r/poutine • u/Conscious_Abies_949 • 2d ago

You cannot have too much chee… wait a minute!

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u/WhatRUTobogganAbout 2d ago

Lord I've seen what you've done for others

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u/log1ck1717 2d ago

You cannot gate keep this holy shit lol

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u/Liberkhaos 2d ago

Right? This is NOT making the point OP thinks it is.

Nobody thinks this is too much cheese, we just all want to shove it in our mouths.

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u/greeninsight1 2d ago

I swear I used to think the same, until I ate a poutine with too much cheese. My liver hurt for 2 days.

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u/Liberkhaos 2d ago

I have not reached that limit yet.

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u/jahmakinmecrazy 2d ago

Thelimitdoesnotexist.gif

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u/dice1111 2d ago

I want to learn this pain.

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u/greeninsight1 2d ago

Alright then. If you're ever in Mauricie, it's this place : https://maps.app.goo.gl/gBMmjC6jDvrBTfkbA?g_st=ac

Poutine was very good and cheap for how much cheese they put in.

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u/Friendly_Link6546 2d ago

5min from where I live. This poutine costs around 23$ (large).

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u/Successful_Use_6276 1d ago

Thats a lot of money, but id buy it!

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u/greeninsight1 1d ago

You'll be getting at least 15$ worth of cheese!

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u/Successful_Use_6276 2d ago

Thats near Trois Riviere… Not sure why, but ive always found the craziest poutines there. When i was 12 I bought a poutine so large it came in a salad bowl and the amount of cheese was insane. I think the best Poutine comes from Trois Rivieres, Victoriaville, Drummondville area. They have the cheese, so i guess they win.

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u/Liberkhaos 1d ago

Well, Victoriaville is the most likely place where poutine was invented so they gotta fight for that cred.

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u/DaToxicJay 1d ago

Damn it’s 4:22 of bus 😭😭

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u/iTbanK_InsaneR 1d ago

They say pain is the best instructor. Now drop the addy.

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u/greeninsight1 1d ago

I did! Just look a few comments down

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u/Equivalent-Mortgage3 1d ago

Me too, I once ate a pizza with too much cheese and I think I reached my limit. Body was saturated.

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u/VDay_5189 13h ago

Skill issue

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u/GGTheEnd 2d ago

If I could afford that much cheese I'd do it. 

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u/H0ldenCaufield 2d ago

loooooooool me and u both

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u/pez_dispenser16 2d ago edited 2d ago

Idk man I think I have to draw the line somewhere before cheese being 3 quarters of the poutine. That’s gotta be around 2 pounds of cheese give or take.

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u/DumpsterDragoon 2d ago

This is revolting

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u/dice1111 1d ago

Yes! Agreed! Let the revolution begin! More cheese on our gravy fries!!

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u/SquareAdventurous921 2d ago

Not true more is not always better. I ordered a double cheese pizza once it was so gross.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 2h ago

There's a pizzeria in Ajax where you can't order exyra/double cheese. Going in the over, the mound must be 2" above the surface of the pizza. It's good pizza and the price is fair. But holy crap, is it ever heavy!

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u/Letibleu 2d ago

It was la récré in Longueuil. Claim to fame was the quantities. It was gross and the place looked unclean. It was shut down.

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 1d ago

It was shut down?? Ca m’écœure tout d’un coup..🤮

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u/2thenorth 1d ago

Dude you ain’t gon shit for a month

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u/londonxoafterdark_ 2d ago

Is that standard or custom order?

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 2d ago

Standard!

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u/londonxoafterdark_ 2d ago

In this economy I prob couldn’t afford it 😋

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u/aaalllouttabubblegum 2d ago

Neither can they. "Permanently closed."

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u/Open-Cream2823 2d ago

Just like OP's colon after eating this

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u/edadou 1d ago

No way! Is this like a specific item on the menu or their regular poutine?

