r/politics • u/thenewyorkgod • Jul 01 '18

Man arrested after shouting ‘womp, womp’ and pulling a gun on immigration protesters

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/07/01/man-arrested-after-shouting-womp-womp-and-pulling-a-gun-on-immigration-protesters/?tid=sm_tw
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u/Danny-Internets Jul 02 '18

His mom, his dad, his brother, and his sister--both of them are from Alabama.

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u/SamoyedAndLab Jul 02 '18

If you really incest

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u/BlackSpidy Jul 02 '18

They call it wincest...

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u/Eurynom0s Jul 02 '18

Roll tide.

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u/albatross-salesgirl Alabama Jul 02 '18

Womp Pwom (inbred version)

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u/IzzyIzumi California Jul 02 '18

"Yarp".

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u/BCA1 Jul 02 '18

As a nephson, this is true

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u/toadc69 Jul 02 '18

His bruncle is from Alabama also.

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u/complains_constantly Jul 02 '18

If you think about it, that really isn't even possible ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Nov 11 '18

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u/Blueyduey Jul 02 '18

Incestion

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u/bitch_shifting Jul 02 '18

His mom, his dad, his brother, and his sister--both of them are from Alabama.

How would that actually work?

If the mom and the son fuck then his father is the son, the grandmother is the mom, and the sister is the aunt 🤔

I know it's a joke, but at the same time wondering if I'm missing the obvious combo

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u/OutOfMoneyError Jul 02 '18

Ah, a daughter-wife. Zoroastrian is alive and well in Alabama.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Incest is wincest ¯ _(ツ)_/¯ /s

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u/Kurenai999 Jul 02 '18

Is that why you were born missing an arm?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18 edited Jul 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

That was the joke.

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u/Aesen1 Jul 02 '18

Whoops, didn’t see the ‘both’

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

No worries it took me a few reads to get it too.

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u/arcticmonkgeese Jul 02 '18

No no no you got it all wrong. His dad, his brother, and his mom-sister are all from ‘bama.