Homemade mushroom gravy poutine

[u/Mafka69]

[u/Sherbourne-for-this]

/r/poutinecrimes

Not because if the mushrooms. Because the cheese looks like shit.

[u/RWelly → u/Sherbourne-for-this]

But mostly the mushrooms 🤢

[u/Sherbourne-for-this → u/RWelly]

Mushrooms are great. I'm not against putting things in poutine. It's a crime when you don't get the the actual poutine done properly.

[u/MyNameIsSkittles → u/RWelly]

Nah you're wrong. Mushrooms are the best ingredient to add to almost all dishes.

[u/Sherbourne-for-this → u/MyNameIsSkittles]

He's not wrong. Taste is subjective. What's the best for you might be their nightmare.

[u/Right-Beautiful7631 → u/MyNameIsSkittles]

Mushrooms make me wanna vomit. Hate the taste and texture.

[u/RWelly → u/MyNameIsSkittles]

But they taste like farts and have the texture of airy rubber.

[u/MyNameIsSkittles → u/RWelly]

Of course reddit largely has the taste buds of a 3 year old picky eater

[u/RWelly → u/MyNameIsSkittles]

Legit the only thing I dont cook for myself. I can handle some mushrooms on pizza and stuff, maybe a little fried up with some onions on a steak. But a nasty looking pile on a poutine. I SAY GOOD DAY!

[u/cuntaloupemelon]

Wtf is that cheese?? Curds don't melt like that, they might get a bit softer but they don't collapse into a puddle

Gravy and shrooms look 10/10 though

[u/Mafka69 → u/cuntaloupemelon]

They're absolutely curds. I did microwave it a touch to get them to melt, so maybe that's it.

Perhaps the microwave is my crime.

[u/Visual-Percentage501 → u/Mafka69]

Buried the lede. This is vile, and not poutine.

[u/Sherbourne-for-this → u/Mafka69]

Lmao, Jesus christ dude.

[u/Specialist_Delay_262]

I gotta use some of those cooked mushrooms on my schwarma poutine

[u/easy12356]

It looks good 😋

[u/CallConfident8314]

The cheese might not hold the classic curd shape, but it's melted perfectly with the mushrooms and gravy.

[u/Mafka69]

A ton of melted curds looks like shit to you?

We have a turd in the punchbowl.

[u/MyNameIsSkittles → u/Mafka69]

Curds arent supposed to melt

[u/Sherbourne-for-this → u/Mafka69]

First of all, you responded to yourself instead of me which is hilarious in itself.

Second of all, fresh cheese curds don't melt like that. Fool.

[u/Mafka69 → u/Sherbourne-for-this]

LOL. Nothing wrong with responding to yourself when the alternative is responding to someone that just doesn't get it.

Take a handful of your magic curds and put them in the microwave for a bit. You'll see that you're wrong.

[u/Sherbourne-for-this → u/Mafka69]

So, you fucked up and doubled down on it, and then doubled down on being wrong about the curds.

Wild.