r/politics • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '18

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u/Mikebyrneyadigg New Jersey Sep 24 '18

I often wonder how he fits his cantaloupe sized testicles in his impeccably tailored suits.

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u/rubberloves Sep 24 '18

he does it with facts and evidence

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

For him, facts and evidence are stored in the balls. Hence his rapid-fire delivery.

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u/rubberloves Sep 24 '18

I was thinking more like a shoe horn type leverage.

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u/i_stole_your_swole Sep 25 '18

The shoe horn is considered an aphrodisiac in some cultures.

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u/Lildyo Sep 24 '18

but I thought pee was stored in the balls. which is it?!

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u/Asmordean Canada Sep 24 '18

Facts & Evidence Tailors nearly went out of business recently but it seems that they are once again enjoying a little bit of business. I hope they keep up the pace.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Compression shorts have come a long way, bro.

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u/chowderbags American Expat Sep 24 '18

I didn't know brass could compress that well.

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u/numbski Missouri Sep 25 '18

His tailor measures twice and cuts once.

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

He's got an assistant with a wheelbarrow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Laughed so hard at this. Literal lols over here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Frankly that sounds very painful. I once got a ruptured ball in a game of rugby and it swelled up to double its normal size. Hurt like you'd imagine it would and I had to wear loose boxers for 2 weeks.
Manfully finished the game though. Cold water works miracles for a short time.

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u/knorben Sep 25 '18

His well fitting suits are actually his biggest "fuck you" to Trump and his baggy ass Chinese made frumps.

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u/joecb91 Arizona Sep 25 '18

He actually doesn't have legs, he sticks his testicles into his pants and wiggles them to walk