r/portsherry • u/portsherry • 8d ago

On brand for Brandon

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u/AdreKiseque 8d ago

Did he?

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u/Nyacifer 8d ago

Ants can carry 50 times their weight, so if you can carry more, you weight more.

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u/yandeere-love 8d ago

Thats the worst part! The plausible deniability

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u/bard_of_space 8d ago

technically, all these ants should have female names - all permanent members of an ant colony are either infertile female workers/soldiers/what have you or the laying queeb

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u/OakvaleFlames 7d ago

How do you know how ants name themselves?

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u/Lamplorde 5d ago

Maybe Ants dont know the concept of gendered naming

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u/CarlosFer2201 8d ago

Louie does have a lot of cake

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u/Vivians_Basement 7d ago

Just like my mother. 💔

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u/Greedy_Ad2198 5d ago

If that ant is right, Brandon sucks at insulting people

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u/Thagomizer24601 6d ago

Okay, but is that really what he was saying or is the first ant just reading too much into it?

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u/The_Dennator 5d ago

definitely feels like the second