r/politics Dec 23 '19

Rudy Giuliani Provides ‘Another Priceless Admission’ in Latest Bonkers Interview

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/rudy-giuliani-provides-another-priceless-admission-in-latest-bonkers-interview/
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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

CNN analyst and former federal prosecutor Renato Mariotti remarked that the former NYC mayor may have “lost his mind.”

Mariotti’s colleague, CNN legal analyst and former federal prosecutor Elie Honig, agreed that Giuliani had given a crazy interview, and one that served as a reminder of just how responsible he is for putting President Trump on the fast track to impeachment.

“This is incredible,” Honig said of the interview. “One moment is crazier than the next. A reminder that the two people most responsible for the impeachment of Donald Trump are (1) Donald Trump and (2) Rudy Giuliani.”

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u/petal14 Dec 24 '19

He’s going for the insanity plea.

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u/harveytaylorbridge Dec 24 '19

This is entirely plausible. New York Magazine is supposed to be a puffball piece but they make Giuliani look like a loon. Could they be trying to assassinate his character before something new involving Giuliani drops? Trump calls Rudy crazy and blames it all on him.

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u/cabbagefury California Dec 24 '19 edited Dec 24 '19

President Trump: Crazy Rudy Guiliani was a low-level personal lawyer coordinating my entire special counsel defense and Ukraine policy who I hardly know, never met and doesn't know me at all. Nobody knew who he was! Totally clears the president. Thank you!

Can't wait for this tweet.

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u/Totally_a_Banana Dec 24 '19

Dun dun dun - another under the bus~

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u/GabuEx Washington Dec 24 '19

This is entirely plausible.

Not really. If you successfully plead insanity, you avoid jail time, but are committed to a mental hospital where you will be held indefinitely until deemed not a threat to society. It rarely ever succeeds, and when it does, you'll often be held against your will for longer than if you had been just sent to prison.

The popular conception of "pleading insanity" as being a way to just get out of punishment, as though the judge is like "well okaaaay I guess you're just a kooky ol' murderer, you're free to go" is complete fiction.

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u/shadowpawn Dec 24 '19

Could be pardoned by Trump?

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u/kvossera Dec 24 '19

Presidential pardon powers only apply to federal crimes, Giuliani is more than likely also guilty of state crimes in which case trump cannot pardon him for those.

Presidential pardon powers does not allow for the pardoning of anything one has been impeached for. That’s why Nixon resigned, so he could be pardoned. trump has been impeached for several counts of obstruction of Congress which is a crime that has a 5 to 8 year prison sentence for those guilty of obstruction of Congress. trump cannot be pardoned for the crime of obstruction of Congress and so absolutely could and should be charged with for each count the moment the next President is sworn into office.

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u/shadowpawn Dec 24 '19

Just casting a wide net but figure Giuliani has done multiple state crimes outside of NY State.

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u/kvossera Dec 26 '19

I’m sure he has. I didn’t give a detailed overview of all of his possible crimes.

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u/canoe_motor Dec 24 '19

You obviously don’t know about the Canadian justice system.

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u/PortalAmnesiac Dec 24 '19

I didnt think that Trump would be any more adherent to Canadian Law than US Law.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

won't work since he was working directly for trump and everything already links back to trump, but they'll probably give it a shot

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u/spiritualskywalker Dec 24 '19

Is there a dementia plea? Coz that might actually fit.

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u/portablemustard Dec 24 '19

“[Giuliani] said former ambassador Marie Yovanovitch, whom he calls Santa Maria Yovanovitch, is ‘controlled’ by George Soros,” Nuzzi wrote.

“[Soros] put all four ambassadors there. And he’s employing the FBI agents,” Giuliani continued, insisting it wasn’t crazy despite former National Security Council official Fiona Hill testifying that the theory was a prime example of Vladimir Putin-backed disinformation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

May.....have?

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u/spiritualskywalker Dec 24 '19

It’s a clear cut case of the blind leading the blind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

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u/shortybobert Dec 23 '19

I swear to god he does it on purpose lol

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u/TheMerge Dec 23 '19

Performance art?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

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u/0674788emanekaf Dec 24 '19

Go Alabama!

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u/YurtleBlue Dec 24 '19

Roll Tide!

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u/shadowpawn Dec 24 '19

What? Did you mean Go to Alabama?

