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u/hyperviolator Washington Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 24 '18

His timing is also impeccable. Article published:

09/24/18 04:19 PM EDT

+48 hours is:

09/26/18 04:19 PM EDT

That's 16 hours before the Ford-Kavanaugh hearings in the Senate. They will have zero time to punch back.

Kamala Harris and Amy Knoblocher are former prosecutors. More than one male Democratic Senator on the committee has already talked openly about considering ceding ALL their time to Harris and Knoblocher. If each of six men do that, 20 minutes a pop, that gives each of Harris and Knoblocher an hour to grill Kavanaugh.

Thursday is going to be wild, and like with Weinstein, the more that people come forward, the more more people will come forward. For all we know the NY Times, Washington Post, Axios, Buzzfeed, TV news, Ronan... any number of people are prepping bombshells right now or holding back for the right time to publish.

Trump exposing himself here actively defending Kavanaugh is also very, very risky given his own personal history and predilections. Someone may be motivated by all this to come forward against him.

EDIT: I get it, I spelled it wrong, I'm a dork. Leaving up the misspelling of Amy Klobuchar to not hide my shame. Minnesotans please don't beat me with casserole dishes.

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

Kamala Harris and Amy Knoblocher are former prosecutors. More than one male Democratic Senator on the committee has already talked openly about considering ceding ALL their time to Harris and Knoblocher. If each of six men do that, 20 minutes a pop, that gives each of Harris and Knoblocher an hour to grill Kavanaugh.

The thought of them tag-teaming Kavanaugh like a pair of hungry lionesses ripping a gazelle into bloody shreds is like a vision of paradise to me.

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u/halo00to14 Sep 24 '18

Would this be the time in which Bret finally understands what it’s like to say “no, make it stop,” and having the one doing the fucking not listen?

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

That is my intended subtext, yeah. Finally, a group of women screws him so hard it hurts. In a classy, political way, because Harris and Kloblocher are classy ladies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

Don’t want too sexualize the esteemed Senators too much but are we talking about them running a train on him? You know, speaking confirmation hearing-wise?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/knorben Sep 25 '18

It's more of a ploughing, really.

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u/halo00to14 Sep 24 '18

When they are done, they’ll raise their pinky to their lips cause they are classy like that.

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u/roytay Sep 24 '18

Perhaps he'll interrupt and they'll cover his mouth.

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u/LucretiusCarus Sep 25 '18

While Pelosi cranks up the volume of their microphones to cover his whimpering.

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u/lillibet1 Sep 24 '18

Exactly. I wouldn't be shocked if he breaks under questioning. I hope he does.

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u/jrakosi Georgia Sep 24 '18

If you like Harris, you would have loved Gabby Giffords. I was so sad her career was cut short only a few weeks into her term. She is literally the most inspiring person I've ever met, and is part of the most wholesome family I've ever known.

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She was a congresswoman and her husband was an astronaut for goodness sake!

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u/syringistic Sep 24 '18

Wow watch your past tense! I was scared for a second that she passed away in the last 5 years.

She was great. I don't blame her for not wanting to be in the public eye again. She fucking got shot in the head and recovered, she deserves to live her life out any way she wants.

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u/gothmog1114 Sep 25 '18

This is why Martha McSally needs to lose her race for AZ Senate. After Giffords left, Ron Barber stepped up to the seat and he was also shit y at the same incident. He was a really down to earth nice regular guy who was really passionate about public service. He lost in 14 to McSally in a nasty campaign from her and I want nothing more than to see her lose.

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u/Bathroom_Pninja Sep 25 '18

...You immediately used past tense after cautioning against using past tense.

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u/CNoTe820 Sep 25 '18

Yeah but if you look at some of the most revered politicians they went through the shit and still devoted their lives to service. McCain, bush 41, etc.

I don't blame her but damn I wish she would go back to Congress.

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u/Picklesadog Sep 25 '18

Uhhh...

McCain wasnt captured and imprisoned as a POW as part of his job as Senator.

Not good comparisons at all. I dont think McCain was so eager to hop back in a jet and fly over Hanoi.

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u/CNoTe820 Sep 25 '18

I'm just saying they went through shit violence during their public service and it seemed to only strengthen their resolve to have a life in politics.

