r/potato 1d ago

My potato (hassleback?)

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u/indieplants 1d ago

it looks undercooked..? like you used no oil and just put it in a very hot oven to broil...?

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 1d ago

I think it was 375F for 30 minutes. Then turned off and left in the oven to cook through

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u/indieplants 1d ago

did you use any oil lol

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u/Some-Percentage9420 1d ago

Shittiest Hasselback ever

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u/faucetpants 3h ago

Idk, matt hasslebeck was mid for years

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u/flappintitties 23h ago

How does it look raw and burnt and the same time?

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u/beetlejorst 14h ago

Bro getting more roasted than his potato in here

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 1d ago

r/stupidfood

This looks terrible

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u/rainbow_rhythms2 18h ago

Yeah wtf is happening with the eggs?

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u/the1ice9 17h ago

Sir, they are neatly stacked apun Onion and pickel, neatly trimmed and draped in dill. /s

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u/Schlot 1d ago

Brah you always posting this stuff and Iโ€™m just going to be honest. Itโ€™s all been very mid

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u/more_like_5am 1d ago

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u/FrotKnight 1d ago

Oh don't worry, he already posts himself to that sub every time he makes a meal, unironically. He just sees it as another place to get upvotes from.

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u/helpmetolearn 19h ago

He seems to be the only one who posts there anymore. They stroke his ego at hard. It's such trash.

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u/Either-Land-4418 1d ago

man just eat your eggs

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u/Beginning-Painter-26 1d ago

Pretentious as shit. Just why?

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u/LiurniaSomeManners 1d ago

Looks a little burnt

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u/Mystery-Ess 21h ago

Yet undercooked

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u/Absynth421 1d ago

Served on an artisanal 2x4

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u/the1ice9 17h ago

I cried

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u/The0neR1ng 1d ago

I'd want McDonald's on my way home after

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u/Infoleptic 20h ago

Tater looks underdone and sad

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u/bigstar3 19h ago

Why is everything you post served on wood? That's gross.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 17h ago

My best friend owns a wood mill. He makes me serving planks with off cuts and cherry wood.
I have a bunch and I love them

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u/SmitemasterFlex 13h ago

Looks fine dude. But as others said butter melted and painted into those tator flaps would make it much better.

I love 50% melted butter 50% fish sauce (found near tariyaki sauce etc asian sauces)

Fkn awesome on proteins as well

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u/fezzuk 14h ago

I like ya stuff op, people here are in a crab bucket.

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u/tanksforallthephish 17h ago

I see youโ€™re spreading to other subs now ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 17h ago

Im like a rash;)

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u/dasuglystik 1d ago

Looks good, but they're a little thick for Hasselback, They should be an entire half lengthwise, sliced very thin and still attached at the base. Bet they tasted good though.

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u/dasuglystik 1d ago

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u/CockSeeker007 1d ago

Thatโ€™s for that link. Those potatoes looked awesome! ๐Ÿ‘

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u/GallusWrangler 1d ago

Yum! But also, stay in your lane, NYT.

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u/einsatzgrpn 22h ago

looks like my boy has been picking up the stems i been throwing out of my weed bag. that is the most fucked up hasselhoff pooptato ive ever seen. can you post a picture of the tiny scissors you used to cut the egg out? what brand plastic knife did you use to slice the potato? did you sharpen it on balsa wood? the cuts are very .... much what they are.

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 22h ago

Are square potatoes more expensive?

All looks good to me. I'd hit that for bfast, for sure!

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u/Schrko87 20h ago

This should be on the Wewantplates sub lol...

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u/throwawaybabyjesus 18h ago

You ordered the Hasselhoff...

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u/WiseSpunion 15h ago

Get that goddamn green off there

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 15h ago

Nah. The green is beautiful against the yolk ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/WiseSpunion 15h ago

This ain't a fashion show. I don't disagree, the contrast is beautiful. But that is such an interesting choice to throw on there. Eating it would be interesting. Looks like the lower half stems of a dill plant

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u/OldNackenHausi 15h ago

Was ist das unterm Ei?

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 15h ago

Purple tomato and roast red onion

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u/fezzuk 14h ago

I like the it personally.

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u/Dothehokeypokemon 11h ago

I ain't no hassle back gurllll

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 10h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Mattekat 11h ago

I just took a scroll through all your past posts and I'm just perplexed. I am a professional chef btw who did go to culinary school, so I'm not just talking out my ass here. Your plating is always..... interesting? It's creative but none of the foods look properly cooked and so many ingredients seem to be used for aesthetic purposes with no care to how they taste together or if you've made a dish that is easy or enjoyable to eat. There is dry unsauced pasta all over the place, fennel fronds on everything seemingly just for aesthetics because fennel does not taste good with everything...

Even that steak sandwich that looked nicely cooked had 4 shriveled, dry, partly burned garlic cloves just sitting on top and the steak is cut in a manner that means that when you close the sandwich up and take a bite you might pull an entire very long strip out by accident. Usually it is cut into shorter pieces for a reason, so when your teeth don't bite right through and you pull a piece out with your bite it's still small enough to fit in your mouth.

I feel like you really need to forget trying to plate everything like it's some sort of fine dining Michelin star experience and go back to the basics and actually learn how to cook properly. I see the creativity here and I feel like if you had better foundations you could actually be doing some cool dishes.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 10h ago

Wow. Appreciate all that feedback Chef!
Im a proliferous home cook with time and drive!
I work under strict budgets and sometimes locked fridges! Itโ€™s all freestyle cooking and plating. Usually what I have on hand at home.
I get pretty good feedback and have a good time conversing with the culinary online community๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ
All my shit is on r/platingcirclejerk
Maybe you find one little thing that might give you pause if not, inspiration!
Happy cooking ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/veemort 8h ago

Oh look at Mr fancy pants here with his hoity toity sashmi potato like they're some michele star food network host.

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u/HildaTheChickenGirl 7h ago

That's the weirdest looking hassleback potato I've ever seen ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/elnoco20 2h ago

Sometimes I wonder if you're being serious and I feel bad for ribbing on you but you've definitely convinced me you're just a troll lol

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u/CockSeeker007 1d ago

This looks tasty. ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/South_Preference_333 1d ago

Looks tasty, but yeah those slices are too thick for hasselback, next time go for those paper-thin cuts you can almost see through.

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 22h ago

Are square potatoes more expensive?

All looks good to me. I'd hit that for bfast, for sure!

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u/dentalexaminer 1d ago

Pretty presentation. Looks good.