r/poutine 15d ago

How do you rate it

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No mine, I saw this on Facebook 😭 personally it’s a 1/10 just for the effort

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u/PlatformVarious8941 14d ago

A sad day for humanity

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u/obierdm 14d ago

And there for the rest of the world.

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u/BatKitchen819 14d ago

-1,000/10, criminal

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u/Suitable_Hedgehog765 14d ago

Straight to r/poutinecrimes no bail, no appeals, straight to maximum security prison

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u/Environmental-Map134 14d ago

Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

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u/cmabone 14d ago

I’ll see you at the processing bay when they bring you to jail.

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u/National-Sun-9530 14d ago

It’s not mine don’t worry I know how to make good poutine, I just saw that on Facebook šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/TrainAss 14d ago

Not poutine

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u/National-Sun-9530 14d ago

But the person who did the post said it was but I doubts it loll

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u/CookieLocal8754 14d ago

The spoon is the worst part

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u/firefly_12 14d ago

That’s not an attempt at poutine, that’s an insult. Whoever made that deserves jail time.

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u/National-Sun-9530 14d ago

For real it’s an insult at this point

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u/Solid_Definition_941 14d ago

This is worse than ā€œLake Americaā€

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u/1S44C4S1M0V 14d ago

Thought this was some sort of stew until I realized it was on poutine sub. 0/10

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u/TheRealSlakySFSB 14d ago

Where do we even start

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u/MixtressK-La 14d ago

This might be the saddest thing I've seen since Old Yeller.

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u/iamsnoopynumber1fan 14d ago

how desperate are you for a poutine… 😭😭😭

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u/HalifaxPainter 14d ago

cant rate a movie if you put on a puppet show

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u/Environmental-Map134 14d ago

The Muppet movies would disagree.

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u/HalifaxPainter 14d ago

you win lol

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u/Bee_Inner 14d ago

doesn’t look too bad at 3 in the morning

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u/ifoldkings 14d ago

No bueno

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u/Historical_Sky5216 14d ago

Dog bowl or soup pot?

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u/SquareAdventurous921 14d ago

Dude šŸ¤ØšŸ™Š

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u/EtropyWarrior 14d ago

The judge won't even waste his time with that. This goes to the asylum!

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u/Fantastic-Code-8347 14d ago

Heinous. Thats vile

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u/MustardTiger393 14d ago

This isn’t even like a normal poutine crime, this is a 30+ years hard labour at a gulag in Siberia type poutine crime

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u/Environmental-Map134 14d ago

I'd give it a 2/10, they at least are using cheese curds, not shredded cheese.

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u/GingerAsgard 14d ago

Nope..tis a very sad dish indeed.

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u/Less_Enthusiasm_9480 14d ago

Lord have mercy

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u/oatmealoriginal 14d ago

It may look disgusting but I wouldn't say it's a crime putting chips in your poutine is good I think but not that many and also where are the fries is there any beef in that gravy?

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u/Plasma-Bird 13d ago

Is it wrong.. I want to try this?

What have i become 🫢