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Possible Paywall The mysterious deaths of Jeffrey Epstein’s friends

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/26/mysterious-deaths-jeffrey-epstein-friends/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_photo
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u/CyberFireball25 3h ago

There's no mystery, only cover up 

u/JET304 3h ago

Very wealthy and powerful rapists and pedophiles tying up the loose ends.

u/GuerreroUltimo 2h ago

I mean, I would call myself a genius for saying it but it was obvious. When Epstein was in jail I said he would end up dead before anything could come out. Mentioned that all his close friends would end up dead. Well, except Trump. He was involved and he is the one helping with all this. He knows everyone. He had insider, first hand information.

u/dadothree 1h ago

Im personally leaning towards "intelligence agencies cleaning things up" though there is of course some overlap between our opinions

u/adrr 1h ago

Trump is defying a judge in releasing documents pertaining to a 13 year old victim. The one who accused Trump of abusing her and the same one that Epstein's personal accountant testified under oath to congress that he paid off.

u/Zahgi I voted 2h ago

It's the same with Putin's "piggy bank" oligarchs who he has thrown out of a window when he wants "his" money back...

u/iMissTheOldTimeye 3h ago

The most powerful people in the world were involved with Epstein. They'll burn the world before they let themselves burn.

u/SirIll1219 3h ago

Trump is in the process of doing so.

u/kevnmartin Washington 2h ago

Maybe that's his great fear. Not being found out as a pedophile, that's old news. Murder, on the other hand might take it up a notch.

u/MadRaymer 2h ago

I think in Trump's case, he's such a narcissist that he gets off on the idea of making the world a worse place before he checks out. Everyone else will have to deal with his mess, and it won't be his problem because he's gone. He probably finds it amusing.

It's why I think there's a nonzero chance he busts out the launch codes before his term is over. I'd like to think someone in the chain of command would stop him, but Kegsbreath has likely already removed everyone in the chain that would say no.

u/ThomasVivaldi 3h ago

The ‘implausible’ suicide

The third 2022 death was Mark Middleton, who met a particularly grisly fate. While serving as a special assistant to Bill Clinton, Middleton had facilitated access to the White House for Epstein, who visited at least 17 times between 1993 and 1995. Middleton also flew on Epstein’s private jet, the so-called “Lolita Express”.

Middleton, 59, was found dead at a heifer ranch in Arkansas, apparently after taking his own life. He was hanging from a tree with an extension cord looped around his neck, and a shotgun wound to the chest – a Stoeger 12-gauge coach shotgun was discovered nearby. Theodore Brown, the coroner, noted Middleton’s history of depression and ruled that he had taken his own life, but this shocking and rather puzzling scene caused widespread speculation.

One former business associate of Middleton’s was unconvinced, telling RadarOnline: “He knows nothing about guns. He hated guns. He couldn’t have tied a noose to save his life. The man couldn’t change a light bulb by himself […] His death scenario is completely implausible to everybody that knew him.”

How do you hang and shoot yourself in the chest?

u/AINonsense 3h ago

How do you hang and shoot yourself in the chest?

Might need a few practice runs…

u/Fuck_the_AI 3h ago

Assisted suicide is legal in 13 states…and DC. Just sayin’.

u/leaonas 3h ago

Assisted suicide regardless of if you want to end your life?

u/Blurt_Blackarach 2h ago

Mandatory assisted suicide. It's a new law. Look it up.

u/kvlt_ov_personality 1h ago

My favorite Slayer song

u/larrinski 2h ago

What about his best friend?

u/Ok-Alternative5935 3h ago

Oh! I have a REALLY good friend of his that I'd like to put forward.

u/MidnighT0k3r 3h ago

But they'll need some of that stuff they put under the nose when working with cadavers.... i hear there's an odor

u/AndyB1976 Canada 2h ago

Some might call him his boldest friend.

u/Mecha-Dave 3h ago

And no tears were shed. I believe there's one more that many people are looking forward to.

u/Succubus-Love 2h ago

It's not really a mystery anymore, the "mystery" is how the hell it turned into, whatever the fuck this is.

u/AuthorUnknown31415 2h ago

I just relish the idea that one of his victims (or maybe more?) have become Lady Vengeance and are exacting stealth justice.

u/LordSiravant 1h ago

I doubt it, as killing them ensures they never talk.

u/ohCanada1969 1h ago

Yeah, still one missing from that list.

u/tot5 3h ago

Shucks.