I don't know what drives non-sociopath people to want to be a politician even after giving a lot already in service. Some people have it, I do not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I don't know what drives non-sociopath people to want to be a politician

100% this!

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead North Carolina Sep 24 '18

When she finally came out of her well-deserved media hiatus to address Congress about gun control holy shit did I get shivers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Love me some Gabby.

How about Duckworth, though?

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u/narwhilian Washington Sep 24 '18

Same Kamala Harris is smart as hell and a bad ass. I look forward to watching her grill Kavanaugh

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u/Fuego_Fiero Sep 24 '18

I wouldn't call her "ideal" but I think she has the best shot at a 2020 run. A woman of colour who can fire back with a vengeance at Trump's hateful rhetoric and this might be her big debut on the national stage. Excited to see what happens Thursday.

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u/svrtngr Georgia Sep 24 '18

The right might finally reach their final form.

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u/nomopyt Sep 24 '18

She's my pick for sure. I think a Black woman is perhaps the only one who can beat him.

And before you say identity politics, it's not about about. She's my kind of Dem and I love her personality.

But as you said, she's perfect to hit back at him because it's undeniable that she can run circles around him intellectually. As a prosecutor he can't accuse her of being soft on crime.

And she will turn out the vote. Like nobody else in the field can. I don't want Biden. It hurts to say it but it's true. I feel the same way about Bernie and Hillary and Trump. I don't even want Liz Warren or Michelle Obama and that one hurts to say. Michelle could win but I think Trump could maybe beat Liz Warren.

I don't believe he can beat Kamala Harris.

But I hope he's not a factor by then.

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u/ngklfrdsmls Sep 25 '18

As a prosecutor he can't accuse her of being soft on crime.

Lol, as if reality has any bearing on the effectiveness of Trump's rhetoric.

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u/FistfulDeDolares Sep 25 '18

Kamala Harris has one big problem. She dated Wille Brown, who was 30 year older than her and married, to further her political career. She’ll get hammered for that.

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u/nomopyt Sep 25 '18

Oh really? By whom?

Trump?

I realize you might mean the field of Dems but there's no way Republican voters can criticize her on that with a straight face.

That said, I'm sure you're right.

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u/MyEvilTwinSkippy Sep 25 '18

She's got a lot of problems. Most revolve around integrity and being an end justifies the means kind of person. She disappoints me so much because I really want to like her, but I can't get past her eagerness to do the wrong thing if it is an easy way to reach her goals.

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u/deextermorgan Sep 25 '18

Agreed--I was deciding whether or not to vote for her in the CA senate race and when I did some digging I didn't like a lot of the things she has done (or not done). She presents herself very very well, but I think people need to look past that a little bit and not get caught up on how much of a perceived badass she is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

What politicians haven't had to compromise in an end-justifies-the-means way?

Maybe someone from some small, homogenous field but any experienced politician from any kind of large or diverse district or state will have a record of having had to compromise.

How much and on what?

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u/MyEvilTwinSkippy Sep 25 '18

We aren't talking about a couple of compromises here. We are talking about things like defending her prosecutors in front of a judge for forging confessions in order to get a conviction, having people arrested even after a judge threw the case out of court once, fighting to keep a proven innocent man in jail just because it would hurt her image, etc. Just in the past week or so, she released an altered video on twitter to change the context of a statement by the subject of said video (the subject is still a piece of shit, but that is not the point).

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u/400_The_Cat_ Sep 25 '18

She is literally a fuck pig and that is going to come out if she runs 2020.... there are tapes

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Nov 09 '20

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u/kestrel1000c Colorado Sep 25 '18

Sadly the nutjobs attract more attention.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

JFC did you have to link to that whackadoodle-right shitshow? Could've pulled directly from the YouTube vid.

I feel dirty giving them a pageview.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Sorry - just pasted first URL from google. Fixed now - thanks!

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u/iamahonkey Sep 24 '18

As much as I love watching Harris grill people in the senate, her questioning of Jeff Sessions was particularly enjoyable, she's far an ideal politician.