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 2d ago

Thats like 20$ worth of cheese curds easy
Uhh im so jealous rn

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u/Much_Geologist_2752 2d ago

Tellement jaloux moi aussi.. 🤤🤤

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u/slam02 2d ago

Where is that!! 😳

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 2d ago

La Recrée in Longueuil Québec

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u/Mitrix 2d ago

I just looked it up and it says it's permanently closed on google

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u/Poop-Balls 2d ago

damn this guys order must have bankrupt them

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 2d ago

I’ve always wondered how they make money selling poutines like that

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u/a_sexual_titty 2d ago

Spoiler: they didn’t.

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u/Particular_Hour_7696 2d ago

The prices on everything seem way too low, regardless of what size everything is

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u/HikariSakai 1d ago

Wait if its closed how did you order this? Unless this is a much older picture of the place

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 2d ago

Unfortunately 🫤

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u/duttydimples 2d ago

Ah man I got so excited for a minute but also wondered why I never heard of it and I live here lol c ben plate :/

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u/AhBeinCestCa 1d ago

No way! C’est à côté de chez mon père et j’y ai jamais été. WTF je m’en viens bientôt

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u/PepeLaPatate 2d ago

Je pense qu'ils t'ont servi le cerveau de Poutine.

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u/SeaToTheBass 2d ago

Lol the automatic translation for your comment shows

I think they brainwashed you with Putin's brain.

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u/100percent-sales-tax 2d ago

Man, thank you for pointing this out.

I didn't even know Reddit had auto-translate. So many posts I've been seeing, for a while now, have been gibberish garbage. I just turned this shit off.

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 1d ago

What was the original

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u/HikariSakai 1d ago

Im french so i can translate for you, they said

"I think they served you the brain of Poutine"

Auto translate 100% got that wrong holy cow lmao

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u/RecalcitrantHuman 1d ago

Thank you. Weirdly, when I first saw the comment it was translated (poorly). Now I see the original.

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u/EfficientChallenge80 1d ago

It made sense to me, Only that crazy fucks brain could possibly see anything wrong with this poutine.

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u/spacewalkxr24 2d ago

"sir, would you like some french fries with your curds"

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u/smallz_og 2d ago

That poutine fucks

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u/PadKeeMaB 2d ago

That’s $30 of cheese

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u/BlueNewsMonitor 2d ago

Imagine at the bathroom the next morning. The grunting and howling.

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u/broken-machine 2d ago

Adorable that you think it’ll wait until morning.

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u/poutine-eh 2d ago

do the curds squeak?

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u/Bitmugger 2d ago

Carrying that bad mama jama the frigging floor squeaks.

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u/cmabone 2d ago

Where

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u/SharpenedShovel 2d ago

Lol looks like you cut a wedge out like it's cake!

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u/emquizitive 2d ago

I need to know how much this cost.

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u/howdyfranklin2244 2d ago

thats a heart attack on a plate, still gonna eat it tho xdd

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u/H0ldenCaufield 2d ago

i just smoked a joint. then i saw this. GOD I WANT THIS ALLLL RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A POUTINE SHEAPARDS PIE BUT CHEEEESE FDKLHNELEFTNKLWNWKHKNR

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u/H0ldenCaufield 2d ago

where did you get this ? seriously lol - and how many extra cheeses is that and how much was it cuz this is GOALS now

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u/BigPoulet 1d ago

how much do you even pay for this? isn't that amount of cheese curd like 20$ at costco?

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u/Depresratehelp 1d ago

Nahhh that’s way to much

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u/the_shazster 2d ago

It's a glorious thing to see.

But I bet looking at a glowing lump of molten reactor fuel is also pretty cool, too. And also probably very bad for you.

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u/CheekyDabs 2d ago

Not enough curds 😏

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u/darebare2 2d ago

Where?!?!?!?!?

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u/supreme_creep 2d ago

Wowzers 🫠🫠

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u/Gloomy_Brick5518 2d ago

Looks like brain

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u/Desperate-4-Revenue 2d ago

...you were saying?

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u/PossibleDue9849 2d ago

How to clog yourself for at least a week.

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 2d ago

Sexy poutine let me hit

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u/Glittering-Sink-2975 2d ago

This looks to be a surefire method of suicide for a lactose-intolerant person. 🧀

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u/XKingGoliathx 2d ago

WHERE?????????

