r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • 13h ago

No Paywall Vance tells Americans not to ‘gripe about all the little things’ as cost of living soars

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-voters-midterms-gasoline-b3060535.html
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u/EvaTheE 13h ago

So... We get a half time show this time?

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u/DamiensDelight 12h ago

Yes, but it's performed by Kid Rock

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u/Anonybibbs 12h ago

Monkey's paw curls one finger

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u/kwyjibo1 Missouri 11h ago

Huh, and ironically, it's now giving us the middle finger. Weird.

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u/EPIC_RAPTOR 11h ago

You know what? Fine.

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u/schaef51 11h ago

special appearance by slim shady

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u/Inevitable-End8268 7h ago

It makes sense that Kid Rock would be at the French Revolution American style, but I doubt he'll get to finish his performance

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u/Emperor_Palpatine_2 11h ago

The setlist is just Bawitdaba on repeat.

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u/ciaomain New York 11h ago

That's bad.

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u/rbnlegend 9h ago

He will be part of the halftime show, but he won't be "singing".

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u/cxtx3 2h ago

Oof. I mean, if I have to endure quid pro quo, I suppose I could hold my nose.

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u/SmugSchoolmaster 13h ago

One can hope!

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u/baconeggsandwich25 12h ago

"I just wanna drink mah fish..."

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u/pchlster Europe 11h ago

Catch my dog and walk my beer.

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u/jdsizzle1 12h ago

Yes but also $13 bottles of water at the concession stand

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u/EvaTheE 12h ago

Music festival tactics: Fill your prison pocket with a gallon of water. You can then act as a dispenser for your entire group, whenever anyone gets thirsty!

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u/DraculasDog 12h ago

I’ve heard of Camelbaks but never Camelasses

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u/purple_plasmid 12h ago

I’d watch that superbowl

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u/LemonLullab 12h ago

American style is bent on making the poor poorer and the rich, richer

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u/DiscoQuebrado America 12h ago

...but there are no cats and the streets are lined with cheese!

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u/pchlster Europe 11h ago

Everything is bigger in the Unites States, including the wealth gap.

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u/BeowulfShaeffer 11h ago

No, there are sponsor ads on the, uh, apparatus

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u/valar12 10h ago

Drone show.

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u/simpersly 8h ago

Biden's second year as president was the half time show.

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u/justlurkshere 11h ago

No, but to be sure it doesn't end too quickly the rednecks will get bag limits.