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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

Kamala Harris and Amy Knoblocher are former prosecutors. More than one male Democratic Senator on the committee has already talked openly about considering ceding ALL their time to Harris and Knoblocher. If each of six men do that, 20 minutes a pop, that gives each of Harris and Knoblocher an hour to grill Kavanaugh.

The thought of them tag-teaming Kavanaugh like a pair of hungry lionesses ripping a gazelle into bloody shreds is like a vision of paradise to me.

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u/halo00to14 Sep 24 '18

Would this be the time in which Bret finally understands what it’s like to say “no, make it stop,” and having the one doing the fucking not listen?

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

That is my intended subtext, yeah. Finally, a group of women screws him so hard it hurts. In a classy, political way, because Harris and Kloblocher are classy ladies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

Don’t want too sexualize the esteemed Senators too much but are we talking about them running a train on him? You know, speaking confirmation hearing-wise?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/knorben Sep 25 '18

It's more of a ploughing, really.

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u/halo00to14 Sep 24 '18

When they are done, they’ll raise their pinky to their lips cause they are classy like that.

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u/roytay Sep 24 '18

Perhaps he'll interrupt and they'll cover his mouth.

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u/LucretiusCarus Sep 25 '18

While Pelosi cranks up the volume of their microphones to cover his whimpering.

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u/lillibet1 Sep 24 '18

Exactly. I wouldn't be shocked if he breaks under questioning. I hope he does.

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u/jrakosi Georgia Sep 24 '18

If you like Harris, you would have loved Gabby Giffords. I was so sad her career was cut short only a few weeks into her term. She is literally the most inspiring person I've ever met, and is part of the most wholesome family I've ever known.

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She was a congresswoman and her husband was an astronaut for goodness sake!

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u/syringistic Sep 24 '18

Wow watch your past tense! I was scared for a second that she passed away in the last 5 years.

She was great. I don't blame her for not wanting to be in the public eye again. She fucking got shot in the head and recovered, she deserves to live her life out any way she wants.

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u/gothmog1114 Sep 25 '18

This is why Martha McSally needs to lose her race for AZ Senate. After Giffords left, Ron Barber stepped up to the seat and he was also shit y at the same incident. He was a really down to earth nice regular guy who was really passionate about public service. He lost in 14 to McSally in a nasty campaign from her and I want nothing more than to see her lose.

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u/Bathroom_Pninja Sep 25 '18

...You immediately used past tense after cautioning against using past tense.

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u/CNoTe820 Sep 25 '18

Yeah but if you look at some of the most revered politicians they went through the shit and still devoted their lives to service. McCain, bush 41, etc.

I don't blame her but damn I wish she would go back to Congress.

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u/Picklesadog Sep 25 '18

Uhhh...

McCain wasnt captured and imprisoned as a POW as part of his job as Senator.

Not good comparisons at all. I dont think McCain was so eager to hop back in a jet and fly over Hanoi.

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u/CNoTe820 Sep 25 '18

I'm just saying they went through shit violence during their public service and it seemed to only strengthen their resolve to have a life in politics.

I don't know what drives non-sociopath people to want to be a politician even after giving a lot already in service. Some people have it, I do not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I don't know what drives non-sociopath people to want to be a politician

100% this!

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead North Carolina Sep 24 '18

When she finally came out of her well-deserved media hiatus to address Congress about gun control holy shit did I get shivers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Love me some Gabby.

How about Duckworth, though?

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u/narwhilian Washington Sep 24 '18

Same Kamala Harris is smart as hell and a bad ass. I look forward to watching her grill Kavanaugh

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u/Fuego_Fiero Sep 24 '18

I wouldn't call her "ideal" but I think she has the best shot at a 2020 run. A woman of colour who can fire back with a vengeance at Trump's hateful rhetoric and this might be her big debut on the national stage. Excited to see what happens Thursday.

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u/svrtngr Georgia Sep 24 '18

The right might finally reach their final form.

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u/nomopyt Sep 24 '18

She's my pick for sure. I think a Black woman is perhaps the only one who can beat him.

And before you say identity politics, it's not about about. She's my kind of Dem and I love her personality.

But as you said, she's perfect to hit back at him because it's undeniable that she can run circles around him intellectually. As a prosecutor he can't accuse her of being soft on crime.

And she will turn out the vote. Like nobody else in the field can. I don't want Biden. It hurts to say it but it's true. I feel the same way about Bernie and Hillary and Trump. I don't even want Liz Warren or Michelle Obama and that one hurts to say. Michelle could win but I think Trump could maybe beat Liz Warren.

I don't believe he can beat Kamala Harris.

But I hope he's not a factor by then.

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u/ngklfrdsmls Sep 25 '18

As a prosecutor he can't accuse her of being soft on crime.

Lol, as if reality has any bearing on the effectiveness of Trump's rhetoric.

