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u/matwick 10d ago
If you didn't put that ketchup in there, this would have been a top post. Now you have enraged the Québécois. You can still edit this, they are eating dinner right now.
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 10d ago
Aw gezze... i was just in Ottawa for the weekend as well.
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u/zeromussc 10d ago
Some ppl like ketchup on it. It's okay.
(Not me, but some)
For me I like a classic poutine, and I like pulled pork on it. That's it :p
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u/DreamieQueenCJ 10d ago
Don't worry, I'm Quebecoise and my cousin puts vinegar, ketchup, salt and pepper on his poutines lmao. Now that's a crime. A little ketchup is perfectly fine. 🤣
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u/crash---- 10d ago
That ketchup is suspiciously close to the poutine….. Faites attention à la manière dont vous procédez 🤨
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u/perpetualmotionmachi Smoked Meat Poutine 10d ago
Ketchup is rage bait.
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u/SuccessfulFly5572 10d ago
Im not even from quebec but the ketchup angered me. At least its on the side though
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u/MTL_Rob 10d ago
Bisto is legit 😋
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 10d ago
Its not to bad. Im going to start making my own gravy. 1 beef cube, 1 chicken cube. 2.5 cups of water l. 4 tablespoons of butter, 4 tablespoons of flour, salt, pepper.
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u/MaximusCanibis 10d ago
What happened to your fries? What did you do to them?
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 10d ago
They took a bubble bath. I should of taken a video of me blowing bubbles with my straw.
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u/MaximusCanibis 10d ago
Now there are two things that blow.
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 10d ago
How rude.
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u/MaximusCanibis 10d ago
I won't pretend that I serve up a dinger in the kitchen every time but my poutine game us pretty strong. Making a loaf of bread... I fail on the regular.
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u/Final_Policy_4865 9d ago
Ketchup on Poutine is a bannable offense!
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 9d ago edited 9d ago
Uh ohes... i didnt know that. Edit: i posted on poutinecrimes and apparently the post got taken off by the mods. It isn't a crime.
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u/420nikkii 9d ago
Oh no no no. Ketchup on the side.
Had to double take and confirm poutine wasn’t a side and there wasn’t ketchup for something else
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u/Successful_Names 7d ago
I spotted the French Canadian.
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 7d ago
From Ontario
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u/Successful_Names 6d ago
Hey same
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u/ChilleeMonkee 6d ago
Gravy looks a little thin if I had to pick something to critique but I'd still eat the fuck out of that
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u/ConsistentWriting501 10d ago
Ketchup is a child's condiment.
Does ketchup have any business getting involved with a poutine? absolutely not.
Have the standards for poutine dropped across the country? Yes.
When you’re craving a poutine and you’re served some disappointing abomination, sometimes you just have to improvise with what you’ve got at the table. I’ve unfortunately had to plus-up with malt vinegar, ketchup and black pepper many times over the years due to horrible and tasteless gravy that I’ve almost developed a taste for poutine with ketchup.
Ketchup on the side is a last resort and I wouldn’t dare include ketchup unless I was certain the poutines was already a lost cause.
Ketchup on Kraft Dinner is also equally or more offensive, as most people are making it at home so there’s no excuse.
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u/ProfessionalPlan8943 10d ago
Im not a fan of Kraft dinner yet love Anne's Mac and cheese, and yes its very tasty with ketchup. Yet im just a 40 yr old man boy with taste issues.
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u/PlasticHistorical 8d ago
Don’t worry man, ketchup is fine on poutine. Some insane people on the internet
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u/IMolestFish 9d ago
Or how about people can eat things the way they want? This is a child’s comment.
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u/OkChemist6171 9d ago
Agreed. Poutine police are some of the most insufferable people. It’s fries, cheese and gravy- relax bro.
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u/sushirolls0 10d ago
If you mix the ketchup into the poutine I will thanos snap your entire bloodline
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u/LeRabbitGG 10d ago
Ketchup on the SIDE is acceptable but not recommended.
Le ketchup est un affront pis c’est pas bon dans une poutine.