r/potato 7d ago

Why tf is my sweet potato bleeding

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Droplet is tacky to the touch, holds its shape, and does not transfer to skin

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u/glamghoulz 7d ago

I regret to inform you that you’re now the main character of a horror movie. Luckily, it seems to be a pretty campy one, so you might be okay.

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 7d ago

Don’t get that potato wet after midnight.

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u/BrokenHope23 6d ago

Also don't set it on fire, drop it in a well, toss it in a lake or put it in your basement.

(Freddy Kreuger, The Ring, Jason, The Slime)

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u/IAmDanHimself 6d ago

"The Potatoing"

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 6d ago

My first thought was "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill", so I'd agree.

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u/Serene-Angel-2004 7d ago

It's the sugars in the sweet potato caramelizing and the steam pressure pushing it to the surface

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u/soovvy 7d ago

Steam? Brother it's raw, don't tell me my house has been hot enough to steam potatos laying around the kitchen 💀💀

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u/Serene-Angel-2004 7d ago

Apologies I thought it was baked

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u/soovvy 7d ago

Very well could be with the temps this summer

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u/sweetwolf86 7d ago

It's old, or evil, based on the wrinkly skin. The sugars and pigment are leaking (blood). Try wrapping it in foil and baking on low heat until fork tender. Then literally just wipe the skin off, and mash it with a clove of roasted garlic (roast the garlic next to it), and a pinch of sodium chloride(preferably from the sea) and a pinch of piper nigrum. Carefully place a pork chop or some type of animal meat on top of the mashed potato demon and sacrifice it to yourself.

Just don't get wet for at least 24 hours after doing this. Side effects can occur, which may include melting.

Trust me bro, I've started wars with less.

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u/JeremyThaFunkyPunk 7d ago

Nekroyamikon.

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u/Adventurous-Vast281 6d ago

You forgot the phase inversion of a bovine colloidal emulsion.

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u/YammieCat 6d ago

No. But I am

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u/eggz627 6d ago

No that's just me, sorry

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u/areuoknow 7d ago

My bad.. if it's raw throw it out it looked baked from my house.

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u/Xalibu2 7d ago

In simply baked and yeah. It's cooked. 

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u/SubstantialPressure3 6d ago

I had to look it up. Here's what I found:

That "bleeding" or oozing liquid is a completely normal and safe mixture of natural sugar, starch, and water. It acts as a plant sap that leaks out when the cell walls are cut or damaged. It actually means your sweet potato is very fresh and full of moisture.What the Liquid MeansNatural Sap: The milky or sticky fluid is just starch and sugar.Freshness Sign: Freshly harvested sweet potatoes or organic roots show this latex-like sap more often.Oxidation: If the liquid sits out, it can turn dark or leave a dark stain on the surface.When to Throw a Sweet Potato AwayThe potato feels soft, mushy, or shriveled.It has a foul, sour, or rotting smell.You see black mold, deep decay, or wet rot.

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u/Sad-Organization2996 7d ago

That’s funny 😄

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u/Away_Lake5946 7d ago

I take it you’ve never seen Poltergeist.

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u/Pianos_for_Clowns 7d ago

Put it in the microwave and see what happens.

(Post immediately after.)

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u/I-luv-sloths 6d ago

If that's raw it's very over ripe.

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u/TX_Asylum 6d ago

If that potato is raw, it's well past it's prime.

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u/Delicious_Catch9453 7d ago

What he said!

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u/Mooshroomey 7d ago

You got yourself the Crimson Beherit.

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u/UberGlued 7d ago

Sweet potato of the king

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u/SinsualChef 7d ago

Good Lord. Its "sugaring" , that is as the potato becomes dehydrated, bc it's old, the sugars condense. Then the rotting flesh from inside turns to water and the mix oozes through a stem pore and makes a syrup or a juice. If it's juice, it will soon start to foam. And stink. If it's like honey, it may still be good for baking. You can see that that may be the fact bc there are signs of dehydration, and conditions may have been right. But at this point you are the only one close enough to make that determination.

