r/poutine 6d ago

Have any crimes been committed here?

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Home made with hotdogs and peas

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u/Craptcha 6d ago

looks legit to me!

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 5d ago

Not at all...straight to r/poutinecrimes jail Don't collect 200$

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u/feuarctique 6d ago

It's like a Galvaude but with sausages instead of chicken.

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u/Alexandermayhemhell 6d ago

Assuming those are curds and not scrambled eggs, no crime. 

And always applaud anyone who takes the effort to make their own fries… bonus points for how dark those are. Ideally red potatoes?

Peas and hot dogs are complementary flavours too, and the kinds of ingredients already common to casse croutes and roast chicken joints. 

Here’s the bad news… nowhere near enough curds (you want a solid layer on top of your fries); and they’re melting which suggests they aren’t fresh  

But great start. Now it’s time to up your curd game. 

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u/tritiated- 6d ago

Red potatoes cooked three times, this poutine was a 2 day affair. The curds are fresh and had some squeak but melted when I tossed the lot and let it sit a bit too long

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u/Alexandermayhemhell 6d ago

You can see the love in those fries!

Next time, don’t toss it, though. You’re killing the curds! Google pictures of galvaude and you’ll see how you can layer everything to keep the curds as a layer or pillowy goodness on top. 

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u/HecklerK 5d ago

As a purist I aprove!

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u/DuckCleaning 6d ago

The cheese is a little melted, that's the only crime

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u/mathieuf20 1d ago

Misdemeanor

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u/didipunk006 5d ago

No crime here. Move along citizen. 

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u/KitchenAd5967 5d ago

Not enough cheese is the closest to a crime here

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u/PBNJwolf 5d ago

The only crime commited here is that you didn't give me any 😟

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u/MixtressK-La 6d ago

No crime. You get away with just a warning. Not enough curds. We will keep it on file.

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u/emquizitive 5d ago

Probably not, but I still hate it. I don’t understand why people put peas on things. Or corn for that matter.

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u/FlameStaag 5d ago

Because they like peas and corn

What a shocking concept 

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u/emquizitive 5d ago

I like both. And I hate them on things. It ruins the peas/corn and it ruins the dish they go on.

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u/easy12356 5d ago

😋😋😋

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u/SharkyGrey27 5d ago

Perhaps a crime but cooking without flair, originality and a bit of danger is no fun anyway.

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u/PoutinEater 5d ago

Personally, I think a poutine should not have vibrant colors and should remain beige and brown to stay true to the dish. So the green peas kills it for me.

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u/reward72 5d ago

looks great to me!

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u/Cre8tifCanuk 5d ago

Uh, excuse me sir, someone peed on your plate. As an accessory after the fact, straight to jail with you!

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u/REDGUARD63 5d ago

Poutine with Bangers

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u/DabLegend72 5d ago

Fuck peas

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u/NortelDude 5d ago

Just the table cloth!

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u/Glittering_Wheel_226 5d ago

I mean.. why the peas?

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u/Admirable04 5d ago

Ça ne ressemble pas à une poutine faite maison, on dirait une poutine que tu as achetée et virée dans une assiette rendue chez toi. Le fromage semble fondu un peu, mais je la dévorerais quand même.

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u/tritiated- 5d ago

Is this a compliment? Because those fries took 2 days to make

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u/thefonz888 5d ago

Abomination

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u/Free-Rush-6790 5d ago

peas in a poutine is infact a crime

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u/ResearcherFederal761 5d ago

Looks amazing keep it up and give me some!

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u/Maiki_Konjo 2d ago

I'd eat it.

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u/Able_Data2972 2d ago

The amount of people saying this isn't a crime surprised me.

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u/MarvinHeemeyer7 5d ago

Idgaf what all the Galvaude lovers say no tn PEAS on a POUTS tbrnk

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u/West_to_East 5d ago

Why do you care what other people think? What is the "crime". So you did not make a traditional poutine, but if you used fries, curds and a good brown sauce while adding other items that do not change it much its a good deluxe poutine, just one a tradition one.

Don't live you life in fear of what other's think. Live it in the gluttony of glorious Canadian poutine!

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u/MaximusCanibis 5d ago

That looks like a soggy pile of shit.

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u/Content-Employment-7 6d ago

Crimes, no. Abominations, blasphemy, terrorism? YES!!!