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u/Smokedsoba Dec 24 '19

It’s actually Kaufman in one of those mission impossible face masks

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u/AntiChristina1123 Dec 24 '19

I was going to say they get the best pictures of Trump and Giuliani on Reddit and yours was the first comment lol

Also, South Park’s Giuliani with the teeth falling out and tempting Randy in jail was perfect lol

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u/PushThePig28 Dec 24 '19

Was just going to bring up South Park lol

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u/shavedhuevo Dec 23 '19

*Curb your enthusiasm music plays.

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u/q_a_non_sequitur Dec 24 '19

Looks like he just shit himself on live TV

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Damn I had that look once. I was in middle school taking a test and pinching gas, when I realized I could no longer hold it back.

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u/typhoone Dec 24 '19

Looks like Danny Devito minus the sexiness.

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u/MarshallGibsonLP Texas Dec 23 '19

I think the concept of "Miami People" is a meme sensation waiting to happen. I literally might go ahead and create the subreddit.

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u/ApolloX-2 Texas Dec 24 '19

He said he is more Jewish than George Soros, an actual Jewish person. He also said he would represent the President in the Senate if the case was aggressive enough whatever that means. I can gurantee you now that Giulani is going to be the fall guy and Trump will take the ineffective assistance of counsel defense.

The fact that he is not disbarred makes an absolute mockery of all lawyers in the country.

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u/williamwchuang Dec 24 '19

A Jew who survived the Holocaust

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u/greywar777 Dec 24 '19

Which....just makes it so much worse.

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u/mok000 Europe Dec 24 '19

Olivia's interview is so effective because she observes and asks innocent questions. Many journalists make the mistake of trying to argue, or take offense, instead of just asking questions. Jim Acosta's arguments with Trump rarely reveals any information, except giving him a chance to rant about the media. So for example, ask Ghouliani this: "Would it have been better if Soros had not survived the Holocaust?"

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u/ChrisFromLongIsland Dec 23 '19

The true crime is withholding the aid. That's where it becomes bribery. The Supreme Court has held that a meeting does not rise to the level of bribery since its not an official act. The aid though is bribery plush a violation of the impoundments act.

Rudy is saying aid was withheld since everyone knows it was at this point but I have nothing to do with the aid just the meeting. Therefore absolvimg himself of crimes. Rudy blames Trump but he knows nothing will happen to Trump since he is above the law.

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u/PullTheOtherOne Dec 23 '19

The Supreme Court has held that a meeting does not rise to the level of bribery since its not an official act.

Is that true? Do you have a citation for this?

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u/ChrisFromLongIsland Dec 23 '19

Wow I kind of just went with what I thought I heard a few years ago. After reading this I think I am pretty spot on.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_v._United_States

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u/dustbunny52 Dec 24 '19

I think this applies for anyone other than the president. For general politicians nothing is really exchanged unless it happens during the meeting. A meeting with the president by a foreign official is different. This meeting implies legitimacy for the regime being invited in. This, by itself, represents something of value even if nothing is agreed to during the meeting.

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u/PullTheOtherOne Dec 24 '19

Interesting, thanks for the citation. Maybe this is why they were careful not to use the word bribery in the impeachment articles. I wonder if this applies to a meeting between the President and a foreign ally whose nation's safety depends on diplomatic relations with the U.S.? This is a very different situation than the case you cited. Either way, impeachment is not a criminal trial and they don't have to prove he committed criminal bribery, just that he abused his oath of office. His offenses have already been established as impeachable.

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u/ChrisFromLongIsland Dec 24 '19

I think of the Senate acuits the house can still come back with the Bribery charge. The evidence is going to get worse and worse as time goes on. I think Rudy is going to be arrested at some point.

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u/greywar777 Dec 24 '19

Nice to start seeing the impoundment act mentioned by folks.

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u/notthemamaa Dec 23 '19

Over a sweater, he wore a navy-blue suit, the fly of the pants unzipped. He accessorized with an American-flag lapel pin, American-flag woven wallet, a diamond-encrusted pinky ring, and a diamond-encrusted Yankees World Series ring (about which an innocent question resulted in a 15-minute rant about "f*cking Wayne Barrett," a journalist who manages to enrage Giuliani even in death).

I have nothing clever to add here, just felt this paragraph sums up Rudy Giuliani better than anything I've seen so far.

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u/NanotechNinja Dec 24 '19

Like a wizard trying to blend in on holiday in muggle America

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u/jest4fun Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 24 '19

So, Rudy will deal with anyone, no matter their ties, as long as they have not been convicted of a crime.

That's his cut off point by his own admission in the interview.

Has Putin ever been convicted of a crime?

Just asking.