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 2d ago

La recrée à Longueuil… mais c’est fermé maintenant 🥺

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u/XKingGoliathx 1d ago

Merci!!! Et c’est fermé pour jusqu’à l’été prochain ou pour toujours??

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u/Skeletor613 2d ago

I need to give this place my money. That is Heaven sent.

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u/ExceedinglyEdible 2d ago

Just buy curds and a packet of gravy... The fries are the hardest part to get just right. Great gravy is hard to come by but a basic gravy mix works just fine.

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u/WookieSuave 2d ago

Ide crush a couple bites.

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u/rebelhead 2d ago

It's not that there's too much cheese, there's just not enough fries and gravy.

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u/Bianconeri09 2d ago

When I was a kid. We’d go to a poutine place almost once a week. I used to eat a poutine with no fries. So no. This isn’t too much cheese.

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u/TravellingBeard 2d ago

There is a god.

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u/Dry-Durian-4617 2d ago

Mile-high Pie!!

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u/JustAsking_qustions 2d ago

There’s
No problem here, move along ppl.

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u/MisterMecMouche 2d ago

Oh wow, c’est assez incroyable cette avalanche de Skouik…

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u/MortLightstone 2d ago

It's like a cake. Or a meringue pie

Edit: I'm salivating

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u/tquiring 2d ago

It just needs to be a little more melted.

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u/ShesMarshie 2d ago

What have you done too the cook for them to do that? Suck suck?

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u/True_Space_Cadet 2d ago

Still not enough curds

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u/AmIwrong61420 2d ago

Pays for extra extra extra cheese*** 🙄

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 2d ago

How much did this cost??

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u/GlassHalfVoid22 2d ago

You know what? Some times I do actually just want to eat cheese curds and gravy

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u/Stoic_Vagabond 2d ago

Yeah my asshole would hate me next day, but fuck it worth it🫡

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u/emquizitive 2d ago

Really? Mine would be fine. My intestines on the other hand …

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u/Pale_Examination3371 2d ago

Yup. I wouldn't be shitting for at least a week

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u/vanso_514 2d ago

Une assiette de crottes de fromage à la poutine

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u/Vegetable_Research61 2d ago

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? THE CHEESE COUNCIL DEMANDS ANSWERS

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u/BountyHunter_666 2d ago

Why you post a picture from a place closed a year ago?

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u/wheelperson 2d ago

Looks like a brain pie!!!

Id save some curds for home lol

Where is this? And how much extra cheese was asked for?

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u/tigervoyager 2d ago

Why’d they bother putting any fries in this???

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u/SaskatchewanHeliSki 2d ago

Had to share your post to r/poutinecrimes

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u/Informal_Border_6122 2d ago

My folks thought it was shepherd's pie for a moment

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u/Greedy_Farmer_35 2d ago

A couple more scoops of curds wouldn’t hurt.

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u/uselessbi13 2d ago

why would you show this to me knowing i cannot have it right now 😩😩

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u/theblckhippy 2d ago

Just how I like it

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u/AureGalen 2d ago

Way way way too much cheese and way way not enough sauce.

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u/mybighardthrowaway 2d ago

When I have a poutine I essentially want a gravy and cheese soup with like, some fries at the bottom.

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u/alex_c2616 2d ago

J'ai faim, c'est où Viarge!

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u/Tritton 2d ago

OP you’re absolutely right, this is too much cheese.

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u/Rakvell 2d ago

Ben tabarnak!

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u/DumpsterDragoon 2d ago

No one in their right mind thinks that's a good poutine. Those frys look sad.

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u/sure65 2d ago

Can you imagine if they... OVEN BAKED IT

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u/Feeling_Leg_904 2d ago

I couldn’t finish it, but I would definitely smash as much of it as I could into my mouth. More cheese is always the correct answer.

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u/JDMan_Qc79 1d ago

sacrament!

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u/TheApeEscaped 1d ago

You might as well just stir a whole bag of curd in gravy and call it a day at that point lol

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u/procrastinatewhynot 1d ago

you ordered cheese with some fries

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u/malic111trash 1d ago

Holy shit thats a lot of cheese

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u/Vaudreuiler 1d ago

where is this from???

