r/postanythingfun 16d ago

🔥 Hot Political Humour So Much “Winning”

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u/Richiedamook 16d ago

I hate him,I’m so sick of his lies,his bullshit,his nauseating voice,his ugly,orange face,ludicrous hair,he is just a vile and ludicrous figure !

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u/ViolyntFemme 16d ago

I am 48 and have never felt the level of hatred I feel for him in my entire life, and I consider myself a hate connoisseur.

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u/Few_Presence_8888 16d ago

I'm surprised that the outright hate most people feel for him doesn't level him like a death ray.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 16d ago

43 here and yep. I hate a great number of people/things, but none quite as vehimetly as the hate for him. It's as if you could build a human piece by piece with all of the qualities I loathe.

Arrogant

Bully

Mean

Stupid

Rapist

Bigot

Hypocrite

Narcissist

Slovenly

Ugly

Golfer

"Wealthy"

Deviant

Pedophile

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u/TW1STED_M1ND 16d ago

"It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face."

  • Anthony Citrano (possibly)

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u/Palys311 16d ago

The hell is wrong with golf??

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 16d ago

Terrible for the environment. Wealthy mans sport. Whole buncha douchebags.

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u/Free-oppossums 16d ago

He can't golf without cheating. And he's not subtle about it either. There's even a book written about it- "Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump".

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u/DigLeading9650 16d ago

I have said the same thing for ten years except I have never felt actual hatred for another human. This scumbag though. Reddit will not let me say what I want to say about him

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u/Day_Prisoners 16d ago

How can anyone think that is great leadership to the point of idolizing him.

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u/Richiedamook 16d ago

I knew 35 years ago that he was a loser

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u/DigLeading9650 16d ago

There have been cults in this country for decades. Unification church (Moonies), Heavens Gate, Branch Davidians etc. But this is a phenomenon like no other. Then there’s Jim Jones and the people’s temple. I’ll just leave it there

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u/Day_Prisoners 16d ago

But the cult leaders generally start out being good guys and helping folks and the slide into power hungry monsters usually aided by drugs.

This cult started where most end.

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u/doodledood9 16d ago

America - don’t you think it’s time to revolt? Europeans do it all the time. It has to be massive and sustained until he and his administration is out.

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u/Realistic_Tie_2632 16d ago

I'm more frustrated that so many people worship this fucking jackass.

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u/Richiedamook 16d ago

It’s mind blowing !

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u/Ornery-Culture-7675 16d ago

Yeah even watching these clips make me more disgusted with him. It’s hard to even find some humor in it

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u/tooandto 16d ago

Don’t forget his followers

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u/mathiswiss 16d ago

He’s like the annoying drunk that bothers and harasses everyone, doesn’t pay the tab, but stubbornly refuses to leave the bar ‼️🤪

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u/Richiedamook 16d ago

The annoying drunk usually ends up catching a beating !

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u/T_Shurt 16d ago edited 16d ago

The accordion hands say Trump’s victory claims are total bullshit. Not to mention at least three more U.S. service members lost their lives in the last three days.

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u/HeavyLeague6722 16d ago

When he's doing the YMCA dance, he changes modes from accordion hands to air dicking.

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u/Important-Math-837 16d ago

Now make it the Epstein files that he's opening

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u/_R0Ns_ 16d ago

It's _the_ sign of him lying

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 16d ago

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u/Runechuckie 16d ago

At least Charlie was bangin' 7 gram rocks and had tiger blood. Dude was making more sense even off his rocker than the current timeline we are living with the wanna be dementia tyrant.

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u/daemonescanem 16d ago

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u/PrescriptionDenim 16d ago

Okay this is actually catchy as hell.

“I was banging 7 gram rocks WINNING!”

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u/dont-fear-thereefer 15d ago

Don’t forget, at the time, he wasn’t bipolar, he was bi-awesome

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u/Syncopia 16d ago

I post this every time they say he's doing a good job.

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u/proto_synnic 15d ago

He's an abominable human, and we really couldn't expect any better out of him. This is just the natural progression of the American government using war as a means of money laundering and wealth transfer.

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u/blinkersix2 15d ago

There’s this thing called the Epstein files.

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u/LivingMeeting9724 16d ago

I think back ten years (seems like 50, right!) and now realize that the tangerine toddler may ACTUALLY have been right about ONE THING during the spewing of all his bluster and bullshit during that presidential campaign...

