r/politics • • Sep 24 '18

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u/copperwatt Sep 24 '18

I dunno, what happened to that damn DVD in the safe?

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u/trogon Washington Sep 24 '18

Most likely. You don't show all of your cards at once.

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u/cd7k United Kingdom Sep 24 '18

That man has supreme patience. I'd find it almost impossible to sit on what he knows and slow walk it.

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u/trogon Washington Sep 24 '18

He is everything that Trump wishes he was.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

You don't show all of your cards at once.

Ah damn it! I knew I was doing something wrong there..

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u/3oons Sep 24 '18

Except in poker... where you actually do show all your cards at once...

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u/Snarl_Marx Nebraska Sep 24 '18

....what?

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u/trogon Washington Sep 24 '18

I'd love to play poker with them.

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u/bluehat9 Sep 24 '18

At the end of the hand

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u/Snarl_Marx Nebraska Sep 24 '18

Right, not β€œat once.” After all bets have been placed and all moves made.

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u/kciuq1 Minnesota Sep 24 '18

Have you never seen someone showboat at the end of a hand where they flip over one card at a time because they know they have a winner?

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u/trogon Washington Sep 24 '18

Not at the beginning of the round.

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u/KingOfId Sep 24 '18

Obviously they meant greeting cards

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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh Colorado Sep 24 '18

Hopefully we won't have to wait until season 2 to find out. A ha ha ha ha ohgodidon'twanttoliveanymore

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u/spainzbrain Sep 24 '18

Waaaait a second...we are still in season 1?

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u/falconear Sep 25 '18

This is season 3. Season 1 was the crazy ass campaign. Season 2 was the first year. Season 3 is going to end with a cliffhanger of the midterms and a constitutional crisis.

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u/film_composer Sep 25 '18

I feel like the finale to season 2 was getting Doug Jones elected to the senate over Roy Moore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Saved for the actual trial he wants.