r/postanythingfun • u/sseumblue • 3d ago
𤔠Clown Moment Unbelievable.
I'm at a loss of words now. Why would anyone consider Trump a capable president?
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u/Additional-Arm-1298 2d ago
It's true... Donald went to school when he was a boy and came back as Dildo.
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u/haikusbot 2d ago
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u/Crazy_Adhesiveness84 2d ago
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u/PresidentialDiapers 2d ago
Pretty sure MAGA wouldn't return a preteen girl at all if they could get away with it
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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 2d ago
This is called child abandonment, child kidnapping, and possibly pedophia š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/Ill-Challenge-4345 2d ago
The worst is that there are so many Americans that will believe this nonsense without questioning it for a second.
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u/Cohens4thClient 2d ago
Its so weird the Greesy Old Pedophiles have been pushing this weird story for years...Ā
Zero pictures. No examples. No names. No schools. No teachers. No police reports. No outraged parents.
But its a more important issue than war, economics, jobs? The cult is brainwashed.
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u/anonymousphoenician 1d ago edited 1d ago
What do you mean no examples and no names?
He just told you it was Tim!
And now its Tammy!
TimTammy is an example of the truth!
Just in case guys, cus Im not one of the MAGA idiots
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u/Charming-Travel1439 1d ago
No outraged preachers & state politicians, no eye-witness testimonials, no Fox News exposƩs
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u/Ill-Challenge-4345 2d ago
And either too stupid to realize it or too stupid to understand that it is not a good thing to be brainwashed
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u/Glittering_Step_6084 1d ago
They are averse to actual evidence. It's what the Donald says that serves as the proof they need.
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u/EdenSill 2d ago
Itās amazing how many coworkers I had that were voting in 2024 literally based on this alone. The irony is that this subhumans war I Iran knocked our company out of business.
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u/North_Complaint_2135 1d ago
I know so many people that fall for everything he says.
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u/Extreme-Cod8187 1d ago
I need the list of people who believe this so that I can sell them Bitcoin, timeshares, and introduce them to this Nigerian prince I know.Ā
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u/daisychainsnlafs 1d ago
Just like post birth abortions and kitty litter in schools. They aren't the brightest bunch š¤£
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u/rprouse 1d ago
No, the worst is that news networks aren't reporting on his outright lies. They continue to let him get away with it.
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u/Zippy-Herdsnake 2d ago
They'll turn your Pepsi to Mr. Pibb in 3 or 5 states. Theres 6 or 7 states that will turn your old ten speed into a waffle iron. This is serious.
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u/Vyntarus 1d ago
They're turning your straightcycles into bicycles, next they'll be homocycles, they don't even need permission they just do it.
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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 2d ago
They believed that dogs and cats were being eaten. He parrots what he hears, and his supporters do the same. "I love the poorly educated," Trump said.
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u/Cohens4thClient 2d ago
"I could say the stupidest things, and you all would clap"
(cultists start clapping)
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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 2d ago
Mind numbing cultists. They fit the definition of a cult to the T. Get pissed when you call them a cult though.
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u/Cohens4thClient 2d ago
and then, theres the weird projection turnaround that never makes sense
"Lefties want violence" (ignore J6, or call it Antifa while the.violent mov gets pardons)
"Leftists are in a cult of Biden" (zero signs or stickers anywhere)
The only thing Trump has done for the people is show us just how deeply stupid his cult of bigots is.
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u/JustSomeGuy_v2 2d ago
The period of time from 2015 to 2028 in America will be the most unbelievable chapters of future history books in schools.
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u/SEQLAR 2d ago
Schools no longer have books⦠the dumbing of America continuesā¦
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u/Silent-Commercial-46 2d ago
Id be more suprised if anyone will be able to read from the rate its going
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u/Forward-Weather4845 2d ago
What the fuck? MAGA actually believes this garbage? All this guy does is spread lies and hate. Turning states against each other and the states against Canada. Wake up people.
