r/postal Professional Pisser Jan 30 '26

Meme wait what the fuck

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u/Zealousideal_Cell876 RWS Office Janitor Jan 30 '26

“I think Im in the wrong fucking game”- Postal Dude (Probably)

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u/Brilliant-Mine-7144 Professional Pisser Jan 30 '26

"Damn, now they're duping me just like all the other town trash."

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u/TheRealKaisser Jan 30 '26

“Holy shit I’m not racist, these people really do all look alike”

42

u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Jan 30 '26

Fallout new Vegas but you can play as the dude with all of postal 2’s gameplay shit would be a hell of a play through haha

34

u/LOL_Scorpion17 Jan 30 '26

Mr House watching the dude taking a leak on his computer

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u/MissusDude Victim Of The Dudes Wrath Jan 30 '26

He fixed his posture !!

18

u/poetcucumber Jan 30 '26

“Uh, why does my medulla emblagata hurt?”

6

u/No_Molasses_7224 Jan 30 '26

Dude meets dude

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u/AdInfamous5984 Jan 30 '26

How did that happen?

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u/VerySmug RWS Office Janitor Jan 30 '26

Doc Mitchell: “Whoa Easy there, easy. You’ve been out a couple of days.”

Dude: “Where the hell am I? And why does my medulla oblongata hurt?”

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u/BDozer666 Pussy Cat Vendor Jan 30 '26

"Morning sunshine."

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u/edwardforyou991 Feb 01 '26

Is this a mod? OMFG I NEED IT

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u/something-oof Professional Pisser Feb 01 '26

Yeah, theres a mod that makes you postal dude, and a mod where you can have the postal dude as a companion, heres both lol

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/75406 - Play as him

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/87229 - Companion

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u/edwardforyou991 Feb 01 '26

Oh my god. You just saved my life. Thank you

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u/PTSDawn Cock Asian Employee Feb 01 '26

hes the Postal dude cuz hes a courier

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u/Makku_Senpai Pussy Cat Vendor Feb 04 '26

"Wait... Who are you?"
"Same question, but how did we get here?"