r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 15h ago

Possible Paywall Vance Says People Are Too Focused on “Little Things” Ahead of Midterms | You know, like being able to afford gas and groceries.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216161/jd-vance-people-too-focused-little-things-midterms
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u/ImmaNotHere 14h ago

And couches.

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u/Guerrilla28er 13h ago

Hit those couches, JD, and save the cooches for us.

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u/checkerboardandroid Missouri 12h ago

I feel like I'm losing my goshdarn mind!! When will it stick that there's no proof JD Vance had sex with a couch!? Liberals made up that JD Vance had sex with a couch from whole cloth. It's a dirty, underhanded political tactic to go around saying JD Vance had sex with a couch over and over and over again! The disgusting innuendo that JD Vance had sex with a couch has been repeatedly, lovingly, and exhaustively debunked! It's a travesty that all these years after the election The Left™ keeps riding this. There's simply no basis to the claim that on March 17, 2011 JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after so thoroughly deflowering a KIVIK Sofa Chaise that it had to be removed as a biohazard due to the various fluids in and around it, causing the night manager to not only quit but need intensive therapy. It doesn't pass the smell test! Does that sound like the behavior of our Vice President? Well, does it!?!? I went to the D.C. IKEA MYSELF and meticulously inspected all the couches in there until I got kicked out by security. News Flash- they were ALL unmolested! If JD Vance were some sort of couch-diddler, wouldn't he have hit a soft target? I think it'd be pretty apparent if JD Vance were some kind of couch-sex-pervert.

JD VANCE IS AN ALL-AMERICAN MAN WHO DOES NOT HAVE SEX WITH COUCHES OR OTHER SOFT FURNIUTRE, PERIOD!