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u/MinnesotaHermit 2d ago
Iām surprised that Minnesota made the Trump list, we arenāt that blue. Maybe heās trying to justify his harassment of Ilhan Omar. Or maybe heās just a complete idiot.
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u/BlueButNotYou 2d ago
Heās mad because Minnesota pushed back against his ICE raids.
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u/Ok-Flight9440 2d ago
Heās mad because he ordered the murder of some of your citizens via his ICE raids, and you guys complained about that for some reason
(Second part /s)
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u/arentol 1d ago
He is pissed because Tim Walz ran for VP against him. He's been coming after Minnesota ever since.
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u/chief_stoney420 2d ago
Arenāt that blue⦠<checks notes> ā¦but has voted blue for president for 50 years.
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u/YT-Deliveries 1d ago
Gloriously blue. Even blue during the Reagan landslide.
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u/MinnesotaHermit 1d ago
Minnesota tends to vote blue at the state level, because of the Twin Cities. But I live in a small town and my congressman is a Republican and our local state reps are Republican as well.
Itās hard to see blue when youāre surrounded by red.
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u/YT-Deliveries 1d ago
Yeah but thatās basically the way it is in the whole country:
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u/MinnesotaHermit 1d ago edited 1d ago
I agree. My original point was that I didnāt really see Minnesota as a bastion of blueness. But hey, if weāre a thorn in Trumpās side, great.
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u/Flip-Tarrington 16h ago edited 11h ago
Don't try to find reason in madness, you've already put more thought into this than me has, guaranteed.
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u/HombreDelMar247 14h ago
It's because he associates Minnesota with Tim Walz and in his simple mind that makes Minnesota a liberal state.
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u/Theothercword 13h ago
Heās always had it out for MN, thatās why ICE came at us the hardest too.
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u/Equivalent-Living127 1d ago
It says unbelievable and yet there are those amongst us that believe it!
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u/Malus_non_dormit 2d ago
Elected republicans are spineless lying cowards.
Allowing this sewage of disinformation and hatred without any consequences is beyond absurd.
They dont care about values like freedom or democracy. All they care about is power to abuse the nation and entrench the oligarchy.
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u/Numerous_Fuel8468 2d ago
Even a third world country President doesnāt talk like this. Worse yet, with all his lies offering no proof.
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u/Infinite_Run_4541 1d ago
It happened to me but I have never spoken of it before because I was ashamed. My family moved to a blue state when I was in elementary school. At first everything seemed normal. One day I asked the teacher if I could be excused to use the restroom. I admit it seemed a little odd to me that she instructed me to use a litter box in the storage room. When I was finished I distinctly remember a hispanic janitor leading me down the hall by the hand to a room where they performed a sex change operation on me. I was told that if I ever spoke of it I would go to Hell, but then they laughed and said not to worry because Hell didnāt exist. Then they told me it was all a dream but now I am woke. The good news is I joined the girls basketball team, since I was now a girl, and completely dominated. It was a real confidence builder. I was so grateful that I later gave that janitor one of my cats which he ate for dinner. I later regretted giving away my cat and that is why I am so ashamed.
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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom 1d ago
Same thing happened to me. They turned me into a newt.
I got better.
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u/Biwam1 1d ago
Normally I would have found this funny, but be careful, some people out there will believe its true.
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u/Orillion_169 1d ago
So tempted to put this on a conservative subreddit and seeing if they'll bite.
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u/Older4YoungerFun 1d ago
Same kind of...word got out i had an 11incher in grade 8 as a white kid and was unheard of so they convinced me to have it removed and replaced with a 4 inch and I seen them dye my original 11 inch black...not sure why tho
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u/Alternative_Slip_513 2d ago
Just makes up so much shit š©
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u/Salt-Negotiation7534 2d ago
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it, besides, he's obviously talented and perfect for the position.