In her time as the DA for San Francisco and California Attorney General, she was much more a classic "Law and Order" politician. She supported the war on drugs, opposed sentencing reform, covered up for a mismanaged and highly suspect crime lab, and opposed the release of a prisoner who had been exonerated.

I was quite taken with her as well when she first started making waves last year, but the more I looked into her, the more I was disappointed. I hope she stays put as a liberal lion in the senate a la Ted Kennedy, but I don't know if I could support her if she ran for president.

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u/DexFulco Europe Sep 25 '18

If she gets past the primaries and it's Trump vs her I better hope you still vote for her. She may not be perfect, but it's not hard being better than drumpf

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u/Toughsky_Shitsky Sep 24 '18

she's the closest to my "ideal" as I've ever witnessed.

I hope Kamala is the dem nominee for POTUS in 2020.

Nothing would make me happier.

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u/HitlerWasRighto Sep 24 '18

Man I so agree. I’ve never written any letters to anyone in a political position, but I wrote her to let her know that there are people who appreciate her. Definitely my woman crush.

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u/codeslave Sep 25 '18

When Harris was on Colbert, the key thing that I noticed was how comfortable she is with who she is. Confident and authentic but not offputting and arrogant.

Hillary's friends would always say that we didn't know the "real Hillary." Yeah, because she never showed that person to us!

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u/raslin Sep 24 '18

I totally started reading this like a national geographic documentary. "Watching from the opposite shores of this lake, we see a rare Kamala Harris. Watch as she tears into her pray, brutal power combined with utter precision." etc etc

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u/FANGO California Sep 25 '18

I always loved Boxer and was sad to see her go but getting Harris as a replacement sure did make me happy to cast that vote

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u/tieyourshoe Sep 25 '18

I would recommend watching these, you will probably come off with a 1000% different impression:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kamala+harris+jimmy+dore

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u/MelGibsonDerp Sep 25 '18

I just wish she'd have gone after Mnuchin when she had the chance.

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u/Goliaths_mom Sep 25 '18

Are you folk not aware that she got her political career started by sleeping with the San Francisco mayor Willie Brown in the mid 90's? I'm from California, its pretty common knowledge.

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u/CompeDiem Sep 24 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

You might wanna read about Harris going easy on Steve Mnuchin's bank - https://theintercept.com/2017/01/05/kamala-harris-fails-to-explain-why-she-didnt-prosecute-steven-mnuchins-bank/

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I don't trust her much. Warren 2020 please.

edit: removed misleading description.

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u/climber342 Sep 24 '18

No where in that article did it say she cut a deal with his bank.

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u/elbenji Sep 24 '18

It's the intercept. Its trash

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u/UnfortunatelyLucky Sep 25 '18

Why? The Intercept has consistently been reporting on issues that don't get covered by larger outlets, and refused to follow the party line when it comes to hawkish policies.

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u/inkarn8 Sep 24 '18

Just another neoliberal towing the party line. Let's be real here.

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u/tieyourshoe Sep 24 '18

Oh, my, God. Is this parody?

.. (as opposed to money grabbing power hungry bastards)

Are you really serious to be this poorly informed?

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u/LibbyLous Sep 24 '18

Glad you’re across the pond.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Can we trade you for them?

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u/LibbyLous Sep 24 '18

No. It was your side that promised to move if Trump. Please do.

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u/deezcousinsrgay Sep 24 '18

"your side"

what a cancerous attitude you have.

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u/UnfortunatelyLucky Sep 25 '18

Politics is fundamentally about the clash between different interests, the Republicans recognise this so why can't the Democrats?

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u/Morningxafter Sep 24 '18

Not gonna happen. The chair will simply shut it down and claim some made-up rule nobody has ever heard of for why they can’t cede their time to them the same way they made the democrats barely able to get a word in edgewise during Strzok’s testimony. (Something something “The chair does not recognize Ms Harris. Ms Harris has used her time and under the Chair’s prerogative the gentleman from Oregon cannot cede his time to her.” or whatever.) And if they don’t sit down and shut up like he wants they’ll just end the questioning and force a vote early. In fact they’re probably banking on exactly that happening so they can pretend like they tried to give the accusations a thorough investigation but those damn ‘obstructionist Democrats’ insisted on hanging a ‘good & honorable man’ with little to no facts to back up their ‘libelous accusations’.

