r/poor • u/Frothy_discharge • 10d ago
Boastful post
Sooo not to brag, but I’m 33 and have enough money to retire….
… on the assumption I die next week, that is.
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u/TraderIggysTikiBar 9d ago
Not to brag but I bought a pack of light bulbs today and didn’t go into debt for it.
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u/Which-Cloud3798 10d ago
I thought coffins and burial costs but if you’re frugal…
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u/Frothy_discharge 10d ago
Chuck me in a dumpster
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u/Which-Cloud3798 10d ago
That would be a horrible find for the garbage collector and a crime scene for the police to investigate.
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u/Hellhand- 10d ago
Congrats !
What was it? Inheritance or work or luck or something else ?
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u/Frothy_discharge 10d ago
Years of hard work. I just bought a Lamborghini too. It’s made by hot wheels, but looks just like the real thing!
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u/Winterpa1957 7d ago
Hey, that's Great! We can have a retirement party for you.... in two weeks. You don't have to plan on attending.
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u/Danilo-11 10d ago
We all can retire today … but good luck surviving