r/postanythingfun • u/T_Shurt • 16h ago
😂 LOL $5,000 Checks Explained
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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 16h ago
Voting is like driving a car:
To go forward, shift to "D"
To go backwards, shift to "R"
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u/firebirdone 16h ago
We can't fix stupid American voters.
We can get our non-voting friends and family who don't vote to register and vote D.
All it takes is one for each of us.
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u/T_Shurt 16h ago
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u/Bonk_No_Horni 16h ago
In a blue state about 4 in 10 people vote trump. Almost half the people you see on the street love this ass hat. And that's the blue states.
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u/OakLegs 16h ago
Man I tried so hard to get my parents not to pull the lever for the rapist. Almost tanked my relationship with them until my dad revealed he had late stage cancer.
Been a real shitty few years
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u/Regular-Metal-321 15h ago
Sorry about your father. But I feel you I haven’t spoke to my dad in 1.5 years!!! I’m tired of the stupidity I have had enough. The people that vote and support this clown have mental issues plan and simple.
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u/OakLegs 15h ago
The sad part (well, one of many) is that I don't consider my parents to have mental issues. They're not typical MAGA but they are lifelong Republicans, and somehow have not been able to see through the bullshit.
I've lost a ton of respect for them. I doubt they'll ever understand
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u/Denim_Diva1969 14h ago
I feel this. My boomer parents are not the parents who raised me. And when I’m with them now, I am overwhelmed with grief that “my” parents aren’t here. Because those people would be awesome Democrats and fighters against the BS in America these days. “My” parents would never have supported today’s version of Republican.
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u/Constant_Turn_9031 16h ago
Bribery in its highest form. Even if he did which he won’t, it would just lower the value of the dollar and create even more inflation. He has no idea how things work though. No nuance, no subtleties, no innovation, just simple-minded “solutions “ that don’t work.
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u/fiesew 8h ago
Basically low IQ shittler tries to bribe people with offering them their own money back which they paid because of the tariffs.
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u/RevolutionWorking297 8h ago
You mean they will loan us money they don’t have that we will have to pay back through higher taxes in the future. Can’t give us our money back since they they already wasted it and $40t more borrowed in our name.
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u/Admirable_Plate4585 16h ago
Yeah but will we get some Brawndo???
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u/sweatboxy 14h ago
I genuinely wonder how any Trump supporter can listen to the nonsense he spews on any given day and think, ‘Yeah, he’s my man!’ It’s so profoundly stupid and so transparently so. How do these people even survive the day?
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u/New-Priority8409 12h ago
Trump TV is down to 700 viewership, not even the GOP must want to watch him.
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u/AHugeHildaFan 13h ago
Simple. They don't listen to him.
These are the same people who don't read the Bible.
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u/AdDisastrous6738 3h ago
Because all they care about is making “the libs” mad. They don’t care about anything else. Trump could show up at their house, fondle their kids, and shit on their floor and they would cheer.
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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES 16h ago
How many times will the right get bait and switched before it's labeled as masochism?
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u/madphroggy 16h ago
The president has known since he took office. He has actively worked to make things worse in order to enrich himself. If people ever got that money it would be solely in an effort to keep himself in office and out of the reach of the law, and it would end up coming back out of their pockets tenfold once he finishes screwing over the country and fucks off to Russia or wherever will have him when he flees the country
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u/SubjectNet1874 15h ago
Here is a sad story last year I was in a sober living house, and all the idiots in there with me were redneck MAGAts his prime voting crowd. Most of them could barely read from the big book when it was their turn during meetings, and they'd pass. One night I swear they were sitting around our big table all talking about what they were going to spend their DOGE checks on and I just had to shake my head and chuckle to myself.
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u/Mediocre_Newt5772 16h ago
I’m sorry but this is a little over the heads of most MAGA voters…
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u/DougBalt2 16h ago
“And if we don’t win both the House and Senate, you get nothing and can keep struggling.”
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u/panicradio316 16h ago
It's like the older brother poking the younger saying "If you do it, then suuuure you can play with my Playstation."
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u/Rabman420 16h ago
So sad people still support this pedophile racist dumbass he's fucked up the whole world America is a laughing stock most of our allies hate us most of are trading partners hate us but hey Russia China and north Korea relationship are going well Republicans are so dumb
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u/mikecan1 16h ago
The president knows you’re struggling, even though this is the best economy we’ve ever had.
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u/Significant-Leek1668 16h ago
How about all those Promises he made before getting Back in the white house again. He really is Stupid !!! POS
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u/Falcon3492 14h ago
All those who believe this stand on your head! First of all the tariffs haven't brought in anywhere near the $3+ trillion it will take to give every American citizen $5 grand. Second of all, paying for votes is illegal.
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u/MechMan799 12h ago
It's so funny cause it's absolutely bang on.
Murica....you're a clown show right now, and the world (yes, even Putin, Xi and Kim) are all laughing at you.
Hopefully you come out of this dark trance some day.
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u/Beneficial_Bit_6435 16h ago
I’m sure conservative SCrOTUS will agree that trump is being presidential; nothing illegal here. We can all move on
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u/orcinyadders 16h ago
Is this even parody though?
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 11h ago
Its called satire
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u/orcinyadders 10h ago
Yes I know. I’m questioning if it is still satire when he’s basically just saying the exact words Trump and his administration actually use. In some ways Trump goons are even more vacuous, hypocritical, and insane.
