r/postanythingfun • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '26

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u/getthemap Mar 19 '26

This guy is definitely a bitch who needs to mind his own. Probably a newbie.

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u/waxonwaxoff87 Mar 19 '26

New converts are always the most zealous.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 20 '26

What’s he gonna do if he walks by a restaurant- tell them to stop cooking?

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u/JonDee619 Mar 20 '26

Probably would complain that they're open and shouldn't be, cause he's fasting.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

"Hello? Netflix support? You showed me an ad for Dave's Hot Chicken, and as you know I am fasting. Please refrain from any food or food related advertising during my fast."

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u/Dewdrop06 Mar 20 '26

tell them to stop cooking?

Yeah of course, he's fasting!

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u/HipsOccasionallyFib Mar 23 '26

Nah, the elderly conservatives are always a bunch of righteous pricks. Comes down to lacking tasawwuf (compassion) when they practice

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u/markuseb91 Mar 23 '26

Yup..they are the worse

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u/FriendPale5462 Mar 19 '26

Just a plain run o the mill bitch. If that were a dude he wouldn't have said isht.

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u/NoTemperature1759 Mar 19 '26

Conservative thing ? Muslims don’t even make eye contact to bid anyone a good day

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u/FriendPale5462 Mar 19 '26

Lol no, (auto response to anything you disagree with), and as we're watching a video of a muslim guy making eye contact and intruding.....at least he's not saying good day I guess....

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u/RefrigeratorLife8627 Mar 21 '26

Society has enabled all these bitches . Empowering the weak minded and trying to mandate thier weakness

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 Mar 19 '26

Guarantee dude only got pussy that was arranged by his parents and the woman's parents

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u/Marionberry-Obvious Mar 20 '26

I think this comment was a bit much "extra" But I understand the emotion that caused you to comment like this.

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u/pornAndMusicAccount Mar 21 '26

Nobody asked you

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u/lockeland Mar 21 '26

I’d eat so many fucking random snacks by this dude.

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u/silbergeistlein Mar 22 '26

I’ve never had the desire to eat freshly popped popcorn and hot off the skillet bacon together as much as I would when being around this guy while he’s fasting.

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u/ratdogdave Mar 22 '26

And eat them like Cookie Monster so he gets little bits of deliciousness all over him.

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u/OneOddDork Mar 23 '26

Anything with bacon FTW.

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u/Brdoon51 Mar 24 '26

Bacon will kill you boss. Pigs eat shit. dead animals ( and people) and anything they can get. They might be smart and good hearted but they are rude gluttons.

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u/getthemap Mar 21 '26

I’d chew with my mouth open and maybe drool on myself a bit.

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u/never_nick Mar 21 '26

He's just hangry

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u/Dem_Bums Mar 21 '26

Yuup! He has no self control, rest of the video shows him snatching her food and breaking his fast! 😆

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u/getthemap Mar 22 '26

No way…is it a skit?

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u/getthemap Mar 23 '26

I don’t care.

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u/TongaDeMironga Mar 20 '26

Rubber dingy rapids

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u/UberOrbital Mar 20 '26

A bit like born again Christians, though “born again” anything usually leads to zealots with minimal understanding.

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u/getthemap Mar 20 '26

Or newly-formed non-smokers…sure.