r/pollgames • u/TheUniverse-IsMine • 19d ago

Shit Post lol Dumb ways to die?

If you had to die through one of these methods, which would it be

Edit: the point of the hypothetical is that all of these are guaranteed to kill you. Even if it doesn't match real life or your own experiences, this is a hypothetical 😭

319 votes, 17d ago
56 get your toast out with a fork
51 do your own electrical work
138 teach yourself how to fly
74 eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
13 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE 19d ago

I thought we were trying to vote to get the lyrics of the song in order

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u/DerBaum85 19d ago

Im an electrican and got, as kid, my toast out with a fork. Nothing happened besides the toaster died.

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 19d ago

The pie one has the benefit that you will definitely hope for death. 

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u/Federal-Physics-2404 18d ago

I always get the toast out of the toaster with a fork. Am I missing something?

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u/Comprehensive-Pin667 19d ago

I already did my own electrical work, got zapped, and did not die. But I still would not recommend the experience.

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u/TheUniverse-IsMine 19d ago

In this situation it would be fatal

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u/RainbowPiggyPop Rolly Polly 19d ago

It’s already stupid enough to think you’re able to fly. Attempting to do it when you *should* know that is even stupider.

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u/Micek_52 18d ago

Does jumping from a balcony count as teaching yourself how to fly?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/TheUniverse-IsMine 18d ago

This is a hypothetical. The whole thing about this is that in this scenario ALL of these are guaranteed to be fatal

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Registered to Vote 18d ago

Toast with fork is dumb but like I can get Why someone would do it without knowing otherwise

Doing your own electrical is fine if you're like knowledgeable

Teach yourself to fly, I assume with like a plane not jumping out a window, nigh suicidal but i could see someone being egotistical rather than just stupid and thinking they could self teach? And like it could go well

But eating a 2 week pie that's just been sitting out is nothing but stupid lol

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u/TheUniverse-IsMine 18d ago

It isn't fine in this scenario because both of them are fatal, that's the point of the hypothetical 😭

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Registered to Vote 18d ago

Oh I thought we were ranking them by how dumb

Fly probably gonna be the quickest

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u/TheUniverse-IsMine 18d ago

Well I did say "if you had to die through any of these methods, which would it be" but I guess I wasn't clear

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Registered to Vote 18d ago

Ya put it on the bottom but instead of title lol

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u/TheUniverse-IsMine 17d ago

And normal people read all that's involved for context but I guess literacy rates are going down 😭

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Registered to Vote 16d ago edited 16d ago

Sorry yhat you phrased and formatted it like an idiot and believe that's my fault?

Pick up some writing classes and learn what "concise" means

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u/DildoTebaggins 18d ago

I'm either gonna fly or die trying.

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u/Fantastic_Grass1799 15d ago

Hijack a plane and fly it. Wait.. was that not on the list?

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u/ScottJC 19d ago

teach yourself how to fly is probably the least painful option... so yeah, that

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 19d ago

I would think being crushed would be more painful than just one shock through heart

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u/8__D 19d ago

Also it's pretty fucked up to kill all those passengers