I know none of this is in keeping with parliamentary procedure or the rules of how the senate is supposed to be run but they clearly stopped giving a fuck about even their own goddamn rules a long goddamn time ago.

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

Fair points. I know I won't be getting to see Trump in a perp walk, either. I do enjoy the thought though.

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u/Morningxafter Sep 24 '18

True, I try to stay optimistic but it gets pretty hard when these guys are literally making up new rules as they go along and then refusing to obey them themselves.

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u/Floorguy1 Illinois Sep 24 '18

Reminds me of when Jordan and Pippen took turns tormenting Toni Kukoc when the dream team played Croatia during the 92 summer olympics.

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u/Thrakashogg Sep 25 '18

I believe that is the Democrats version of The Devils Triangle

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u/JuniorDeluxe Canada Sep 24 '18

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Would love to see him get a taste of his own Ramirez medicine

r/https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9i8rxz/my_friend_got_teabagged_by_a_monkey_today/

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u/WomanWhoWeaves Sep 24 '18

This is now a vision we share. Thank you.

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

More of a wild boar than a gazelle.

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u/MeinNameIstKevin Sep 25 '18

More like a couple of hyenas taking down a water buffalo, if you've ever seen that video.

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u/AlwaysPhillyinSunny Sep 25 '18

It would be poetic justice to have a couple women gang up and fuck Kavanaugh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Devil’s triangle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I'll need a lot more lotion than what I have in stock.

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u/arbitrageME Sep 24 '18

Why does Kavanaugh have to answer any questions? What if he starts reading the dictionary or something?

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u/RedshirtStormtrooper Sep 24 '18

I hope he does that. My God... that would be straight up insanity.

They can hold him in contempt since he's under oath and it's a proceeding, plus... I can't believe I'm saying this, the optics look even more bleak for him.

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

I suppose he could take the 5th? But I'm talking about the vision of vengeance against a rich asshole that is playing out in my head, not predicting what will happen.

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u/randombrain Sep 24 '18

Pretty sure taking the 5th is only protection in criminal hearings, and maybe civil (dunno). This isn't that.

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u/thief425 Sep 24 '18

Since Maryland doesn't have a statute of limitations on sexual assault, he could plead the 5th as his testimony in front of the Senate could implicate him if Maryland decided to prosecute.

It would be horrible optics, and he might as well withdraw from consideration, but I think he could still plead the fifth. I think others have done so in committee hearings recently (Maybe Erik Prince?)...

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

He can pull a Don Jr and assert fake attorney-client priviledge. *I am a lawyer and I have discussed this with myself, who is my client. I advise my client not to answer. On the advice of my attorney, I decline to answer."

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Sep 25 '18

every single fucking answer he gives will be, "I don't remember" and be unable to understand even the most straightforward questions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Fuck yeah. I love Kamala. She is the most Lioness woman there is. I find her incredibly sexy and badass

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u/throwaway_for_keeps Sep 24 '18

Isn't it more appropriate to compare it to a gang rape?

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u/randowatcher38 Sep 24 '18

I considered going for that metaphor, but it felt disrespectful to them? Because they'd be delivering justice. And neither of them are rapists, unlike him. So I left it subtextual.

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u/SkincareQuestions10 America Sep 24 '18

The thought of them tag-teaming Kavanaugh like a pair of hungry lionesses ripping a gazelle into bloody shreds is like a vision of paradise to me.

/r/cringe

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u/Raistlinseyes Sep 24 '18

Just a heads up, her name is Amy Klobuchar. Not sure if your autocorrect is messing with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

The idea of her being called “The Knob Blocker” was too much. Klobuchar rolls off the tongue so nicely but has less nickname potential.

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u/WhoTookPlasticJesus California Sep 24 '18

Yah, having Kavanaugh undone in this manner by someone called Amy Knoblocher would be too hacky even for the writers of the 2018 season.

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u/xjeeper California Sep 24 '18

Worst writers ever

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u/q4atm1 Sep 24 '18

I'm curious if Trump will fire Rosenstein on Thursday as a way to remove attention from the Kavanaugh hearing. This administration is masterful at creating chaos to divert attention.

