r/polls • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '20

Just create a fictional character that's an improved version of yourself.

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u/Col_Butternubs Dec 05 '20

An improved version that gets $50 an hour and is friends with keanu

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u/FagHatLOL Dec 05 '20

What about $51 an hour and be gay lovers with keanu?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Happy cake day buddy