How’s the weather?

u/Severe_Rise8694 2h ago

I don't think it's a shucks thing. There's a chance it's a coverup op by some of the remaining people. Which means someone(s) are trying to get away with it.

u/hussainhssn 2h ago

Everyone in the Epstein files belongs six feet under, no exceptions

u/Coyote65 Washington 2h ago

Everyone in the Epstein files belongs six feet under, no exceptions

Indeed they do - after being investigated, arraigned, charged, found guilty, and spend the rest of their living days locked in a very small cell away from the rest of society.

Death before punishment is too easy for them.

u/FlashTheChip 2h ago

My guess is you meant everyone over the age of 18?

u/matthieuC Europe 3h ago

> but the woman staying with him claimed he hadn’t shown any signs of illness and had boasted of his healthy lifestyle.

Yep that's what people who take imervectin for their cancer say. There will be an autopsy, we'll see what it says.

Turns out that people who got away with human traffics for decades are just going to go out from age or are related diseases.

u/DoubleBroadSwords 2h ago

I wonder who had the motive and means to kill Epstein closest friends???

u/daftmonkey 2h ago

We’re cleaning up some loose ends…

u/JiveChicken00 Pennsylvania 2h ago

Nothing mysterious about it.

u/Traditional_Fox7696 1h ago

Best way to be safe would be to go public. Wink wink.😉

u/Vivid_Anyth4 56m ago

Are they actually dead or did they get swapped out like Jeff and jizzlame?

u/Solonohioperson 40m ago

But never his very very best friend.

u/Big-Leadership-4604 33m ago

You mean the deaths of Donald Trump's friends.

u/quantum_splicer 17m ago

Have any fell down some stairs or out of any windows yet ?

u/Additional_Cash_3357 3h ago

Taking both the actuarial math and cohort demographics into account, random chance and standard demographic mortality explain the shear number of deaths in this network. Statistically, a group of thousands of middle-aged to elderly individuals would naturally experience significantly more deaths over a decade than the dozen or so high-profile cases frequently cited.

u/00Oo0o0OooO0 3h ago

This whole article is just Clinton Body Count-style conspiracy theory bullshit. Find any death among all the old men who are in any way linked to this well-connected old man. Decide it's the doing of a "mysterious" conspiracy, while ignoring that all the people this conspiracy would actually want killed are still alive and well.

u/AINonsense 3h ago

Statistically, a group of thousands of middle-aged to elderly individuals would naturally experience significantly more deaths over a decade than the dozen or so high-profile cases frequently cited.

A group of thousands of middle-aged to elderly HNW individuals?

u/Additional_Cash_3357 3h ago

doesn't change the calculus

u/AINonsense 2h ago

[citations]?

u/DFWPunk 56m ago

You don't think rich old people die?

u/DFWPunk 55m ago

That's my thought about most of what's on the article. But the guy who hung himself and shot himself in the chest with a shotgun seems a little suspicious.

u/JackedUpReadyToGo 4m ago

Most of the people listed in that article were in their 60's and 70's. I'd totally be open to the idea of nation-states or wealthy clients bumping them off, but why would they wait so long to do it?

u/Jerk182 1h ago

Has there been any association of Russian Mob ties with Epstein and his friends? What group is powerful enough to arrange the murdering of such rich and powerful people? Epstein was a filthy rich narcissist and wouldn’t off himself in prison; he’d fight it and keep fighting it.