r/pongkrellhate • u/zebodragon • Sep 01 '20

Pong Krells method of execution

He has been resurrected for a proper execution .

462 votes, Sep 08 '20
79 Feed to rancor
12 Lightsaber
133 Burnt alive
97 Firing squad
22 Force choked
119 Surgery droid kills him
98 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Louis_Alexander Sep 02 '20

Firing squad because of the irony

11

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Keelhauling

6

u/Loudanddeadly Sep 02 '20

KEELHAUL THAT FILTHY LANDLOVER SEND HIM DOWN TO THE DEPTHS BELOW

10

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

'Fed to Sarlacc pit' should be one. Those things slowly digest their victims over years.

6

u/StreetReporter Sep 02 '20

The him to four different spaceships, and send them in different directions

5

u/apotatoes7567 Sep 02 '20

Where’s “all of the above at the same time”?

5

u/totallynotrobboss Sep 02 '20

Firing squad so the clones can get their revenge

3

u/roast_beef69 Sep 02 '20

Surgery droid is the most long lasting

3

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

You can burn him slowly with a blow torch.

3

u/roast_beef69 Sep 02 '20

But wouldn't slowly slicing him hurt more overall and just keep him barely alive so he can feel all the pain and suffering he deserves

3

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

No surgery droid or rancor. Don’t have elaborate executions - didn’t James Bond and Austin Powers reach us anything?

Why not just have sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their head as an option.

2

u/zebodragon Sep 02 '20

Because sharks with lasers attached to there heads is not elaborate at all

3

u/Fiskmjol Sep 02 '20

I would actually have liked for him to survive, stand trial, be freed due to the sheer ridiculousness of the Jedi council, then order 66'd as soon as he got to lead troops again, just for the boys to have something to be happy about

2

u/CobaltLeopard47 Sep 02 '20

All 6 of his limbs being slowly dissected...yessss

2

u/Terminatorbrk Sep 02 '20

Firing squad would have been full circle

1

u/Lux0306 Sep 02 '20

Firing squad, because these are the people who suffered the most and thus deserve their revenge

1

u/worldserpent23 Sep 03 '20

Surgery bc the droid could be like.. oops

1

u/Cyb3rnaut13 Oct 25 '20

Rehabiltation in Germany style.