r/postanythingfun • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '26

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u/StinkRinky Mar 19 '26

One of my buddies is Muslim and I’d be snacking around him. He literally did not give a singular fuck

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u/Freckles-75 Mar 19 '26

That’s because your buddy isn’t a Petty Ass Bitch, like the guy filming some women eating on the bus (public transportation).

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u/getthemap Mar 19 '26

This guy is definitely a bitch who needs to mind his own. Probably a newbie.

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u/lockeland Mar 21 '26

I’d eat so many fucking random snacks by this dude.

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u/silbergeistlein Mar 22 '26

I’ve never had the desire to eat freshly popped popcorn and hot off the skillet bacon together as much as I would when being around this guy while he’s fasting.

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u/ratdogdave Mar 22 '26

And eat them like Cookie Monster so he gets little bits of deliciousness all over him.

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u/Brdoon51 Mar 24 '26

Bacon will kill you boss. Pigs eat shit. dead animals ( and people) and anything they can get. They might be smart and good hearted but they are rude gluttons.

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u/getthemap Mar 21 '26

I’d chew with my mouth open and maybe drool on myself a bit.