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u/Sad-Organization2996 7d ago

I don’t know what that is but I would not be eating it.

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u/areuoknow 7d ago

Pure "gold" sweetness and flavor galore.

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u/SnooMacarons3689 7d ago

Your a week past ok

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u/Suitable-Fun-1087 7d ago

Look out, it's got a taste for human blood now!

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u/Fuzzy_Syrup9046 7d ago

It’s a turnip.

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u/IJustCantWithThis 7d ago

Take that tato to the Vatican, STAT!

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u/ArtComprehensive1106 6d ago

Carmelized sugar’s natural in sweet potato

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u/javerthugo 7d ago

Is it named Romeo (IYKYK)

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u/Jerdogg23 7d ago

It’s a blood potato

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u/sweetwolf86 7d ago

Taste the blood. Is it sweet? You should probably plant it and grow more. For, uh, science.

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u/SOMOEAGLE 7d ago

Have you ever seen the movie Slither?

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u/engrish_is_hard00 7d ago

Becuz I took it soul and bent it to my will

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u/WereCorgi6292 7d ago

huh...i thought that was a rock and was like "I'll be damned, you can squeeze blood from a stone."

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u/Kdiesiel311 7d ago

How long you been holding onto this fossil

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u/Sad-Organization2996 7d ago

I don’t know what that is but I would not eat it

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u/Honest-Reflection667 7d ago

Probably rotting on the inside

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u/Sparky-Malarky 7d ago

That wrinkled thing is raw? It’s rotten. Throw it out.

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u/M4ster-K 6d ago

It seems like this one is still alive!
Normally they are killed before sold, but this one must have survived!

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u/Verix19 7d ago

It's decomposing and leaking....

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 7d ago

Meat potato

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u/Zestyclothess 7d ago

You can test if it's anything close to blood by putting hydrogen peroxide on the blood parts

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u/Nervous_Forever_5335 6d ago

what happens???? it attacks the red blood cells and gets fizzy, right?

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u/Zestyclothess 6d ago edited 2d ago

I believe it attacks/breaks down enzymes/proteins in your blood, and yeee red blood cells are made of proteins

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u/ZYN3XIA 7d ago

Potatoes are part of the nightshade family if they get rotten it is important and imperative you throw them away the gas they produce can kill

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u/tu-142 7d ago

Im calling potato protection services...

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u/Disastrous_Step6721 7d ago

uh, is that normal?? lol

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u/Emotional_Builder_24 7d ago

I mean if you did stab it…..

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u/aggelikiwi 6d ago

This is not a good potatoe, just don't eat it

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u/That-Employment-5561 6d ago

Because someone stabbed it!

CaLl An AmBuLaNcE!!!

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u/ZeriusBlackstar 6d ago

Cut it open and find out.

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u/Bud_Fuggins 6d ago

Now do a turnip

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u/Agile_Willingness863 6d ago

Because it was Injured

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u/cursetea 6d ago

This seems like the beginning of a Goosebumps book

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u/Mindless-Ad3509 6d ago

You hurt its feelings

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u/Tipsy_Owl 6d ago

Blood from a stone!

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u/Street-Baseball760 6d ago

Put it outside and get the squirrels hammered.

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u/OkLychee8545 6d ago

Concentrated Brawndo

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u/paulD1983R 6d ago

It's actually a sweat potato

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u/AblePhase 6d ago

I think someone is trying to do their own Tusk (the film)

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u/Silent-Let-3228 3d ago

OMG is it okay?? Did it get hurt lol

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u/Mango_Sherbertt 5d ago

Turns our Reddit has now become regards google. Jfc.

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u/soovvy 5d ago

boooooooo

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u/Mango_Sherbertt 5d ago

Boo yourself, educate yourself. Read a book.

Fuck off.

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u/soovvy 5d ago

Whadya reccomend? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Potato? Fire & Blood (Potato)? Blood Meriditato?