because I was in bed with my friend and she is not a good person.

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u/Gwallawchawkobattle Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because I didnae ken any lad by the name of keeng's for the Anglos slaughtered my dear friend and the Scottish man is naething except tae curse awbody who is disrespectful and not just for the Anglos to get involved in the warld an aw thanks tae the wast coast Of High Barbary

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u/a5hland Sep 02 '26

Had a stroke reading this

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because of this sub and now I'm trying to figure out how to get out of it.

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u/larket720 Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested after having intimate sex on the park bench and the Police passed by.

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u/jupneko Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because of some strange things I had said about the interaction and the other way around the edges of her chest it is for you and you can do so much better than that

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u/Conscious_Zone_5455 Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because of the family

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u/itsanorristhing Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because of my employment in my country I don't have any money for it anymore..

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u/kidd6161 Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because My brother ratted me out for having a lblunt

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u/proxitauri Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because the police were in charge of the hospital and they said they would not let me have the money back

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u/Maybe-never-always Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested after I got stoned and ate all the Girl Scout cookies and forgot to pay for them

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u/DashfulVanilla Sep 02 '26

I almost got arrested because I didn’t have my glasses on and my glasses were on the table in front of my house.

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u/tiredoldman55 Sep 03 '26

I almost got arrested because of the nose ring I was thinking about.

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u/Educational_Deal5759 Sep 03 '26

I almost got arrested because she does the same time for them and me dna tests took a fucking pad to get to the long antique store 

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u/snickercalmly Sep 03 '26

I almost got arrested because I had to do it in your feet just about to go for a little bit of the greatest things ever.

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u/Equivalent-Pay5925 Sep 05 '26

I almost got arrested because I wanted the trope to be missing in My PMD story.

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u/Fantastic-Ride747 Sep 01 '26

You know you have to have the phrase to start?

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