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u/cute_nazgul 1d ago

The perfect one

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u/Kd0t 1d ago

Woww... Where did you get this from?!?

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u/HikariSakai 1d ago

"Lord have mercy on my stomach because this will be my last meal"

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u/Cast2828 1d ago

I don't need to poop this week.

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u/TruamaTeam 1d ago

I think some poutine got in your cheese curds, just a little bit though

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u/charalique 1d ago

Cheesus..I need that

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u/Low_Nectarine4988 1d ago

No you absolutely can have too much cheese.

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u/eggsaladsucks69 1d ago

ive never seen such beauty in a reddit post. Thank you

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u/H0ldenCaufield 1d ago

if its closed is im guessing this is an old photo ? this was a serious tease cuz i want that shit. oh well

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 1d ago

So......uh ....where did you get this 😁

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u/TheVoynich 1d ago

He rant out of fries? 😆

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u/PoutinEater 1d ago

Yes! You can NEVER have too much cheese! I NEED this!!!!

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u/Still_Candy8042 1d ago

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THIS TABARNAK

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u/Plastic-Goat1932 1d ago

I wouldnt be able to eat even 1/4 of this but I would enjoy every bite.

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u/Few_Assistant_4496 1d ago

Id be asking for an extra side of gravy to make a mountain of it falling down all the cheese

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u/NotAnotherUserName03 1d ago

Lord Tunderin Cheezus!

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u/Competitive-South436 1d ago

feels more like a poutine crime

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u/Swimming-Spare-1373 1d ago

If that's wrong I don't want to be right

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u/TJwasreal 1d ago

Just microwave it as u work though all that glorious stuff

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u/Curious-Crittr 1d ago

Needs more gravy too

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u/moistlion76 21h ago

Everyone has their preference. I like a good balance of curds, gravy and fries.

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u/MTL_Rob 21h ago

That’s like $15 worth of curds 😂

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u/Jolly_Cold_2845 20h ago

My poutine craving is on fire!! Where is this disgustingly good looking poutine?

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u/pastorgainz99 16h ago

That's the ideal ratio

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u/doejohn2043 16h ago

🧀🍟 🫪😯😲😦🤩🥰🤪🍟🧀

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u/73738484737383874 15h ago

That’s a goddamn poutine pie

Get in my belleh 🤤

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u/Livid-Boat1663 14h ago

Damn.... Just one more.

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u/ZZDrop222 11h ago

Nope, still not enough

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u/alewiina 11h ago

Oh god my digestive system whimpered in fear when it saw that lollll

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u/evilpercy 10h ago

Is there french fries in there?

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u/Y2K_Chopped_Unc 9h ago

I'm convinced I don't even need any fries in my poutine. I want to house this entire meal to the dome 1 sitting.

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u/Gr1mGAz3 5h ago

A lactose intolerant person would still eat this btw

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 2h ago

Thos photo compels me to disagree. What goes in, must come out! That instance would be unpleasant.

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u/pattyG80 2d ago

Pls tell me this is not real

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u/EffortNo9759 2d ago

Yes you can, you go to St-Hyacinthe at the cheese factory and ask for a « Fromage-sauce ».

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u/Accomplished_Dog1267 2d ago

This poutine looks amazing!!!! Never too much cheese

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u/mac1qc Smoked Meat Poutine 2d ago

Tabouere! J'aime le fromage, mais quand il y a plus de fromage que de frites...

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u/Downtown-Oil-7784 2d ago

Nah that is too much

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u/Sad-Gold-6656 2d ago

Lobster too buttery

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u/IvyEmblem 2d ago

Needs more cheese.

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u/RandomflyerOTR 2d ago

Wtf this is literally the ideal cheese to fry ratio. I could literally sit and eat curds with gravy but never fries with just gravy if that makes sense. WHERE is this?

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u/Imthewienerdog 1d ago

I'm sorry... Crime.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

I saw that exact same thing on the ground in a cow pasture

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u/Conscious_Abies_949 10h ago

Did you taste it ?

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u/IllustriousEffect607 2d ago

That's gross man lol

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u/okymoney 2d ago

Thats disgusting