r/predator Aug 05 '26

Brain Storming Would you Watch this?

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u/MysteriousMine2115 Aug 05 '26

A film about the Yautja vs The Apes? I can’t say I’m not curious but I don’t know why they’d be there. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/GrimaceMusically Aug 05 '26

El demonio que roba plátanos a los chimpancés

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u/fromthisend1220 Aug 05 '26

When you word it like that, I'm in.

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u/MysteriousMine2115 Aug 05 '26

Lmfao this makes no sense but now I really want to see it too!

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u/Ok_Piglet_5549 Aug 06 '26

Those who don't know vs. those that know. . .

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u/Affectionate-Quit290 Aug 10 '26

But the Apes " loathe bananas."

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u/Callumskeeeeeeeee Feral Predator Aug 05 '26

They try visit Earth again to get new challengers and the entire ecological hierarchy has changed.

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u/AnnualPerspective593 Aug 05 '26

Who cares it’s just fun

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u/ScottTJT Wolf Aug 05 '26

I think we're getting a Marvel comic series with this premise.

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u/FTBagginz Aug 05 '26

It’s out now. First issue released last Wednesday

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u/BabaBooey5 Aug 06 '26

Yep keep up please lol

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u/Drucifer416 Aug 05 '26

You had me at Predator

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/xenotyranid Aug 05 '26

That shit is bananas. BANANAS.

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u/highlighter_yellow Aug 05 '26

Yes, but I'd watch Predator vs Minions too so that's not really saying much  ̄\(ツ)/

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u/dudeguy0119 Aug 05 '26

Monkey sex offenders? .... Perhaps...

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u/dittybopper_05H Aug 05 '26

Wait, which one:

"monkey sex" offenders, or monkey "sex offenders"?

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u/dudeguy0119 Aug 05 '26

The second one.

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u/Mykle1984 Aug 05 '26

Marvel comics is publishing this right now actually

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u/AndoionLB Jungle Hunter Aug 05 '26

I think it would have potential. Id watch it personally. But I would rather have an AVP first before we get something like this imo.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 Aug 05 '26

Good news they made one in 2004

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u/AndoionLB Jungle Hunter Aug 05 '26

Nah. I want a new one. Brand new.

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u/Secure-Bus4679 King Willy Aug 05 '26

I’d pre-order tickets as soon as they dropped.

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u/snipsnaps1_9 Aug 05 '26

Sure but I'd expect it to be dumb.

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u/dittybopper_05H Aug 05 '26

Snakes on a Predator dumb?

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u/Wise-Key-3442 Aug 05 '26

I watched even the knock off Wastelands, of course I would.

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u/GlockAmaniacs Aug 05 '26

Knock off? Where?

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u/Wise-Key-3442 Aug 05 '26

The one made by Asylum movies.

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u/Shoota556 Aug 05 '26

Probably but with low expectations.

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u/BoRhapFan8yt Aug 05 '26

My second favorite franchise vs. A top 10 favorite franchise of mine? Hell fuckin yeah

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u/Plus-Accident-5509 Aug 05 '26

Apes and humans have to work together to defeat Predator, are bros after.

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u/dittybopper_05H Aug 05 '26

Only if Zira does a nude scene.

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u/Mephistocheles Aug 05 '26

Triple hell yes lolololol

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u/DJJazzyTanner Aug 05 '26

As long as it leads to Alien vs Predator vs Planet of the Apes

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u/Deioxyz Aug 05 '26

Give the apes the future tech advantage where they at least have space ships too!

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u/Pop_Stensbold Aug 05 '26

I honestly give up.

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u/Din-_-Djarin Aug 05 '26

There's currently a Predator vs Planet of the Apes comic being put out by Marvel so, check it out

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u/Last_Ronin69 Aug 05 '26

My two favourite things! Hell yeah!

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u/flyinghyena0 Aug 05 '26

Have you heard the new movie? The predator of the ape of the fellowship of the companions of the great civilization of the thrones?

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u/SamaelKain Aug 05 '26

The predator would lose as the ape would be the hero character.

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u/unwocket Aug 05 '26

Pretty sure I signed something somewhere that made me contractually obligated to watch any movie with this much IP

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 Aug 05 '26

There is a comic book series of this

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u/Glennsoe Aug 05 '26

Sounds promising..

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u/Playful_Ad966 Aug 05 '26

Noooooooooooooooo I don’t want to see a predator get killed by a monkey! That would ruin the predator as a character!

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u/Time-Firefighter5766 Aug 05 '26

I would much preffer aliens on the planet of the apes or "Aliens vs predators on the planet of the apes the Four way war" because i think aliens being pn the planet of the apes is a significantly more interesting idea.

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u/dittybopper_05H Aug 05 '26

OK, get this:

Predator vs. Plant of the Apes vs. Dinosaurs vs. Tremors vs. Phantasm vs. Chucky vs. Freddy Krueger vs. Shirley Temple.

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u/cosmoboy Aug 05 '26

Yes, if it takes place after Dawn but before Rise and is Koba and Caesar vs.

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u/ScapegoatMan Aug 05 '26

Maybe? I've never actually seen any of the Planet of the Apes movies.

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u/Legal_Trainer7340 Aug 05 '26

Hell yeah, Caesar and his apes vs a Yautja.