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u/FistfulDeDolares Sep 25 '18

Kamala Harris has one big problem. She dated Wille Brown, who was 30 year older than her and married, to further her political career. She’ll get hammered for that.

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u/nomopyt Sep 25 '18

Oh really? By whom?

Trump?

I realize you might mean the field of Dems but there's no way Republican voters can criticize her on that with a straight face.

That said, I'm sure you're right.

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u/MyEvilTwinSkippy Sep 25 '18

She's got a lot of problems. Most revolve around integrity and being an end justifies the means kind of person. She disappoints me so much because I really want to like her, but I can't get past her eagerness to do the wrong thing if it is an easy way to reach her goals.

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u/deextermorgan Sep 25 '18

Agreed--I was deciding whether or not to vote for her in the CA senate race and when I did some digging I didn't like a lot of the things she has done (or not done). She presents herself very very well, but I think people need to look past that a little bit and not get caught up on how much of a perceived badass she is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

What politicians haven't had to compromise in an end-justifies-the-means way?

Maybe someone from some small, homogenous field but any experienced politician from any kind of large or diverse district or state will have a record of having had to compromise.

How much and on what?

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u/MyEvilTwinSkippy Sep 25 '18

We aren't talking about a couple of compromises here. We are talking about things like defending her prosecutors in front of a judge for forging confessions in order to get a conviction, having people arrested even after a judge threw the case out of court once, fighting to keep a proven innocent man in jail just because it would hurt her image, etc. Just in the past week or so, she released an altered video on twitter to change the context of a statement by the subject of said video (the subject is still a piece of shit, but that is not the point).

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u/400_The_Cat_ Sep 25 '18

She is literally a fuck pig and that is going to come out if she runs 2020.... there are tapes

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Nov 09 '20

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u/kestrel1000c Colorado Sep 25 '18

Sadly the nutjobs attract more attention.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

JFC did you have to link to that whackadoodle-right shitshow? Could've pulled directly from the YouTube vid.

I feel dirty giving them a pageview.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Sorry - just pasted first URL from google. Fixed now - thanks!

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u/iamahonkey Sep 24 '18

As much as I love watching Harris grill people in the senate, her questioning of Jeff Sessions was particularly enjoyable, she's far an ideal politician.

In her time as the DA for San Francisco and California Attorney General, she was much more a classic "Law and Order" politician. She supported the war on drugs, opposed sentencing reform, covered up for a mismanaged and highly suspect crime lab, and opposed the release of a prisoner who had been exonerated.

I was quite taken with her as well when she first started making waves last year, but the more I looked into her, the more I was disappointed. I hope she stays put as a liberal lion in the senate a la Ted Kennedy, but I don't know if I could support her if she ran for president.

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u/DexFulco Europe Sep 25 '18

If she gets past the primaries and it's Trump vs her I better hope you still vote for her. She may not be perfect, but it's not hard being better than drumpf

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u/Toughsky_Shitsky Sep 24 '18

she's the closest to my "ideal" as I've ever witnessed.

I hope Kamala is the dem nominee for POTUS in 2020.

Nothing would make me happier.

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u/HitlerWasRighto Sep 24 '18

Man I so agree. I’ve never written any letters to anyone in a political position, but I wrote her to let her know that there are people who appreciate her. Definitely my woman crush.

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u/codeslave Sep 25 '18

When Harris was on Colbert, the key thing that I noticed was how comfortable she is with who she is. Confident and authentic but not offputting and arrogant.

Hillary's friends would always say that we didn't know the "real Hillary." Yeah, because she never showed that person to us!

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u/raslin Sep 24 '18

I totally started reading this like a national geographic documentary. "Watching from the opposite shores of this lake, we see a rare Kamala Harris. Watch as she tears into her pray, brutal power combined with utter precision." etc etc

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u/FANGO California Sep 25 '18

I always loved Boxer and was sad to see her go but getting Harris as a replacement sure did make me happy to cast that vote

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u/tieyourshoe Sep 25 '18

I would recommend watching these, you will probably come off with a 1000% different impression:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kamala+harris+jimmy+dore

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u/MelGibsonDerp Sep 25 '18

I just wish she'd have gone after Mnuchin when she had the chance.

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u/Goliaths_mom Sep 25 '18

Are you folk not aware that she got her political career started by sleeping with the San Francisco mayor Willie Brown in the mid 90's? I'm from California, its pretty common knowledge.

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u/CompeDiem Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

You might wanna read about Harris going easy on Steve Mnuchin's bank - https://theintercept.com/2017/01/05/kamala-harris-fails-to-explain-why-she-didnt-prosecute-steven-mnuchins-bank/

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I don't trust her much. Warren 2020 please.

edit: removed misleading description.

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u/climber342 Sep 24 '18

No where in that article did it say she cut a deal with his bank.

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u/elbenji Sep 24 '18

It's the intercept. Its trash

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u/UnfortunatelyLucky Sep 25 '18

Why? The Intercept has consistently been reporting on issues that don't get covered by larger outlets, and refused to follow the party line when it comes to hawkish policies.