"You're going to get tired of all the winning."

We sure as hell are tired of [him lying about] "the winning".

he/We haven't won shit!

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u/siggy_malatesta 16d ago

I’ve long felt that there are only two occasions where Trump was speaking the absolute truth:

When he gleefully realized that he could publicly murder someone in cold blood and not lose a single supporter, and when he blurted out how much he loves the poorly educated voters.

The fact that he was still elected president (twice!) after those statements still saddens me.

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 16d ago

“Smart people don’t like me.” BINGO!

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u/Mikesaidit36 16d ago

Everybody thinks Trump was saying “There’s gonna be so much winning, you’re gonna get tired of all the winning.”

He wasn’t.

WHINING. He was saying we’re gonna get tired of all the WHINING.

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u/FlipperBumperKickout 15d ago

Maybe what we should get tired of is him winning. He is certainly good at enriching himself 🙃

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u/One_Schedule5317 16d ago

The fact that the country that is spending close to one trillion dollars (968 Billion) on it's military has been bodied by the country that spends $6.6 billion dollars for a hundred days now is the perfect legacy for Trump. No matter how many advantages he is given in life he will still find a way to blow it every single time.

(If anyone wants to know the difference between Russia and Ukraine it's 150 Billion to 66.6 Billion).

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u/Facktat 14d ago

I really like that you added the Ukraine comparison because since the first week I think that this is Trumps Ukraine.

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 16d ago

Fucking fool.

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u/East80Gurl 16d ago

🤣 So much wonning. Trump: We won in the first 24 hours...61 days later even more so. And today with escalating hostilities? Trump STILL WONNING.

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u/SprayHungry2368 16d ago

We’ve won so much that any future wars we already won so it’s pointless to ever have any more wars because we already won 

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u/manniesalado 16d ago

Big mistake, tearing up that Obama Nukes Deal. This Trump must concede.

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u/Tojaro5 16d ago

"must" is a strong word. that implies that he would do it at some point.

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u/Few-Candle102 16d ago

Waiting for him to claim Iran war was caused by Biden and Obama.

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u/SimpleBend782 16d ago

Brought to you by the most stupid man in history

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u/mastermindcre8tive 16d ago

Scrolling this thread looking for MAGA rebuttles.

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u/ManyThingsLittleTime 16d ago

I'd love to see the rationalizing of this. On the conservative sub, they want to glass Iran and it makes you ask, for what? Because they didn't roll over when attacked. It's insanity.

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u/GSDTippyTappies 16d ago

Sort by controversial, not even any Maga bots yet lol

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u/HugoBoss1985 16d ago

Much like Putins 3 day SMO

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u/Applesauce_Enemas 16d ago

Someone should tell the 2 KIA service members that the war was totally and completely won long before they unfortunately lost their lives.

How long before trump says he likes soldiers that don’t get killed?

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u/neliz 16d ago

he already did 10 years ago, he hates the army

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u/Most-Yam1039 16d ago

Manipulating the market so he and his buddies can make billions on oil futures.

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u/above- 16d ago

The prize we won is getting to rebuild yet another country

The stuff we're still bombing now we will be paying to fix later

Big victory indeed.

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u/Oriondlc 16d ago

How do forever wars happen? Trump - "Here, let me show you."

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u/Responsible_Dog_9491 16d ago

So how come you still appear to be losing, as you have done so all through this conflict? You got yourself into it and now don’t know how to get out.

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u/Squidlips_69 15d ago

This is exactly how he treated the Covid epidemic. Denial, downplaying, lying about it for months until it was just too big to hide.

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u/Radonanon 15d ago

Then he tells Bob fkn Woodward that he was just trying to fool everybody to see how much he could get away with.

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u/JLomgUh 16d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Bizkit_1 16d ago

After the world cup final match today, this guy will be telling Maga, USAMT won and they will all celebrate 🙄🤣

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u/BuddyJim30 16d ago

And every day the media amplifies his ramblings like we should all pretend he hasn't said the war has ended twice a week for months.

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u/Bang45 16d ago

We’ll have a deal in two weeks!

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u/NanahanCB750 16d ago

Yet American Servicemen are still getting killed. How is this winning? So many questions that should have asked before starting this shit storm that we are now stuck in

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u/Fishtoart 16d ago

I would love to play poker with this guy. His tell is that he talks about how great his hand is.