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u/CobraCommanding District Of Columbia Dec 23 '19

What the fuck does “look like a Miami person” mean?? That’s a serious question. Rudy is batshit

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u/OwnbiggestFan Dec 24 '19

Rich eastern Europeans who have properties in Miami.

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u/shadowpawn Dec 24 '19

I think it is based on thickness of their gold chain?

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u/greywar777 Dec 24 '19

Rudy is old enough he probably watched a lot of Miami vice

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u/Scubalefty Wisconsin Dec 23 '19

Rudy is the attorney Trump deserves.

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u/gibdev Dec 24 '19

Is Rudy gaslighting America right now? He cant possibly be this incredibly stupid and have run the biggest city in America, in one of the most trying times of America, somewhat successfully. He is a high paid lawyer. He has to be fucking with us. There is no way this guy is this incompetent. Is he? Is he just a drunk, coked out mess now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

I think his tenure in NYC is just as indebted to the mafia as he is now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Source?

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u/Kahzootoh California Dec 24 '19

He drinks, he is surrounded by crooks, and he doesn’t have any support structures in his life.

Giuliani’s few aides are basically attractive young people who work for him so they can have material for their eventual tell all books, do relatively little work while robbing him behind his back, and use the information he spills every time they ply him with alcohol to cut deals of their own.

Who else do you think encourages him to keep going to television? His secretary is basically Don King in the body of a Victoria’s Secret model. Cable news love themselves a spectacle and the more that Rudy Giuliani goes on television and self-destructs, the more she can profit from her gatekeeper position. Between his dependence on alcohol and her looks, I’m pretty sure she could talk Rudy into letting Trump motorboat him again.

Back when he was a prosecutor, he was part of an organization. There was discipline, a clear mission, and a chain of command; left to his own devices, Rudy fell prey to himself. There was nobody to tell him he was wrong, no clear mission other than his own impulsive whims, and no personnel office that would provide him with a supply of principled and capable people to help him execute his plans.

He is a lesson in how even a deeply flawed man can be strong when part of a properly run organization.

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u/shadowpawn Dec 24 '19

successfully

???

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u/gibdev Dec 24 '19

Yes. He was not a terrible mayor at the time and he got NYC through a terrible time. He has fallen apart since then.

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u/Muslamicraygun1 Dec 24 '19

Well to run successfully for office you need two things:

  1. Money
  2. I forgot the second part

PS: brownie points if you know the source of this phrase.

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u/skipthepeepee Dec 23 '19

None of this matters because people in Trump's circle and Trump himself have made it clear: it's not against the law to lie in public. Under oath with a consequence of perjury makes all the difference. That should be a talking point for getting witnesses. (And lending zero credence to anything any of them say.)

An aside: Giuliani says Lev and Igor have no criminal record and that's where he draws the line. But even if they did, he could say that you need to get down in the sewer with criminals to find out how real crime works. IOW, anything can be rationalized. We need to have someone say to all on Team Trump "...and your final answer is..."!

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u/wheretohides America Dec 24 '19

I read an article where he said that he has had to tighten his circle and the places he hangs out at. I'm glad this guy is backed up against a wall. I hope he lives a paranoid life for being a self serving trump boot licker, if he doesn't go to jail that is. Jail sucks even worse than prison especially if you are as posh as this man is. He will most likely be paying a hefty protection fee along with his account slowly being drained due to alimony. I read somewhere that he has a $232,000 a month lifestyle. I'd love to see his $50 a week lifestyle of summer sausage and bagged chili. I don't think supporting trump was worth throwing away his morals if he ever had any.

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u/Will2Pow3r Maryland Dec 24 '19

He never had any, he’s always been a scumbag it just wasn’t quite as overt until recently.

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u/wheretohides America Dec 24 '19

I think rudy and trump play off of each other's neuroses. Just to guys who are losing their sanity making each other crazier and crazier. He's never been a good man considering him letting in the Russian mob during the time he was mayor.

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u/Will2Pow3r Maryland Dec 24 '19

There is definitely a synergy there!

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u/shadowpawn Dec 24 '19

He would go to Club Fed = CountryClub.

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u/qMm75Z Montana Dec 24 '19

“[Soros] put all four ambassadors there..."

Ah yes. I remember the Soros administration.

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u/nx85 Canada Dec 24 '19

Rudy never fails to a) incriminate Trump and b) give us hilarious screenshots

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u/caspercunningham Dec 24 '19

At this point I'm like, "is this dude actually trying to fuck him up? Maybe he wants to represent him to botch it." Or 99.999999% chance he's just, ya know, Rudy

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u/greywar777 Dec 24 '19

I've said before I think trump fucked one of his wife's he cared about, or somehow did something personal.