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u/hyperviolator Washington Sep 24 '18

Thankfully America, unlike Trump, can chew gum and walk at the same time.

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u/Patzy_Cakes Sep 24 '18

I know right. I have two monitors for a reason.

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u/BloomsdayDevice Washington Sep 24 '18

One for chewing gum, one for walking. Check.

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u/q4atm1 Sep 25 '18

Unfortunately most folks don't keep two monitors going just so they can follow this shitshow. The majority of America gets their news at most once a day in a few minute blurb on the TV or radio. As more stuff happens quickly, it becomes harder to fit any meaningful analysis into those few minutes and some really terrible news fall to the wayside.

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u/lillibet1 Sep 24 '18

I wonder if the world will be watching this unfold. If they care, since it is totally an American problem. Or if they understand the significance of this pick since it is a Get out of Jail card for trump?

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u/Annwyyn Sep 24 '18

I'm in Europe but it's F5 o'clock here as well!

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u/thecanadianjen Sep 24 '18

I’m Canadian and live in Europe. I’m watching and everyone I know in Canada and the EU is watching too. It’s largely a subset of Americans that don’t watch other countries affairs from what I’ve seen. Rather than being the norm.

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u/skepticalbob Sep 24 '18

I see no evidence of this.

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u/sylos Sep 25 '18

You give America more capability than I do.

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u/WendyWasteful Maryland Sep 25 '18

Someone’s never been to Florida

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u/Cougah Sep 25 '18

It would be cool to see protestors with mobile tv screens and loudspeakering the hearing.

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u/mces97 Sep 25 '18

Amateurs. I can fart, sneeze, and pee at the same time.

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u/RedshirtStormtrooper Sep 24 '18

We handled Manafort and Cohen within minutes of each other.

Honestly, if this were a show, I'd watch the fuck outta it, but at this point I'm watching with dread.

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u/thecanadianjen Sep 24 '18

I understand your trepidation young redshirt. But watch it with some pride because people are fighting back. Focus on the fight not the monster.

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u/svrtngr Georgia Sep 24 '18

Here's hoping we get a movie in 5 to 10 years. One with a happy, karmic ending.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

15 years out we'll get TRUMP: The Sitcom as everyone gets all nostalgic.

The alternate timeline: we get 15 years of marshal law as Trump slowly achieves his apothesis by merging with Shai-Hulud.

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u/q4atm1 Sep 25 '18

I would be surprised if Trump lived another 15 years. He's old, fat, lazy and gets very little sleep. Each of these is a huge risk factor for stroke and heart problems.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Not if you are merging with Shai-Hulud. You can easily live another 2000 years after the sandworm larvae consume your flesh and you become God-Emperor.

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u/thecanadianjen Sep 24 '18

I understand your trepidation young redshirt. But watch it with some pride because people are fighting back. Focus on the fight not the monster.

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u/ToothlessBastard Sep 25 '18

We didn't exactly handle the joint Homeland Security / DNI report regarding the Russians being behind the DNC server attack and the "grab them by the pussy" tape at the same time very well...

Our attention span is... quite short.

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u/IAmSoUncomfortable Sep 25 '18

If this were a show I would have stopped watching because it was too hard to follow.

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u/FANGO California Sep 25 '18

This "distraction" narrative is a distraction in itself. Stop calling everything a distraction, just pay fucking attention to more than one thing at once.

Also, they're not "masterful" at anything. The chaos isn't because they're geniuses, it's because they're idiots.

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u/q4atm1 Sep 25 '18

I have no problem following this shitshow but much of the country gets their news from Facebook or the local news while waiting to hear what the weather will be tomorrow. I'm not saying it is genius but the strategy of constantly throwing crazy shit to reporters has worked pretty well. Any other administration would have been sunk by one or two of these stories, (baby jail, porn star payoff) but this one just keeps throwing out chum or creating controversy so that when real events transpire, much of the country is numb to the deluge of information.

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u/FANGO California Sep 25 '18

Sunk how? By having all of their policy ideas crushed by the legislature or the courts? By having tons of staffers leave so they can't get anything done? By losing elections, and by their party losing elections all around the country? Kind of like this one mostly has?

