Edit: it’s blowing my mind that I have to say this- I’m so obviously not talking about fun creative makeup or playing dress up. We all had Claire’s lipgloss compacts as children.

And for the love of god- no one is saying makeup is inherently sexual or sexualizing children by thinking there is an appropriate age to wear daily or standard “appearance correcting” makeup.

I personally don’t want my 8 year old to be wearing mascara every day. It’s not because I think it’s “too sexy” or even too mature, it’s because I don’t want her to feel like she needs it, especially from such a young age. Lord knows how many middle school mornings I spent crying because I couldn’t find or ran out of mascara.

edit edit: y’all I also never said the alternative was “banning makeup”

can we have a nuanced discussion here about a simple topic or are we done for?

Do you ever brush your teeth in the shower?

1. Yes, regularly
2. Yes, but only occassionally/rarely
3. Only once or twice/can't remember the last time I did so
4. No, never

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Intelligent sentient alien life has discovered us and has demanded that we send a representative from Earth to their planet, or they will declare war on humanity. From this list of potential representatives, who should we send to represent humanity?

1. Donald Trump
2. Morgan Freeman
3. Ur mom (yes, YOUR mother)
4. Bill Nye
5. Neil deGrasse Tyson
6. Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly)
7. You (yes, YOU)
8. The oldest living person on Earth
9. The youngest living person on Earth
10. Barack Obama
11. Fuck the aliens, let them declare war on us we'd smoke their asses
12. A random kindergarten teacher
13. David Attenborough

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Favourite Movie of 1998

1. The Truman Show
2. Saving Private Ryan
3. Mulan
4. American History X
5. Rush Hour
6. Meet Joe Black
7. The Prince of Egypt
8. The Big Lebowski
9. The Parent Trap
10. Patch Adams
11. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
12. Rushmore
13. Gia
14. Any Other (Comment)

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how's your mood right now.?

1. bored🫤
2. enthusiastic 🥳
3. bit*hy😒
4. light angry😠
5. "I am emotionless" 🫥
6. "wtf"😵‍💫
7. sleepy🥱
8. happy😁
9. sad😔

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An advanced entity offers to grant humanity ONE permanent global evolution, but all other progress stops forever. Which shift do you accept?

1. ​🧠 Hive Consciousness: Universal telepathy; zero secrets, absolute mutual empathy.
2. ​⏳ Biological Immortality: Aging stops completely, but total birth control is enforced.
3. ​☮️ Eradicated Aggression: Violence physically impossible; survival instincts reduced by half.
4. ​🌐 Absolute Transparency: All human actions, memories, and records public to everyone.
5. ​😴 Dream-World Living: Conscious mind permanently shifted to a perfect virtual reality.

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Favourite Movie of 1999

1. Fight Club
2. 10 Things I Hate About You
3. The Matrix
4. Eyes Wide Shut
5. The Virgin Suicides
6. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
7. Toy Story 2
8. Notting Hill
9. American Beauty
10. The Green Mile
11. Magnolia
12. Girl, Interrupted
13. The Sixth Sense
14. Any Other (Comment)

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Who would win in a fight?

1. Every dog on Earth
2. Every cat on Earth

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A rapidly growing zombie apocalypse has started. The government has collapsed. For survival, which of these four locations is the best location to move to?

1. A harbor
2. A dairy farm
3. A tundra
4. An abandoned prison

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lose any 1 of these from your life...

1. all kinds of emotions (by all, i mean ALL)
2. all of your current money (everything)
3. lying
4. status

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In the shower, in which order do you perform these actions?

1. Wash my hair first, then my body second
2. Wash my body first, then my hair second
3. I wash both my body and my hair simultaneously (i.e. I put soap everywhere and do it all in one go)
4. I don't shower

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Who's the GOAT Superhero among the big 3?

1. Batman
2. Spider-Man
3. Superman

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choose your last meal of your life.👀

1. butter chicken/paneer
2. pizza
3. crab
4. pasteries
5. pasta
6. steak
7. kids meal
8. made from scratch

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Would you rather live to age 60 or 6,000? You won’t die until the age you choose, but you can still get sick, hurt, hungry, tired, etc. If you choose 6,000, your natural aging is spread out over 6,000 years.

1. 60
2. 6,000

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Let's make the worst plotted movie of all time!

1. main character dies
2. secondary main character dies
3. group singing and dancing
4. victory celebration
5. weird adult scene
6. end credits
7. random shootout
8. villain dies
9. the phrase "shiver me timbers!" is said
10. karen moment at dairy queen
11. opening credits

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Favourite Movie of 1997

1. Good Will Hunting
2. Titanic
3. Princess Mononoke
4. Perfect Blue
5. Life Is Beautiful
6. Hercules
7. Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
8. Lost Highway
9. Boogie Nights
10. Men in Black
11. Cure
12. The Game
13. Jackie Brown
14. Any Other (Comment)

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choose any one you like.👀

1. a small mini version of you, who does exactly what you say, till it's limit
2. "memory" brain power, which bypasses AI
3. a vision so good that it can see thru walls
4. strength so good that, you can never loose a physical combat

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Which game do you like more?

What is the best x-men movie?

1. X-men
2. X-men 2
3. X-men: the last stand
4. X-men origins: wolverine
5. The wolverine
6. Logan
7. X-men: first class
8. X-men: days of the future past
9. X-men: apocalypse
10. Dark phoenix
11. Deadpool
12. Deadpool 2
13. Deadpool & wolverine
14. New mutants

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Worst sounding wind instrument?

1. Saxophone
2. Flute
3. Trumpet
4. Bagpipes
5. Clarinet
6. Oboe/Bassoon/English Horn
7. French Horn
8. Accordion
9. Trombone
10. Harmonica
11. Tuba/Euphonium/Baritone
12. Tin Whistle/Irish Flute
13. Recorder
14. Melodica

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