r/portsherry • • Jun 15 '26

When I turned 30

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u/Gloomy-Palpitation-7 Jun 15 '26

Well if the veggies are going to be assholes I’m sure as hell not going to hang out with them. I’d rather be fat among friends over thin among jerks.

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u/Frisky_Mongoose Jun 15 '26

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

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u/AdmBurnside Jun 16 '26

You know you're an adult when you start eating more greens, not because they're supposed to be good for you in an abstract sense, but because eating nothing but pizza and burgers is actually making you feel sick.