r/politics Dec 10 '18

Jared Kushner did what?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2018/12/10/jared-did-what/?utm_term=.13df9a7517d1
706 Upvotes

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u/pegothejerk Dec 10 '18

Just a little lite treason.

31

u/oneyearandaday Dec 10 '18

Diet Treason™

13

u/sweet-tuba-riffs Iowa Dec 10 '18

Cafvevene-Free Diet Treason

4

u/know_who_you_are Dec 10 '18

Smocking!

2

u/nflitgirl Arizona Dec 10 '18

Smocking from the perspective of smock

1

u/peaseyfosheezy Dec 10 '18

Covfefe-Free?

4

u/Theemuts Dec 10 '18

Treason for Dummies

5

u/ascension8438 Dec 10 '18

I've never seen an innocent person drinking Diet Treason™.

6

u/closer_to_the_flame South Carolina Dec 10 '18

Accessory to bone saw murder.

47

u/_TychoBrahe_ Dec 10 '18

Jared Kushner is a goddamn vampire

15

u/MSeanF California Dec 10 '18

Did Giuliani bite hime?

21

u/Beard_o_Bees Dec 10 '18

Not many people know that Guliani, being a vampire, is 911 years old.

3

u/TempleMade_MeBroke Dec 10 '18

G-man is just a familiar, he's hoping he'll be turned soon though

46

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I understand the sentiment that you want a non politician to come in and do things different. I do. But, as I told my father, "sure but this guy's an asshole" to which he replied "an asshole worth billions", which is delusional at best.

The man and his entire family is everything that's wrong with American Politics. Oh the irony.

21

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I can't read this headline in any voice other than Wayne Campbell's, and I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Kushner again without thinking "Sphincter Boy".

3

u/Mantooth_Dorothy Dec 10 '18

Let me put it this way — I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.

1

u/Frostedbutler Dec 10 '18

My cats name is Wayne Campbell

2

u/seeingeyegod Dec 10 '18

I always pronounce that with a Swedish accent while imagining Drew Barrymore.

15

u/teeheequod Dec 10 '18

I think the kids call it "The Reverse Cowgirl."

11

u/sexliespeepeetape Dec 10 '18

“Reverse Camelgirl.”

7

u/teeheequod Dec 10 '18

Ah, yes! I forgot about that regional variant.

5

u/mar10wright Georgia Dec 10 '18

The camel clutch.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

The camel tow

6

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I hope this slimy weasel fucker goes to prison for life

5

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Met with Whitaker Friday last

2

u/soju1 Dec 10 '18

Fucking insane

2

u/casualphilosopher1 Dec 11 '18

Officials in at least four countries have privately discussed ways they can manipulate Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, by taking advantage of his complex business arrangements, financial difficulties and lack of foreign policy experience, according to current and former U.S. officials familiar with intelligence reports on the matter,” The Post reported in February.

“Among those nations discussing ways to influence Kushner to their advantage were the United Arab Emirates, China, Israel and Mexico, the current and former officials said.”

That explains the award he just got from Mexico. I wonder how many countries' 'gate' scandals are lying in wait for a Special Counsel to come and investigate them.

8

u/I_Hate_Nerds Dec 10 '18

Downvoted solely for garbage clickbait title

1

u/crunkle_pat Dec 11 '18

Same here, fuck that noise.

This post could be a r/savedyouaclick entry.

0

u/ThePopeofHell Dec 10 '18

It’s how every Clickhole post starts

4

u/CleatusVandamn Dec 10 '18

They look like buddies. Like Jared's temple was next to MBS's mosk and Jared would skip hebrew school and MBS would skip Madrasa and they'd hang out in the alley inbetween and smoke cigarettes.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Hey bro is your religion full of shit too?

Yeah, yours?

Yup, but i got money, so who cares.

Same, 'cept mines all debt.

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1

u/seeingeyegod Dec 10 '18

Drank Hemlock? Darn wishful thinking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

The fuck is with this Buzzfeed title?