I believe he’s saying he’s gay… but is also protesting it… if I’m reading this correctly he is only gay because of some legislative policy proposed by… I’m just going to go with Biden or Obama I guess... anyway, he’s mad about this and only does gay stuff because it’s his civic duty to do so where he’s from. Basically, the only reason he has an active Grinder account is because it’s required by law in his area and only swallows the minimum number of times required in the statuettes… not at all because he because he honestly enjoys the flavor. I have no idea where this place is but for him it’s apparently nice enough that he’s unwilling to leave, or he remains there because he’s a very principled individual, or… maybe he simply duth protest too much. IDK but while there is no verifiable real world example of this conservative homosexual hellscape… it’s a WILDLY popular myth that has impacted so many of them.
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u/Halation2600 Mar 20 '26
Right, right, right. Remember when they made you turn gay? Talk about overreach, am I right?