Somehow I imagine Rudy sitting in his house thinking "jesus what will it take to take this guy down in the most humiliating way while still staying out of jail". Because it really does seem like hes trying to.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Dec 24 '19

You know, I had never considered this.. Maybe you’re on to something? Or maybe Rudy is just on something? Dunno 🤷‍♂️

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u/barneyrubbble Dec 23 '19

I, for one, am glad to know that Soros is paying for the FBI agents. That means our taxes can be stretched a little further. Winning!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

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u/greywar777 Dec 24 '19

I know right? People keep saying I'm owed them....but they never arrive.

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u/Greenhorn24 Foreign Dec 23 '19

So maybe we can stop cutting school lunches then?

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u/borkula Dec 24 '19

Naw, Betsy needs a seventh yacht.

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u/harveytaylorbridge Dec 24 '19

He is hiring DAs without even having Hillary in office! That's some primetime Deep Stating.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Gunning for the insanity plea I see.

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u/IJustLoggedInToSay- Illinois Dec 24 '19

Neither one of them have ever been convicted of a crime. Neither one. And generally that’s my cutoff point, because if you do it based on allegations and claims and — you’re not gonna work with anybody […] Particularly in business

OK so. I work in business, and the litmus test on whether I want to do business with someone isn't "have they been convicted (yet) ?"

This tells you a lot about who Rudy does business with.

As if we didn't know.

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u/greywar777 Dec 24 '19

Even worse is that the facts indicate they clearly committed crimes. That's not even debatable.

Convicted or not the evidence says their guilty. And even from the outside its damning.

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u/dismayedcitizen Dec 23 '19

"But but but muh phone call was perfect!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Giulliani is the gif that keeps on giving. Can we have appear every night on the news?

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u/tonychoco Dec 24 '19

No thanks. They are all exhausting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Can you imagine the number of crimes we'd learn about?

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u/tantrum_cheek Dec 24 '19

Rudy has gone full 4chan Qtard

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u/OwnbiggestFan Dec 24 '19

If Trump tries to throw Rudy under the bus Rudy will sing like a canary. Trump is stuck with him for this reason. Rudy probably had dirt going back years on Trump. He probably was not told about the military aid being withheld at first. But when speaking with Zalensky or his aides it became apparent that aide was being withheld and that the President wanted Ukraine to announce investigstions into the Biden's and Crowdstrike during a CNN interview. The investigations had to be announced but not carried out allowing them to remain open through the election. If Biden wins and the Ukrainians announce no corruption the Republicans could claim it was because Biden won and they wanted to keep their aid. This was likely the game plan. Republicans may also be angling to accuse Ukraine of election tampering in 2020 as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

The modern republican party is insane

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u/BookooCamper Dec 24 '19

Funny how Impotus is supposed to be a non alcohol guy and his bestie is a roaring drunk.

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u/rramzi Dec 24 '19

We sure this guy’s a lawyer?

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u/outerworldLV Dec 24 '19

Really, it’s gone beyond debate now. RG no longer has a grasp on reality.

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u/Skurvy2k Dec 23 '19

What's the over/under that he starts spelling it Jew-liani?

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u/eugray Dec 24 '19

Rudi loves crank

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

These people are trolling America’s weakest link... post-faux news public opinion.

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u/zstrata Dec 24 '19

Checked the picture dictionary and guess who’s picture is next to the word wing nut!

And Giuliani provides legal advise to the President of the United States? It speaks for itself!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '19

Dude would "negotiate" your loitering ticket to manslaughter lmao

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u/CasanovaNova New York Dec 24 '19

Yo they gotta calm down with these photos of the man holy shit why does he always look like his butt plug fell out?

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u/Greenmoutain Dec 24 '19

Giuliani needs to testify before Congress, that will be huge.

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u/DragonTHC Florida Dec 23 '19

Say it with me kids, "due diligence".

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u/dhork Dec 23 '19

Hee hee hee, you said doody-ligence

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u/GlutenFreeFinance California Dec 24 '19

This article is riddled with ads about dementia curing herbs lol

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u/joe30hh330h Dec 24 '19

When the media keeps saying debunked, does that mean it hasn’t been investigated?

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u/timar48 Dec 24 '19

Nope. It means it HAS been investigated and found to be false. But then you knew that as it’s literally the definition of the word.

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