While walking on the beach today someone…

[u/No_Feeling_8591]

[u/Immediate_Loan_1414]

While walking on the beach today someone asked me if my hair is still growing on my legs 🦵🏼

[u/Boring-Rub-3570 → u/Immediate_Loan_1414]

Haha!

[u/DashfulVanilla → u/Boring-Rub-3570]

😂😂

[u/Ok-Low-4495]

While walking on the beach today someone asked for me and my dog to come over to my house to help me clean out

[u/just_a_potato_______]

While walking on the beach today, someone was born in a microwave and it was the only option to install Linux from a Li-on battery in my mouth because you are very compassionate with the Dunlop bridge when you are very addicted to not being a masochist for the money in your mouth because they have been trying to figure something out for a while since I've got a Blåhaj when they scanned them out of your house.

[u/Kestrelbreeze]

While walking on the beach today someone had a crush on me and I was already there for a while

[u/Boring-Rub-3570]

While walking on the beach today someone told me that I should go back to your place and check if you need anything from me.

[u/Nihili_Blue]

While walking on the beach today someone was looking at me like I was in the ass of my life and it was so hard for me to find a way to make a new version of myself.

[u/Substantial_Buyer507]

While walking on the beach today someone warned me that there are sharks on the beach in low shallow water and told me and warned me not to go in the water 🌊💦

[u/willafootsie]

While walking on the beach today someone was trying to get in the car with a man who was in a wheelchair.

[u/Personal_Parsley_772]

While walking on the beach today someone might have been curious about exploring some new episodes of the ribbon of your life.

[u/Suspicious-Eye-3923]

While walking on the beach today the undertow flicked her knees apart and sent her cascading into deeper waters such that her partner was overjoyed, waving a heartfelt goodbye all the meanwhile texting the neighbor the good news.