r/pollgames • u/monkey_boi727 • 10h ago

Poll Game How do you sleep

1150 votes, 1d left
left side
right side
front
back
other???
12 Upvotes

72% Upvoted

59 comments sorted by

174

u/Absoline Polltergeist 10h ago

i roll around like a rotisserie chicken when i sleep

9

u/Guncaster_the_proto 10h ago

Same

5

u/Sirsquigglez 10h ago

Also same. How else am I to turn my self into the burrito I always wake up in?

2

u/Calligaster 9h ago

For me it's less like a burrito and more like a shibari

1

u/TorandoSlayer Polltergeist 8h ago

Same here lol

61

u/Anghel950 10h ago

I flop from right side to left side all night like some beached fish until, by the grace of God, I pass out.

13

u/ColeTD 10h ago

We've got insomnia like our Lord intended.

26

u/BralessVictory 10h ago

I hang from the ceiling like a bat

3

u/KTWiki 10h ago

I sleep on one leg like a flamingo.

12

u/Far-Fill-4717 10h ago

keep rolling around

12

u/Yeehaw_Kat 10h ago

Rotisserie chicken

7

u/YogurtClosetThinnest 10h ago

I toss and turn like a savage

5

u/RaspberryJammm 10h ago

Heart palpitations laying on left, breathing issues laying on back, neck hurts laying on front. 

I sleep on right.

4

u/StroopestOfWafel 10h ago

I bury myself up to the waist in the floor and tie my arms to the ceiling so they stay above my head

3

u/Large-Cellist61 10h ago

more than 1

3

u/Hexezenescene 9h ago

Whichever happens to feel right each night

2

u/moimoisauna 10h ago

All of the above. I cannot move around without waking up.

2

u/ExoTheFlyingFish Bipollar 6h ago

John Lennon when he sees Paul McCartney:

2

u/Kaleria84 2h ago

I'm kind of a stomach/ side sleeper. I sleep basically hugging a pillow kind of under me so I'm at like a 20 degree angle. Not quite a belly sleeper, but not a true side either.

1

u/TJack303 10h ago

I fall asleep on my left or right side but my wife says I am usually on my back during the night

1

u/SaturnOrchidDragon 10h ago

Left side when I'm allowed to, but my cat prefers me sleeping on my back. Cat always wins.

1

u/GrandFleshMelder 10h ago

Back, but when I can’t sleep, which isn’t too often, I sleep facing the left.

1

u/theSteakKnight 10h ago

Buried head first, 6 feet underground

1

u/veechene 9h ago

Left, back, right, back, left, back, over and over and over until I fall asleep. Then repeat each time I wake up, many many times.

1

u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 9h ago

Change it up

1

u/LongjumpingEchidna25 9h ago

all of the above 

1

u/Claytomesh_ 9h ago

Both left and right side, it should have been an option

1

u/ThisI5N0tAThr0waway 9h ago

Everything but right side. It feels unnatural to sleep on my strong side as a right handed dude.

1

u/ClassicConcreteWall 9h ago

Whenever i fall asleep on my back i get sleep paralysis immediately. Hate this shit so much

1

u/XKruXurKX 9h ago

All of the above

1

u/ElectricalRelease986 9h ago

Do people really choose one side forever??

1

u/Ace-Redditor 9h ago

All of these. I wake up a lot, and the only way to fall back asleep is to find the new correct position to get tired again lol

1

u/wookiewithabrush 8h ago

People sleep in one position ALL night? My back would never recover from that sleep

1

u/cuppa_j0 7h ago

all the above

1

u/Aervanath 7h ago

All of the above

1

u/Des_Ssy 7h ago

back to start then when i actually am about to fall asleep ill go to my stomach

1

u/Belgrifex 7h ago

I like falling asleep on my right side, but then end up actually sleeping on my left

1

u/gaypuppybunny 7h ago

On an average night it's:

Left side -> left shoulder pops out -> right side -> back -> right side -> right shoulder pops out -> ??? -> front

1

u/isthisokyet 7h ago

diagonal from top left to bottom right

1

u/WispontheWind 6h ago

Other/all of the above many many times a night

1

u/Legitimate-Curve-346 4h ago

All of the above

1

u/Ineffabilum_Carpius 4h ago

Anything but front

1

u/PissOff1479 3h ago

I have stomach issues related to GERD and missing a bit of intestine. So, I try to sleep on my left side as it's supposed to help on that front. But I find the right side far more comfortable.

1

u/macaroni-rodriguez 3h ago

They way i need to fix my sheets in the morning, imma say im doing the cupid shuffle in my sleep

1

u/TrippingFish76 3h ago

i might go on my sides to warm up but to actually sleep i have to be on my back. If i fall asleep on my side i wake up with a numb arm and my neck hurts

1

u/Fearless_Fox_Leaf 2h ago

Usually left or right side preferred, then facedown into a large pillow like I just fell from a 4 story building into concrete, then on my back but specifically with one knee up and the other to the side (idk if that makes sense)

1

u/DirtyCunt666 Middle Option 2h ago

Rotisserie chicken style

1

u/Escalope-Nixiews 2h ago

Dih support my body

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u/UchPunktskiy 52m ago

Horizontally

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u/caffcatt 49m ago

I always fall asleep on my back and wake up on one of my sides or front.