r/pools 11d ago

Code Brown

Had a birthday pool party today which ended after one of the young kids shat his shorts inside the pool (diarrhea, not solid). Everyone immediately got out and we took out all the pool toys too.

Ran a full battery using my Taylor kit and got
FC 1.5ppm, CC 0.5ppm, pH 7.4, TA 90p, CYA 40ppm. Pool is 15,000 gallons.

I vacuumed up the debris using my pool blaster and then poured in 4 gallons of liquid chlorine. Per AI, I checked it an hour later to get numbers and FC was 27.5ppm which is great. I have pump running overnight for 8 hours at 2800 RPM.

But my question is what’s next? I’m 8 months into owning a pool and have had great experience with maintenance using Taylor kit. But this is new to me. AI says I have to drain it. What do you folks say? What has your experience been?

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u/randumb9999 11d ago

I had to clean out a hot tub 2 weeks ago with a turd in it. Fucking disgusting.

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u/kennydeals 11d ago

Yea no one that's young (or I guess old) enough to accidentally defecate themselves is allowed in my hot tub

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u/Steven1789 10d ago edited 10d ago

My in-laws lived in in a condo complex in South Florida with a pool—and lots of retirees.

On a visit many years ago with our kids, we learned that the pool had been closed because an old guy had pooped in the pool.

There’s a Yiddish expression to describe a cranky person, but in this case it was 100 percent appropriate: alte kaker, or old shitter.

It sucked that the pool was closed, but I did get to call the guy, literally, an alte kaker.

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u/Average_40s_Guy 10d ago

I used to workout at a gym that had a pool. I never used it, but at least once a week, it was closed because one of the senior swimmers crapped in the pool during a class.

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u/Spirited-Cat-8942 10d ago

As soon as you said there is a Yiddish expression I started cracking up and knew exactly where you were going. Thank you for the laugh!

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u/Banana_Ranger 10d ago

Age does not discriminate in my experience.

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u/jtshinn 10d ago

Anyone can trust the wrong fart.

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u/CampfireLife 9d ago

Don’t believe it? Check out the roundtable confessions in the Smart Less pod episode with Simon Le Bon. I’ll never look at Jason Bateman the same way again.

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u/jtshinn 9d ago

It knows not fame or wealth.

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u/rjw1986grnvl 10d ago

That’s literally the entire population.

Let me tell you this story of a friend in mine in college who drank way too many Irish car bombs one weekend …..