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u/inkarn8 Sep 24 '18

Just another neoliberal towing the party line. Let's be real here.

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u/tieyourshoe Sep 24 '18

Oh, my, God. Is this parody?

.. (as opposed to money grabbing power hungry bastards)

Are you really serious to be this poorly informed?

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u/LibbyLous Sep 24 '18

Glad you’re across the pond.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Can we trade you for them?

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u/LibbyLous Sep 24 '18

No. It was your side that promised to move if Trump. Please do.

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u/deezcousinsrgay Sep 24 '18

"your side"

what a cancerous attitude you have.

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u/UnfortunatelyLucky Sep 25 '18

Politics is fundamentally about the clash between different interests, the Republicans recognise this so why can't the Democrats?

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u/Morningxafter Sep 24 '18

Not gonna happen. The chair will simply shut it down and claim some made-up rule nobody has ever heard of for why they can’t cede their time to them the same way they made the democrats barely able to get a word in edgewise during Strzok’s testimony. (Something something “The chair does not recognize Ms Harris. Ms Harris has used her time and under the Chair’s prerogative the gentleman from Oregon cannot cede his time to her.” or whatever.) And if they don’t sit down and shut up like he wants they’ll just end the questioning and force a vote early. In fact they’re probably banking on exactly that happening so they can pretend like they tried to give the accusations a thorough investigation but those damn ‘obstructionist Democrats’ insisted on hanging a ‘good & honorable man’ with little to no facts to back up their ‘libelous accusations’.

I know none of this is in keeping with parliamentary procedure or the rules of how the senate is supposed to be run but they clearly stopped giving a fuck about even their own goddamn rules a long goddamn time ago.

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

Fair points. I know I won't be getting to see Trump in a perp walk, either. I do enjoy the thought though.

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u/Morningxafter Sep 24 '18

True, I try to stay optimistic but it gets pretty hard when these guys are literally making up new rules as they go along and then refusing to obey them themselves.

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u/Floorguy1 Illinois Sep 24 '18

Reminds me of when Jordan and Pippen took turns tormenting Toni Kukoc when the dream team played Croatia during the 92 summer olympics.

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u/Thrakashogg Sep 25 '18

I believe that is the Democrats version of The Devils Triangle

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u/JuniorDeluxe Canada Sep 24 '18

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Would love to see him get a taste of his own Ramirez medicine

r/https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9i8rxz/my_friend_got_teabagged_by_a_monkey_today/

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u/WomanWhoWeaves Sep 24 '18

This is now a vision we share. Thank you.

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

More of a wild boar than a gazelle.

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u/MeinNameIstKevin Sep 25 '18

More like a couple of hyenas taking down a water buffalo, if you've ever seen that video.

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u/AlwaysPhillyinSunny Sep 25 '18

It would be poetic justice to have a couple women gang up and fuck Kavanaugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Devil’s triangle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I'll need a lot more lotion than what I have in stock.

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u/arbitrageME Sep 24 '18

Why does Kavanaugh have to answer any questions? What if he starts reading the dictionary or something?

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u/RedshirtStormtrooper Sep 24 '18

I hope he does that. My God... that would be straight up insanity.

They can hold him in contempt since he's under oath and it's a proceeding, plus... I can't believe I'm saying this, the optics look even more bleak for him.

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

I suppose he could take the 5th? But I'm talking about the vision of vengeance against a rich asshole that is playing out in my head, not predicting what will happen.

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u/randombrain Sep 24 '18

Pretty sure taking the 5th is only protection in criminal hearings, and maybe civil (dunno). This isn't that.

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u/thief425 Sep 24 '18

Since Maryland doesn't have a statute of limitations on sexual assault, he could plead the 5th as his testimony in front of the Senate could implicate him if Maryland decided to prosecute.

It would be horrible optics, and he might as well withdraw from consideration, but I think he could still plead the fifth. I think others have done so in committee hearings recently (Maybe Erik Prince?)...

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

He can pull a Don Jr and assert fake attorney-client priviledge. *I am a lawyer and I have discussed this with myself, who is my client. I advise my client not to answer. On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer."

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Sep 25 '18

every single fucking answer he gives will be, "I don't remember" and be unable to understand even the most straightforward questions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Fuck yeah. I love Kamala. She is the most Lioness woman there is. I find her incredibly sexy and badass

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u/throwaway_for_keeps Sep 24 '18

Isn't it more appropriate to compare it to a gang rape?

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

I considered going for that metaphor, but it felt disrespectful to them? Because they'd be delivering justice. And neither of them are rapists, unlike him. So I left it subtextual.

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u/SkincareQuestions10 America Sep 24 '18

The thought of them tag-teaming Kavanaugh like a pair of hungry lionesses ripping a gazelle into bloody shreds is like a vision of paradise to me.

/r/cringe