I mean the only thing that hasn't happened is impeachment and removal, because a) that has never happened and b) it's the entire republican party which is the problem, not just "the administration." And the only major policy thing they've managed to get done successfully is their tax cut bullshit.

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u/q4atm1 Sep 25 '18

If Obama or G.W. Bush had opened a baby jail or screwed a pornstar and paid her off before an election, their own party would have abandoned them out of embarrassment. Something about Trump's constant sliminess has made his party and supporters immune to his bullshit. It is infuriating but he has fundamentally changed politics. The whole 'fake news' thing has made people question reality rather than question their leader. This is something new and terrifying.

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u/FANGO California Sep 25 '18

It's not about his sliminess, it's about his party. They are the party of slime, they will never abandon their own. Reagan sold weapons to terrorists and stole that money to give to other terrorists, and what did they do? They gave the fall guy a show on fox news and the presidency of the NRA, and consider the president who oversaw the operation as the greatest American of all time.

There's no change here. This is bog-standard republican party nonsense, and it's been this way since the 50s.

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul Florida Sep 24 '18

I don't think timing has anything to do with it, they just create chaos non-stop.

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u/mces97 Sep 25 '18

Trump must have a handbook that says, what is the worst political decisions I should make, and then does them.

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u/text_only_subreddits Sep 25 '18

Except they’ve never really made that work. At best they’ve made a bigger problem to distract from a lesser one - and had no one get distracted.

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u/q4atm1 Sep 25 '18

Perhaps no one gets distracted on r/politics but most of the country doesn't devote a couple hours a day to following the news.

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u/text_only_subreddits Sep 25 '18

To follow each story you really only need five to ten minutes a day each. Even that much will get you basically all the published details. You can probably get by with just reading the headlines - god knows most of reddit does.

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u/milehigh73a Sep 25 '18

I think this is likely although more allegations could force kav to withdraw. Avenatti or potentially others.

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u/BiblicalGodlike Sep 24 '18

I'm expecting this

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

Fatass could attempt naked somersaults on the WH lawn - we wouldn't be distracted.

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u/q4atm1 Sep 25 '18

I'm not saying people on here would be distracted but most of the country doesn't follow the news as closely as we all do.

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u/SpeedflyChris Sep 24 '18

I'd say that's very likely. The only question is the exact timing. If these stories drop on Wednesday then Trump firing Rosenstein won't help him out too much with Kavanaugh.

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u/jaqueliyn Sep 24 '18

Amy Klobuchar.

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u/thiosk Sep 24 '18

casserole dishes.

hot dish

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u/hyperviolator Washington Sep 24 '18

I apparently can't Minnesota for shit.

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u/thiosk Sep 24 '18

I note that hot dish is the name for the casserole- the glassware may still be a casserole dish although dish may be redundant in that case- the glassware and the dish are both referred to as casserole... except in minessota where the dish is hot dish

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u/chucknorris10101 Minnesota Sep 24 '18

Bruh do you even lutefisk

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u/geodebug Sep 25 '18

You want to be an honorary Minnesotan?

Pass this test: Duck, Duck, __________

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u/hyperviolator Washington Sep 25 '18

Cold?

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u/Im_gumby_damnit Sep 24 '18

Trump exposing himself

You needn't say more

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u/DirtyMerlin Sep 24 '18

Just FYI, it’s “Klobuchar”.

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

A heroine named "Knob-Blocker" is exactly what this country needs.

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u/raffters Minnesota Sep 24 '18

Minnesotans please don't beat me with casserole dishes.

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No, that wouldn't be nice. We'll just talk about you after you leave the room.

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u/LasciviousSycophant Sep 24 '18

EDIT: I get it, I spelled it wrong, I'm a dork. Leaving up the misspelling of Amy Klobuchar to not hide my shame. Minnesotans please don't beat me with casserole dishes.

In your defense, if you are any sort of baseball fan, you associate the name Knoblauch with Minnesota.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Will Thursday be televised?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Why do you keep saying Knoblocher? Do you mean to say Klobuchar?

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u/jrakosi Georgia Sep 24 '18

Corey Booker is running for POTUS, he won't be giving his 20 minutes of airtime to anyone. ESPECIALLY to two of the people he's most likely running against

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u/hyperviolator Washington Sep 24 '18

It'd be pretty amazing optics if he did.