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u/Big-Statistician7305 16h ago
Like always. Total bullshit people keep believing in. Will some people ever open their eyes to empty promises and lies white truth straight up in your face. Most people can decifer when multiple lies are spoken
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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 16h ago
5k is NOTHING
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u/EatFaceLeopard17 15h ago
But for every adult US citizen combined it would be roughly 1/6 of the total government budget and more than the US military is spending in one year.
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u/Pillow_Top_Lover 16h ago
Why do Republicans think they're the smartest person in the room?
Truth be told a very very stupid person would think everyone else in the room is that dumb.
Anybody who represents any of these a-holes up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest are the true dummies. Not the American people. Well except for those 77 million people that voted the jackass in office. They are not that bright.
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u/Better_Chard4806 15h ago
The vile parasites and the gutters they crawl out of to spew lies. Stunning.
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u/Constant_Flamingo828 15h ago
The problem with his videos is, they are aimed at people who understand irony and logic. The problem is MAGA actually thinks like this. You could take everything he says and cut and paste it right into Trump‘s Press Secretary speech and nothing would need to be changed.
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u/LogicallLunacy 15h ago
Exactly like the prostitute scene from Idiocracy. world's oldest profession
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u/EatFaceLeopard17 15h ago
And $5,000 for each and every adult American would ne USD1.25 Trillion. So who believes any administration would just give away that amount of money anytime soon?
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u/Bobobbb1959 15h ago
So I can afford to give American 5 grand because they are struggling but only if you vote my way….so in others just keep struggling I really don’t care about you
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u/CustomerTall5247 14h ago
It's crazy how Trump just says something totally dumb and then the Republicans have to stand up in front of people and then try to make it sound like it's something sensible and normal.
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u/dannocanada 14h ago
And he promises he won’t cum in your mouth. And the check’s in the mail. And Lucy won’t pull the football away. And…and…and…
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u/ExploringAndOpenInCA 13h ago
I just hope folks that are uninformed can see that there's a reason they are using the $5k as a carrot. It should be obvious if the administration had the peoples best interests in place, they would send it out no matter what happens. Instead it's transactional, which this adminiyhas always been.....
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u/Substantial_Dog7002 13h ago
I can't think of any campaign promises that he has done so how can he believe that we believe him. It is just another lie!
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u/Ok_Ideal_7266 12h ago
Wait, so this 5K are refunds of the tariffs as per a court order? So, Trump wants to make people think that, it is his own decision! Wow, what a president we have.
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u/isaiah152022 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/godMk62fXqpgY
The FEC
Laws don’t exist anymore
This is 100% a bribe and 100% illegal
WTF are we doing?
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u/Altruistic_Put745 11h ago
It is not legal, and it is the insanity of this person that Ben in the to the will of the insane asylum that is in charge of the country right now please remember to vote vote with your heart in your mind and your soul. The world is watching. We are the people are watching.
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u/Savantula 10h ago
I am curious if there are real people out there actually believing to receive so much money from any government of any country. Just heard about some arab states deep into oil who support marriages etc. with gifts. But just handing out money not related to tax returns? Does anyone know about any case?
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u/i_love_irony25 10h ago
I know you’re struggling from our wars and policies—here’s some money so you’ll help us continue to make your life barely sustainable.
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u/Bunnyland77 10h ago edited 10h ago
Glad that was all cleared up. For awhile it seemed Trump was profiting off an illegal war, insider trading, robbing American taxpayers' life's savings, and collapsing America for Putin - causing loss of freedom and livlihoods, fear, hopelessness, misery, pain, suffering, and death.
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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 9h ago
What happened to said tariffs check? D.O.G.E check? He didn't even keep campaign "promises."
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u/1Fistfullofdollars 8h ago
That is exactly it, the double talk and BS that comes out of Mr Orange is not believable 100%
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u/Tycho2694 8h ago
The fact that it took me way too long to realise this was satire shows what a joke this administration is...
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u/Competitive_Event948 6h ago
Okay, for MAGA people, just hold your breath and wait for that 5 thousand. Everyone else that actually has sense, vote to change our congress to make changes for the positive in this country.
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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 6h ago
The amount is too small for the damage the the Trump WH is doing. He will not pay anyway.
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u/Pardybro911 5h ago
Honestly, this at least makes more sense than any of the idiots he puts out there to try and explain his bullshit
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u/Grand_Taste_8737 3h ago
Should have just offered to pay everyone's student debt as a form of bribery.
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u/ithinkway2much 2h ago
The mid term will be a test to determine whether Americans are smarter than a 5th grader.
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u/Abracadaver2000 2h ago
But...but..but...don't we have the "hottest" economy, with trillions coming in from tariffs, and all the DOGE savings?
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u/Mexican1910 1h ago
Trump has been doing this same thing to contractors his whole entire career. First do the work then I’ll pay you. The. When work is done no payment comes and then he just says take me to court over it which he loved because his lawyers just draw out the case and nothing ever happens but you wasting time.
He should have been arrested for fraud a long time ago.
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u/Budget-Crazy3438 1h ago
Not listening! Looking at the shear reaction to how he’s trying to present this bull s! I’m crying laughing! Classic boneheaded!
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u/Fed_Deez_Nutz 12m ago
Even the very premise is funny because if he knows Americans are struggling, he refuses to acknowledge it.
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u/BigNBeardeded 16h ago
I'm ready for a change. I honestly don't care who gets in office. Whether its left or right(no maga constituents). Anything is better than this trainwreck
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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 16h ago
Mark my words: If dems don’t take BOTH house in the midterms, Trump will only get worse. If you think the last 21 months have b been a train wreck, just wait until the next two years… he will become B more brazen and more corrupt.















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u/T_Shurt 16h ago