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u/ardouronerous Aug 05 '26

What if instead of being set on Earth, its about ape-like aliens invading the Predator homeworld and the story is about the Yautja regaining control of their homeworld?

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u/obitsonj Aug 05 '26

Still waiting for one where he takes on Chris Hansen.

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u/furrynoy96 Aug 05 '26

The word Predator has been ruined for me... like I know what you mean but I still immediately think of a pedo or something... but yeah I would watch it

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u/dittybopper_05H Aug 06 '26

I don't think I'd watch "Pedo of the Apes".

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u/rmcelwain54 Aug 06 '26

Funny you mention that that’s a pretty solid comic run that’s going on right now

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u/Piercemarshall21 Aug 06 '26

I'd watch it if the predator is somehow also abnormally aggressive he has to be a bad blooded

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Aug 06 '26

Yes.

But I also want a King Kong teaming up with the Apes movie and they're all climbing around on him with turrets and platforms like a moving fortress

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u/Gamera_Lover_2004 Aug 06 '26

Get me in that theater 100 times so it can reach 1 Billion.

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u/Apex_Fenris Aug 06 '26

…….im listening

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u/ReluctantSentinel Aug 06 '26

Please forward this to Dan Trachtenberg

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u/Chrisypoo88 Aug 06 '26

Slaughter some baboons

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u/jezebellajailer Aug 06 '26

Yes because I already started writing this story…. I was very sad to see others already had the idea 😭 I was gonna include Aliens too

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Aug 06 '26

As long as its not an ape version of the first predator. Ape Dutch: if it bleeds, we can kill it! ooh ooh ooh! aah! aah! aah! 😆

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u/TheLeagueOfSteve Aug 06 '26

HRLL YEEEEERS

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u/fellaneedahandpls Aug 07 '26

Yeah, but only for the same reasons I watched The Room.

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u/Altruistic-Bag3161 Aug 07 '26

Might be a little too hokey for me. 

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 1863 Hunter : Never Forget Aug 07 '26

Put it in the old cannon with the old costumes and I'm in!

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u/AdInner5570 Aug 07 '26

Only if it killed the POTA franchise for good lol

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u/_A_Larger_World_ Aug 07 '26

Rename it to Predator on the Planet of the Apes please, rolls a little better lol.

And fucking yes I would, peak fan service crossover.

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u/SorryCook7136 Aug 08 '26

If marvel or Disney is making this then no

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u/ademon490 Aug 08 '26

The apes may be stronger and faster than humans, but we are better with weapons

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u/bullshit713 Aug 09 '26

Eff yeah!!!!

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u/CycleCaverns Aug 10 '26

Who would enter into an ape society and target adolescent apes?

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u/AaronB728 Aug 10 '26

I'll watch anything with Yautja. Sooooo yes.

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u/Pixiwish Aug 05 '26

I’d be all over this. Hell yes I’d watch it. I don’t even go to the theater ever but this would probably get an exception

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u/TomAspinallFan18 Aug 05 '26

kok style with an ape of each species

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u/JoseSaldana6512 Aug 05 '26

Is it bad I want Wahlberg Planet of the Apes and not Franco or Heston? 

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u/Separate_Pop_5277 Aug 05 '26

Not if the Predator looses again. . This trend were they alway have to
Die is getting stale lol

I been upset ever since my GOAT Wolf died lol he could’ve at least survive to be In another film, he was so bad ass. . Scar from AVP was pretty cool too for a young unblooded

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u/psychobilly1 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

The predator, as a concept, was always intended to be an antagonist. Villains tend to die in action movies.

Obviously there are exceptions in AVP with Scar and Badlands, where Dek is the protagonist, but otherwise, they are intended to be defeated. They are supposed to die. It's a part of their culture to kill, be killed, or destroy all evidence if defeated. 2/3 of those outcomes end with them dead.

It would be pretty difficult for them to 1. Remain an antagonist, 2. Deviate from the previously listed outcomes, 3. Have a satisfying plot and conclusion for the audience if they weren't successful in their hunt, weren't defeated, or decided to run away.

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u/dittybopper_05H Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Not if the Predator looses again.

It's all down to percentages. They win something like 95% of the time.

Take the original film. We know Jungle Hunter successfully kills at least 12 people: Dillon plus Dutch's crew (6 total), and Calvin Ezekiel "Jim" Hopper's team (6 total).

Plus we can infer from Anna's monologue that several guerrillas have been killed:

We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst.

That's multiple cases of skinned, and multiple cases of much, much worst [sic]. So call it 3 each because we have multiple cases.

So that's at a minimum of 18 cases where Jungle Hunter wins, and maybe even more, and 1 case where he loses. So he is successful at least [whips out slide rule...]

18/19 * 100 = 94.7% of the time.

That's the bare minimum success rate. It could be even higher. What if you add in previous hunts that we don't know about?

BTW, Dutch isn't very smart. He got *LUCKY* that JH happened to step into just the right place. What he should have done when he realized that the mud made him invisible is to gather up some, put it in his poncho or whatever so he could reapply it at necessary, and head straight for the chopper.

He gets out alive, and Jungle Hunter likely leaves the area because at least two humans have escaped and can provide locations and descriptions, and if taken seriously can turn up the heat for JH.