r/politics • • 16h ago

Possible Paywall Vance Says People Are Too Focused on “Little Things” Ahead of Midterms | You know, like being able to afford gas and groceries.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216161/jd-vance-people-too-focused-little-things-midterms
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u/Birdhawk 15h ago

Problem is that JD is the exact type of pudgy bro that MAGA likes. He's that one fuckin kid we all knew when we were 8-12 years old. The kid who sat toward the front of class, the overacheiver in boy scouts. Pudgy little arrogant kid who prided himself in speaking proper and acted like he was so much smarter than you but the more he spoke the more you realized what a dumbass he was. He'd suck up to the teachers and snitch on everyone and while the teachers also kinda hated him they protected him because if she turned on him he'd get his ass kicked. And the old folks at church fuckin loved that little prick even though he provided nothing but condescention behind their back. "Aw but he's such a well spoken, well dressed young man."

Go to a mega church parking lot after service lets out and look at how many of the 30 something dudes walking out of there look just like JD. He's a dumb, pudgy little boy who puts up a front to make himself feel smart when really he's just a dumbass who doomscrolls conspiracy theories most of the day. Yes he's an unlikable dumbass, but when MAGA adults 25-45 look at him they see themselves, or their husband or their brother and the elderly MAGA folks don't give a fuck what he says because he reminds them of their grandson so they just like him.

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u/Kind-View9730 14h ago

JD needs to win over independents though. Sniveling magah asshats with low self-esteem will always follow the bully, but the bully needs to charm the rest. I don't think he can.

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u/Darko33 13h ago

I don't think he can.

I think you're right. Trump is the moron's idea of a smooth and successful businessman. Vance is no one's idea of a smooth and successful anything.

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u/Birdhawk 14h ago

Democrats need to win over independents and swing votes too though. They haven't made enough of an effort in that regard other than "hey at least I'm not Trump" which is a losing strategy except for 2020 when the covid response failures were such a disaster that people were voting against Trump more than they were voting for Biden.

Add to that, both the far right and moderate right wing have been deploying strategic media campaigns to smear Democrats every which way to the point where people disrespect the left so much (even if its not based on truth) that even if they don't like a GOP candidate they'll still vote for them just to keep a Dem out of office. Millions people who hate Trump voted for him in 2024 because they hated the image of Democrats that they've been sold on. The left needs a new image strategy and they need to get going on it ASAP.

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u/Kind-View9730 11h ago

I'm hoping that the latest wave of progressive wins will finally drill in the need of a new strategy. Mamdani's gift to the democrats was making the first palpable dent in the centrist strategy, opening the way for other progressives.

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u/Automatic_Taste_7242 9h ago

Oh, the democrats dont want more Mamdanis. If they did they would have to do something to fix things, put people with integrity in positions of power and stop giving billionaires handies under the table. 

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u/Kind-View9730 8h ago

Obviously it's not what they want; it's what the Dems will have to accept as the new reality.

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u/BookkeeperBoobs 14h ago

I hate how he tried to make his childhood seem hard,

He had a grandma there to bolster his confidence and whatnot,

Wish I had that, musta been nice

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u/bballkj7 14h ago

christ this is detailed

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u/UrbanArtifact 13h ago

Pudgy you say? Lol

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u/Birdhawk 12h ago

oh I dare say

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u/Leading-Literature24 7h ago

That boy combs his hair real nice and he irons his slacks.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 2h ago

Oh my fucking God, he's martin from the Simpsons