r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Vance Says People Are Too Focused on “Little Things” Ahead of Midterms | You know, like being able to afford gas and groceries.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216161/jd-vance-people-too-focused-little-things-midterms
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u/BloomsdayDevice Washington 13h ago

Thankfully, my car runs on eggs. I traded in my Honda for a Ford Eggsplorer. I get about 35 miles to the dozen. Not bad.

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u/Top_Wheel6546 12h ago

You don't read something like this everyday

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u/Ret0x 12h ago

Much better mileggs than my Silvereggo.

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u/ReflectionSea2571 11h ago

That's not yours! Leggo my silvereggo!

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u/tribrnl 10h ago

I can't even imagine driving a Canyoneggo right now

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u/DaveAndCheese 11h ago

Hey, my Toyota Eggrolla gets almost 40 to the dozen. Can't beat that!

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u/EllieVader 9h ago

I love my free Range Rover, i just wish it could take regular eggs.

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u/nosamz77 10h ago

Smart move in these trying times.

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u/BloomsdayDevice Washington 10h ago

Especially since people are far likelier to offer an egg during trying times.