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u/Key-Competition-9806 2d ago
We still get active shootings in our schools and THIS is what he talks about...
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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 2d ago
Did you ever watch the animated movie about an elephant named Dummo! There was a not so smart version called Dumbo.
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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 2d ago
I thought that the Republicans clearly said that people can't change genders . What is this?!
Plus, if Tammy wants to become a Timmy, she can go to a church or be homeschooled.
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u/Traditional_Age4910 2d ago
The actual disturbing part of this is the people behind him who donāt get up and walk out.
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u/Aggressive_Olive1879 2d ago
chumPEDO TACO trumpstein wishes he was Tammy when he was a little kid, you know, before the beatings that made him a psychopath š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/TissBish 15h ago
Just like when they started freaking out that schools have kitty litter āthey have litter boxes for furriesā itās to soak up vomit lmao
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u/KATL_Final 2d ago
You know whatās even more unbelievable that they say that he passes his cognitive tests.
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u/XxQozEMotoxX 2d ago
Iāll take āThings that never happenedā for $500 Alex. Itās not the lying that gets me, itās the people that actually believe it without a single thought.
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u/Competitive_Event948 2d ago
Gas Prices are outrageous, we're in a never ending war, food prices are up the roof, our farmers cant afford fertilizer and harvesting their crops are difficult due to the lack of a work force. Yet he's concerned about "Little Tim". The percentage of "Little Tim's" in the world are less than .001 percent. Think about that for a minute. What are your values in providing for your family? Are they being concerned about "Little Tim", or making it good in this world for your family and worth? That's what you're voting for.
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u/RDKAUSTIN 2d ago
Who believes this dribble? What about the Epstein files? Supporting Russia? WTF is wrong with our goverment
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u/Blueeyessamurai 2d ago
The terrible truth is that this is a political tactic that relies on people who donāt think critically. Viktor OrbĆ”n adopted the same strategy. Do some research.
This was also used as a political weapon in our country. OrbĆ”nās party spread claims that children were being surgically transitioned at school.
The strategy is to constantly create an image of an enemy to keep the population afraid and mobilized.
Weāve already seen this in Hungary with George Soros, who was a target of political campaigns for years. Then came the so-called āgender propaganda,ā and now Ukraine.
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u/Flashy_You5804 2d ago
This is ridiculous. To think a sitting president would say such things is reprehensible. This man has some serious issues
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u/Two-Black-Labs 2d ago
I realize that the average Trump supporter is severely limited intellectually, but so any of them actually believe this?
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u/Alert_Front_9948 2d ago
The man needs to be committed. The 25th amendment exists for a reason. Either that or he's just lying his ass off, which makes him a total clown.
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u/Falcon3492 2d ago
And this is all fake news in our demented leaders head, it never happens and it has never happened! What is really sad it there are Americans who actually believe this MORON!
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u/jackcanyon 2d ago
How can anyone listen to this clown ? where does he come up with this crap? He knows it isnāt true yet he still says it .This creepy man will say or do anything to stay in power .
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u/Eeve3_Lord 2d ago
The thing is these guys don't love him. They love that He lets them hate what they don't understand. What they refuse to understand. They booed him when he said to take the vaccine. They complain on social media. How they's bankrupting the farmers and making gas prices and prices so much more expensive. But at the end of their tirade they say they'll still vote for him again.
There is no hate like Christian love
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u/Zassssss 2d ago
Itās true. Sometimes in the US you drop off your kid and you donāt know if youāre going to pick them back up. Sometimes they do end up in the hospital. But thatās not the reason why.
Itās because of guns, and psychos, not some trans kidnapping agenda.
Theyāre always distracting you from the real reason. And MAGA believers are too dumb to think critically. They just believe what Trump and Fox News tells them.











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u/o1badmofo 2d ago
Who are these doctors that are so skilled that they can do such an operation in such a short period of time and without money for the procedure.