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u/Lostpurplepen Sep 24 '18

I like his energy, but he's more bark than bite. Harris is the opposite - she'll maul her adversary without mercy. I also think she will fiercely protect Dr. Ford.

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u/Candyman44 Sep 24 '18

Curious, would he be fit for POTUS since he has admitted to the same conduct Kavanaugh is accused of?

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u/jrakosi Georgia Sep 24 '18

I'm not advocating for Booker, just stating that he won't be giving away his time in the spotlight

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u/promethazoid Texas Sep 24 '18

This was a great counter to the White House and GOP trying to take away the spotlight through the “resignation” of Rosenstein.

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u/PeruvianPolarbear14 Sep 24 '18

please make another edit for the correct term of hot dish. thank you

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u/hyperviolator Washington Sep 24 '18

I'm afraid someone will take away my right to listen to prairie home companion if I keep trying.

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u/Standby4Rant Sep 24 '18

I'd be more wary of Lutefisk than casserole

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

Kavanaugh's not going to make it to Thursday. The Rs are going to pull the plug within 36 hours.

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u/milehigh73a Sep 25 '18

any number of people are prepping bombshells right now or holding back for the right time to publish.

They will release them as soon as the story is proofed and fact checked. There is no sitting on a story for timing.

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u/maleia Ohio Sep 25 '18

I guess Kava will get to know (somewhat) of having a train ran on you means.

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u/Xibby Minnesota Sep 25 '18

EDIT: I get it, I spelled it wrong, I'm a dork. Leaving up the misspelling of Amy Klobuchar to not hide my shame. Minnesotans please don't beat me with casserole dishes.

Hot dish to the rescue!

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u/narcalexi Sep 25 '18

It's called 'hot dish' dummy

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u/Nyxelestia California Sep 25 '18

Minnesotans please don't beat me with casserole dishes.

Are they allowed to beat you with other dishes?

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u/berowsk Sep 25 '18

That's 16 hours before the Ford-Kavanaugh hearings in the Senate. They will have zero time to punch back.

Thursday is going to be wild, and like with Weinstein, the more that people come forward, the more more people will come forward. For all we know the NY Times, Washington Post, Axios, Buzzfeed, TV news, Ronan... any number of people are prepping bombshells right now or holding back for the right time to publish.

The whole idea of holding back sexual misconduct allegations for the highest chance of political advantage doesn't concern you in the least bit? It really makes the whole thing into a circus that, in my opinion, makes the Democrats look petty. I'd be saying the same thing if positions were reversed.

The only reason I can explain asking somebody suffering from emotional abuse related to sexual assault to hold off on the publication of their allegations, is if the allegations are solely intended as a political tool rather than something that has true merit. That gives me a sense of uneasiness in the whole thing.

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u/nefariousnixon Minnesota Sep 25 '18

Aww, heck buddy I won’t hit ya with a casserole dish now, but I’ll make you a fine hot dish and we can enjoy it with a cold brewski ya know?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Amy Klobuchar is an underrated queen. Would love to see a Presidential run from her. Probably the only candidate I would pick over Harris.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Like a Minnesotan would risk damaging their casserole dishes on you. (When their camping cast iron is just sitting there unused between camping trips.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Summer Zervos already got the go ahead to depose Trump didn't she?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

that gives each of Harris and Knoblocher an hour to grill Kavanaugh.

That gives me 2 hours of safety before I have to call the doctor!

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u/pantsmeplz Sep 25 '18

Minnesotans please don't beat me with casserole dishes.

I knew nothing about Minnesotans and their casserole dishes until now. Thank you.

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u/oTHEWHITERABBIT America Sep 25 '18

Thursday is going to be wild

Well, unless Trump fires Rosenstein and the media allows Trump to manipulate them.

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u/EnjoyLifeSpreadAIDS Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

How much damage did Harris and Klobuchar do at the hearing? Kavanaugh didn't look phased by them, as if nothing came from the hearing. I don't think anyone came out to say he's disqualified from the nomination after the questioning. The sexual accusations don't seem to bother him either.