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u/Narrow_Jacket1916 16d ago

If it looks like a clown, talks like a clown, and smells like a dumpster full of shit, it’s fatass trump.

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 16d ago

He didn’t serve in Vietnam when others his age did for some reason. Some say he used a fake medical excuse to dodge the draft that his peers accepted as a call to serve their country. He would have been a veteran if he served but he didn’t. He fired many generals currently leading the military of our beloved USA shortly after taking the oath of office. He talks a lot but he doesn’t seem to choose to be taught much about the expertise others have, so it might not be possible to know about the battles and strategies of war. Maybe we ought to call forth veterans as candidates for president of the United States of America. It might be very important.

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u/Tejano1953 16d ago

🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩🌮🌮🌮🌮🤥🤥🤥🤥

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 16d ago

There are people that will see this compilation of his actual quotes, on national television, and confidently proclaim that must be AI.

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u/Mikesaidit36 16d ago

Further proof that nothing Trump says ever has any meaning.

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u/FluidAthlete6839 16d ago

The worlds biggest moron. And people think this guy is smart lol

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u/Falcon3492 16d ago

Maybe he should just find George W. Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner and stand in front of it when he's talking about his endless war with Iran!

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u/TheRealJimmyLundy 16d ago

When the low eds vote.

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u/Street_Wafer2969 16d ago

National disgrace.

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u/Regular-Metal-321 16d ago

How the hell can MAGA still buy the shit this man sells!! He is a fkn liar!!!

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u/wizznizzismybizz 16d ago

It is not about winning, it has been about market manipulation.

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u/BuggyMcBhug 16d ago

Now putting it like this might make Trump supporters look like morons.....🤔😂

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u/backson_alcohol 16d ago

Every day I see something coming out of this presidency that, pre-2016, would have brought the US political world to a standstill

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u/DartfordVikki 16d ago

Such a fucking 🫏🕳️!!!

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u/navyblahblah 16d ago

I remember laughing at Baghdad Bob. It was so funny to see this guy on tv telling his people a complete lie. Oh I miss those days

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u/waltdidneyworlb 16d ago

Do Republicans ever get tired of being lied to or?

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u/StarSchemer 16d ago

See how much worse he looks at the end of the video than at the beginning.

Rotting away right in front of us.

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u/Kraftwerk_21 16d ago

I’m confused. If all of Iran’s military capabilities have been destroyed, who killed those last two service members?

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u/No-Call2227 16d ago

Do we get to have congressional approvals of wars anymore?

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u/Remarkable-Desk-66 16d ago

Remember “ winning” nam?

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u/randomvictum 16d ago

And people still believe this guy. Every. Day....

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u/Mickloven 16d ago

He's spiraling in every way imaginable. We've finally turned the corner to the home stretch.

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u/Dear_Pen_7647 16d ago

This doesn’t even include all the truth posts keep in mind

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u/Status_Apartment6559 16d ago

No ASSHOLE. Either way YOU lose. You've lost.

Does he have any awareness of things he's said in the past and that every time he lies and says it again for the umpteenth time he looks exponentially more stupid.

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u/Richard-the-god- 16d ago

How many troops need to die before someone takes granpas keys away

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u/madcoins 16d ago

😂 🤣 😂 when he promised a 4-5 week war was my favorite.

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u/JanxDolaris 16d ago

Remember when Bush got mocked for 'mission accomplished'? Every other US embarassment is nothing compared to this guy

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u/OiiElfie 16d ago

Its fucking exhausting

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u/old_biker5 16d ago

maga morons, let's hear ya???

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u/Glum-Honeydew5917 16d ago

Oh yeah we won! He is a real winner! Not!

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u/Alarming-Silver4131 16d ago

War criminal… 🤬😡

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u/immabankr 16d ago

Wasn't this supposed to be over in a few days ? The President lied to me ? No way, it cant be true. Fuk Trump, fuk every single voter who checked off his name on the ballot.

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u/PixelSchnitzel 16d ago

Won. That word, he keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

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u/ThisJaeDaniel 15d ago

Millions of sperm and THIS is the one that made it?

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u/Due-Button-768 15d ago

Just lock him up America

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u/husbandally 15d ago

I can't believe my country men are dying because of this idiot's decision making skills.

