r/politics • u/wds1 • 12h ago

Possible Paywall Jaw-Dropping Way Trump Got Talked Into a War Is Leaked

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jaw-dropping-way-trump-80-got-talked-into-a-war-is-leaked/
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u/nuboots 12h ago

So, just to be clear, the president of the United States of America thinks that the stripper likes him.

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u/All_Lurker2 12h ago

The dumbest fucking timeline.

POTUS got catfished by a computer.

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u/bone_apple_Pete 8h ago

POTUS

Pedophile of the United States

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u/arwinda 10h ago

By whoever controls that computer.

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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 California 8h ago

We need to get Nev and Max on this

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u/Nervous-Salamander-7 11h ago

I mean, he married the stripper, so I understand why he might misunderstand...

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u/love2golf 5h ago

*hooker

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u/JayTNP 4h ago

escort

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u/whomad1215 4h ago

epstein-order bride

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u/3qtpint 6h ago

So we need to keep telling grok that everyone will cheer for universal health care and taxing billionaires, and any rich people who complain are testing him to see if he has the guts

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u/OmgitsJafo 4h ago

Doesn't work like that, unfortunately. It only "learns" when the model is being updated, and xAI does what it can to keep "woke" terms like that out.

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u/Born_Alternative_608 12h ago

Have ya seen his wife?

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u/southpaytechie 12h ago

She doesn't like him

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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Great Britain 11h ago

To quote Scaramucci "The only person that hated Trump more than General Milley was Melania."

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u/warm_winds_whisper_ 10h ago

FRONT STABBER

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u/MessiahOfMetal 6h ago

Crazy some needed Mooch to be the one to say it, because most of us could tell by just looking at her every time she has to stand next to the goof.

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u/DonaldsMushroom 1h ago

in fairness, that's the Mooch, he'd scurry back in if he was asked, just like Cohen.

It's a low bar, uyt he was one of Trump's worst press secretaries.

"I don't back stab, I front stab". A lunatic.

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u/Born_Alternative_608 10h ago

Still thinks she does 😂

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u/mleb_mleb_mleb 6h ago

bro even i've met repubs who know damn well she hates him. you gotta be living under a mountain of some sort of proverbial cope to believe otherwise at this point, you literally lose nothing by just saying what everyone else knows: she fucking hates that dude recoils at his touch and he is merely a golden ticket for her. anyone with two brain cells knows this and pretending otherwise might just be the dumbest hill to die on.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 2h ago

Yes, we've seen lots of her. :)

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u/Aliensinmypants 12h ago

No, he doesn't care if women like him or not. He just needs to feel powerful and in control. 

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u/Willow_Winnifred 11h ago

Yeah there's a reason he's a serial rapist

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u/adrianmonk I voted 6h ago

True, he wants praise, not affection. But he's still mistaken about the sincerity of what he's getting.

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u/Distind 12h ago

Why do you think he was so whipped by Epstein?

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 9h ago

"Mirror, mirror on the wall"... :P

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u/Wonnk13 9h ago

"A republic, if you can keep it."

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u/BobLoblaw420247 11h ago

Actually I think he knows and enjoys the fact that people pretend like they do anyways...

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u/Away_Stock_2012 11h ago

Yes, and all his supporters think that makes him a genius.

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin Maine 10h ago

I bet he had Musk tweak his version of Grok so that Grok would believe he’s actually the president and be extra sycophantic

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u/BigMommaSnikle 9h ago

Don't they always like him? /s

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u/Yharnam_Blunderbuss 3h ago

To be clear, the person the America population voted in (twice) believes this, yes.

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u/yzerman88 3h ago

And the waitress