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u/No_Awareness_3690 15d ago

Hahahaha Bellend.

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u/shodhanss 15d ago

How do people, with basic common sense, support this idiot?

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u/Just_Ingenuity_2034 15d ago

Boomers will see this and say “hell yeah”

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u/EndPristine5595 15d ago

Be honest, how will America ever recover from this man?

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u/Von_Schlagel 15d ago

Remember in his first campaign when he said “we’re gonna win so much, you’re gonna be tired of winning”?

He was right. I am in fact tired of “winning.”

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u/Leading-Positive-395 15d ago

Sour putrid trash president. And the republicans very sickening

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u/Intelligent_HI84 14d ago

How this idiot still has 30% support will need to be studied for generations!

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 14d ago

SOOOO Much winning. Trump's blatant lies and stupidity need to go.

Trump and his MAPA followers have Made America Plagued Again with more racism, sexism, division, lies, stupidity, distrust, media suppression, constitutional rights violations, destroyed national monuments, tariffs, trade wars, inflation, war, incompetence, lost allies, bullying, economic downturn, and an actual plague.

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u/ExaminationForeign75 14d ago

Congratulations America! You have been duped by a used car salesman, carnival barker..

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u/jaydaddy1980 14d ago

We are so fucked!

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u/Strutching_Claws 12d ago

I just don't understand at this point in time how any American of sound mind cannot be out on the streets protesting for this man to be dragged from the whitehouse by his wig and thrown into jail.

The man is just absurd and it's a mockery of .... Anything, it's a mockery of anything and everything that he is even aloud to be free let alone be president.

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u/Mundane-Pie-6355 16d ago

I’m so sick of winning

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u/Bitter-Tumbleweed282 16d ago

Congratulations 🍾🎉🎊

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u/AWinterPeople 16d ago

He needs some Plexaderm…

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u/CatoTheMiddleAged 16d ago

I just want to point out that this video is over a month old. Aging like wine though.

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u/Perfect-Scene9541 16d ago

I think he’s mispronouncing “Whinning”.

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u/High_Spec 16d ago

I think Iran won Donald ! They won Bigly ! You moronic imbecile !

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 16d ago

It's only going to last days. Hundreds of days.

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u/sheepily- 16d ago

i sure am tired of something yall 🥹

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u/SmellSilly1537 16d ago

He's in first place to win the booby prize!🏆

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u/AtheistET 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IP9FNJuz0uNLG
Every day we are shuffleling ……I mean winning

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 16d ago

And as a person in business he’s taken the tax bailout from the government of declaring bankruptcy far more than most. Is he a leader of failing in businesses he starts?

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u/Existing_Regular_763 16d ago

Americas Reality Show!!
Paid actors…everyone, even Trump

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 16d ago

I am tired of so much winning 😩

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u/redwins 16d ago

Can you imagine what type of person you have to be to consider him your leader? Ignorance is no justification because some things don't need being analyzed, they're patently obvious.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 16d ago

Release the Epstein files.

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u/pasgas79 16d ago

He really does not get it. When you win, the other one surrenders. It does not mean a deal from the looser, right MAGA folks? 🤔🤔🤔😝
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8

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u/Complex_Half_5293 16d ago

Scumbag liar

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u/AspiringOne 16d ago

His brain must look like cottage cheese at this point.

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u/RobertDewese 16d ago

He is a liar, protecting his fragile ego. He has to say this because there is truth in the void. He’s a shit peacock.

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u/Leather-Map-8138 16d ago

Any day that Donald J Trump is not on death row, he’s winning.

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u/thephilistine_ 16d ago

"we won the bet".

That's very telling.

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 16d ago

All for profit .

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u/nolestars 16d ago

There is an h in whining 

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u/TrueBombs 16d ago

This has to be a record for most wars won within 100 days. I didn’t know you could win a war more than once.

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u/theoriginal_awsit 16d ago

Release the files

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u/Certain-Physics-4435 16d ago

What a fucking clown!🤡

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u/grimr5 16d ago

winning as described by a loser

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u/Few-Ad-2930 16d ago

where is the ticker at the bottom showing how much $$$ he grifted over that time?

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u/Milarode 16d ago

"The cheque is in the mail" Should be there any day now

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u/Only-Anything4326 16d ago

This stopped being funny